A/N: For those of you who keep telling me that Jacpb didn't imprint on Bella, STFU! I KNOW! I needed it for the chapter, and as I said, it was based on a silly conversation I had with my friend Eleen. Give it up already!

This chapter goes out to Edward's Manda who requested I use Lady & The Tramp. I thought the couple was fitting.

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Carbs

"I don't know."

"Come on, I heard it's the best."

"But the order seems huge…"

"We'll split it."

"I'm supposed to be on a no-carbs diet."

"Look, it's just one order of spaghetti. What's it really going to do to you?" Mike smiled, flagging down the waitress and ordering the spaghetti platter before Jessica could protest.

While they waited for their food, Jessica took to pouting.

She remembered back when she, Angela and Bella had been out in Port Angeles dress shopping. That night, Edward had whisked Bella off into La Bella Italia, the same restaurant she was currently in with Mike.

She had long ago decided that it would've been more romantic with Edward Cullen as her date.

About ten minutes later, the waitress placed their food on the table and walked off.

"Alright! Let's do this!" Mike grinned, staring at the heaping pile of spaghetti.

Jessica looked less than thrilled, but never the less, picked up her fork and began to twist up some of the noodles.

As they made a good dent in the pasta, they both gave up with trying to maintain their good manners over the messy meal. Jessica was sucking on a noodle when she felt something hard hi her lips.

To her dismay, it was Mike's lips.

Grinning, he kissed her with a little too much anticipation while she stayed immobile.

He didn't notice.

When he pulled away from her, Jessica had decided that she was right. Michael Newton was no Edward Cullen.