A/N: This chapter goes out to Dolphinace, Edward's Manda, and MidnightxRed. Read and review? Enjoy!
Poll: Okay, so for the last poll, seeing Edward star in a spy-esque movie won by a single point. A gothic/horror romance thingy came in second, the epic fantasy took third, pirates forth, and a comedy stole last place.
My New Poll: For the Twilight movie, which minor character are you most excited to see cast? So far, Angela is in the lead. Go vote.
Trivia: I know no trivia for Jack and the Beanstalk except for a random 10th Kingdom fact, Jack was made the first mayor of Beantown after defeating the giants.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Sky High
"What did you do to it?"
"I didn't do anything."
"Did you give it miracle grow?"
"No."
"Hyper pills?"
"No…"
"Steroids?"
"No!"
"Then Emmett, what the hell did you do to it?" Jasper demanded, looking upwards, attempting to see the top of the giant beanstalk.
"I didn't do anything!" defended, throwing his hands up in the air. "Why are you after me?"
"Because the others ignore the garden. You always stop to smell the roses."
"Actually, they're pansies."
"Whatever." Jasper scoffed.
Emmett exclaimed, "It was like this when I woke up!"
"So you didn't do anything to it today… But what about yesterday? I'm pretty sure Esme's beanstalk didn't go through the clouds last night."
"When she told me to water the garden, I may have added some magic bean to the watering can…"
"Magic beans?"
Emmett nodded.
"Where on Carlisle's name did you get magic beans?"
"I found them."
Jasper glared at him skeptically.
"Seriously, bro! When I went to will the watering can, there was a packet by the sink labeled 'magic beans', so I thought, what's the harm?"
"How many did you add?"
"Huh?"
"How many, Emmett?"
"Only half the pack…"
"Oh Carlisle," Jasper sighed, hitting his forehead. "This is a disaster.
"What do you mean, 'disaster'?" Emmett wondered. "We could have fun with this!"
Jasper just stared at him.
"We could go climbing it to see if there's a giant at the top!"
"No offense, but Bella already has vampires and werewolves after her… I doubt Edward would appreciate it if you provoked a giant to come down as well."
"But-"
"No buts."
Jasper zipped over to the garage and was back in a flash with an axe in his hand.
"Cut it down."
"But-"
"No."
"It could-"
"Nuh-uh."
"But I-"
"Cut it down, Emmett." Jasper finalized, shoving the instrument into Emmett's hands.
Sighing Emmett said "Fine" and began hacking down the bean stalk.
"Just so you know," He said, stopping about half way through. "You're wrecking my fun."
"I know, now keep chopping."
"Keep chopping…" Emmett mocked under his breath.
When he looked back up, Jasper was holding a tire iron in his hand, the dark glint in his eyes filled with malice.
Gulping, the bear-like boy finished his task without complaint.