A/N: This chapter goes out to What-A-Stupid-Lamb. Read and review? Enjoy!

References: If anyone spotted a Harry Potter reference in the previous chapter, tell me. Also, there is a book reference in here for To Catch A Pirate. If (I doubt it) anyone knows it, tell me and I'll give you a super cyber cookie.

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Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.

A Fair Trade

"That's not fair."

"Sure it is."

"I don't think so."

"Why?"

"Because I'm giving you everything you've always wanted and you're giving me a stick of gum." Edward stated, trying not to smile.

"It's good gum." Bella tried, making her eyes go big and hopeful.

"Which I can't eat." Edward chuckled. "I want a larger prize."

"I don't have anything else to give you!"

"Bella, if you really want this, I'm going to get a fair trade out of it."

"Why? It's not like what you're promising me is that good anyways."

"What I'm offering you is like me offering you the power to turn straw into gold."

"You're not Rumplestiltskin."

"I never said I was."

"Edward, truly, if there was anything that I thought you truly wanted or needed, I'd give it to you."

Edward seemed to consider this for a moment before switching into dazzle mode.

"Would you give me anything?" He asked, his eyes turning to molten honey.

In a trance, Bella replied "Anything."

With another idea forming in his head, Edward continued, "Would you let me take anything I wanted?"

She just nodded, trusting him with all of her heart.

Converting his eyes to a charcoal color, Edward looked more dangerous than ever. Without a second thought, he grabbed Bella's face in his hands and roughly pulled her to him, his cold lips crashing onto hers in the complete opposite of a safe kiss.

Savoring the salty but sweet taste of her lips, he pulled back swiftly, turned on his heel, and stole away up the stairs, locking the door to his room behind him.

"Edward? What did I do?" He heard her voice call up from where he left her pinned against the back door.

"You gave me a fair trade!" He yelled back, loud enough for her human ears to hear.

"You stole that kiss!"

He didn't respond.

"Edward! You didn't hold up your end of the bargain! I want my puppy!"

Laughing silently, Edward thought about a small little fluff ball sharing Bella's bed with him.

Yeah, like that's going to happen, He thought to himself.

"Do I at least have three chances to guess your name?" She continued, her comment sending Edward into a silent fit of hysterics.

Sliding down his door he sighed at the irony of the situation. Obviously she knew his name, but since she did that would mean him giving her a new play thing, which to him would be dinner.

"Yeah, like that's going to happen." Edward whispered to himself, his fingers grazing his still warm lips. "However, I definitely got the better end of this bargain."