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Trivia: There were 82 male dalmatians and 19 females. (Not Disney, the golden book version)
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Dinner
"Why didn't I see this coming?"
"Because you're not Alice."
"Emmett, why must you always do this to me?"
"I'm not doing this to you, Edward, I'm doing this for them."
"First it was the bat, and then it was the reindeer…" Edward trailed off, reminiscing over his brother's odd pet collection. "Now, you must be kidding me with this one."
"I jest you not."
"One hundred and one Dalmatians, Emmett?"
Nodding, Emmett picked up one of the puppies and cradled it in his muscled arms.
"Aren't they cute?"
"No!" Edward screamed, scooping up the puppy nearest him. "This time I've had enough!"
Without thinking, Edward sunk his teeth swiftly into the dog's neck, draining him as fast as he could.
Smiling maliciously at Emmett, Edward dropped the lifeless corpse to the ground before yelling "Alice! Jasper! Rosalie!"
"No!" Emmett exclaimed, staring at the dead dog.
"Dinner!"
In a zip, the rest of the Cullen children were out on the lawn, chasing down puppies while Emmett tried desperately to gather them all up before harm could come to them.
Upon realizing his loss, he turned to Edward and spat "You're worse than Cruella DeVil!"
"Nah," Alice said after dropping one of the last puppies to her feet. "Edward most definitely would not look good in fur."