A/N: Yeah, I know, I'm almost 11 hours late on this one. Well, I had no exam today and had the day to myself sticks out tongue. This chapter goes out to Rainy Day In The Pines who claims that The Nightmare Before Christmas is a fairy tale. Read and review? Enjoy!

Poll: Basically, you voted Rosalie was like Barbir. Marilyn Monroe was second, and Alicia Silverstone wasn't far behind.

New Poll: There was a contesy up on Stephenie Meyer's site looking for character slogans. I want to know which slogan you like best for Carlisle (the winner of the real contest is in there, but will it win again?). Thanks to Eleen for about 4 of the slogans.

Trivia: Fame was first preformed live on the show Solid Gold in the 80's.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters. Also, lyrics are slightly changed to fit the situation.

I'm Gonna Live Forever

"There are few who deny at what I do I am the best; and my talents are renowned far and wide. When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night, I excel without ever even trying."

Sighing, Jasper glanced towards the stairs from his place on the couch. "I can't believe this… He's been at it for hours."

"I know," Rosalie ground out, glaring holes at the ceiling, right beneath her brother's room. "Because I've been forced to listen to it; subjected to torture. What's he whining about, anyway?"

"Bella went to visit Jac-"

"The mutt!" Rosalie cut him off "I should have known he was to blame for this!"

"She'll be back this evening." Jasper tried to reason.

"That's not good enough!"

"Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness begins to grow. She's somewhere out there, far from my home; a longing that I've never known."

"That's it!" Rosalie cried, tossing aside the pillow she was cuddling. "I've had enough!"

Jasper watched as she got up and stomped upstairs. He could hear her as she moved down the hall, and even more so when she ripped open Edward's door.

"Why don't you just try to take over Christmas already and get it over with!" Rosalie's voice echoed throughout the house.

"I'm a master of fright and a demon of light and I'll scare you right out of you pants!" Edward retaliated.

"Stop it! I don't' want to hear you wallow in misery for even one more moment!"

"Ouf!"

"Hey!"

"Take that!"

"Ouch!"

To Jasper, it sounded like they had begun wrestling.

"Stop being emo and shut up for once in your life!" Rosalie continued.

"I was quiet for almost eleven decades! There's no way I'm shutting up now!" Edward shot back. "Since you are dead I should take off your head to recite-"

"Edward! Don't come any closer with that thing! I mean it! Don't take off my head! I'm gonna live forever! Edward! Edwa-"

Then everything went silent.

Shrugging it off, Jasper picked up the television remote and began channel surfing.

"Ooh! Fame!" Jasper exclaimed, dropping the remote and began singing along. "I'm going to live forever; I'm going to learn how to fly!