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Don't Go Into The Woods Alone
"Bella, what are you doing?"
Bella jumped and yelped in surprise at the voice behind her. Turning around, she noticed that Edward was standing less than five feet away.
"Edward," She gasped, her hand over her heart, "You scared me."
"Sorry." Edward murmured, giving Bella's eyes time to readjust.
Looking around at their surroundings, a frown worked it's way onto his face.
"Bella, what did I tell you about these woods?" He asked, staring deep into her big doe eyes.
"I forget?" Bella said, playing dumb.
Sighing, Edward replied. "Honey, I asked you not to go into the woods alone. Remember, there are creatures in here more terrifying and dangerous than I could ever be."
"Oh Edward, I don't see what the big deal is. I'm just in here to get my Frisbee." Bella replied, turning around and continuing her trek through the dark glade.
"If you're only looking for a toy, why are you in here so deep?"
"Alice throws far."
Groaning, Edward got in step with her and looped her arm through his. She just moaned.
"Seriously Bella, this is for your own good."
"Oh, and what's going to get me, Edward? The boogie man?" She rolled her eyes.
"What about werewolves?"
"Werewolves." She deadpanned.
Edward smiled, his teeth glinting in the dark. "The Volturi."
"Now you're being ridiculous."
"Or Mike Newton."
"Mike?" Bells scoffed.
"Werewolves, Volturi, and Mike Newton-"
"Oh my."
"Werewolves, Volturi, and Mike Newton, oh my." Edward chanted. "Werewolves, Volturi, and Mike Newton, oh my"
It wasn't long before Bella joined in and they picked up their pace. "Werewolves, Volturi, and Mike Newton, oh my. Werewolves, Volturi, and Mike Newton, oh my. Werewolves, Volturi, and Mike Newton, oh my. Werewolves, Volt-"
"Boo!" Jacob screamed, popping out from behind a tree.
"Ah!" Bella cried, causing Edward to make her run in the opposite direction.
"Ha, ha, ha!" Aro exclaimed, materialized out of nowhere.
"Shit!" Edward cursed, dragging Bella off to the side.
"Bella, will you go out with me?" Mike asked casually, falling out of a tree.
Bella and Edward chanced a glance at each other before screaming "No!" and running towards a tiny speck of light to the west.