A/N: This chapter goes out to Lanna-Misssunshine and MyDirt09 for the request for Goldilocks. If anyone knows the "Earth Girls Come Easy" reference, you'll get props. Read and review? Enjoy!
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Trivia: Goldilocks was originally going to the house of the three wolves, but was later changed to bears because wolves were over used.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Bloody Oddity
"I'm blonde, b-l-o-n-d. I'm blonde, b-l-o-n- Urgh, whatever. I'm blonde. I'm blonde." Rosalie sung to herself as she picked up the first packet of blood that was lying on the counter.
After puncturing a small hole in it with her teeth, she took a sip, only to spit it out a second later.
"Gross!" Looking at the label, she sighed in annoyance. "Only Jasper would actually heat up his blood before drinking it."
Moving onto the next packet, she once again made a tiny hole before taking a drink.
"Ew!" She exclaimed, dropping the blood pack to the floor, ignoring the small garnet pool that began to collect at he feet. Glaring at the spidery writing, she groaned. "And only his wife would feel the need to freeze hers…"
Strolling over to the cupboard, she rooted around until she found a solitary pack with her name on it.
Grinning, she hastily tore it open and downed the entire thing.
Licking her lips, she sigh "Heaven," before skipping out of the kitchen and up to her room, wanting to get away from the evidence that she had snuck some of her siblings' blood supplies. If she wasn't downstairs when they got home, they'd never know it was her…