A/N: This chapter doesn't go out to anyone. It was my own whacko idea. If you don't get the connection, it's the fairy tale "Bluebeard". Read and review? Enjoy!

Poll: Do not let the most boring choice win. Be exciting. Vote for Emmett!

Plug: I have made a public service announcement for teenagers in the form of a fanfiction. It is called "Think Like Spiderman". You do not have to know the fandom CSI to understand it. I would just like you all to read it and head to its warning.

Trivia: Bluebeard had killed about twenty women before he himself was killed by his latest wife's brother.

Disclaimer: I do no own Twilight or any of the characters.

Diversion

It was because of him she was stuck there. It was because of him she was standing about six feet on the wrong side of the borderline. It was his fault that she had no way of escaping him unless one of her friends -her family- would be willing to risk their own demise to save her. It was all his damn fault!

Well, maybe not all of it.

It's a possibility that it was her fault for not listening to what he said. For taking that blasted key to find out what was in the garage. For finding the ultimate crime scene.

Before he went down to the beach, he gave her a key ring and gave her free reign on the house. The only thing he said not to do was to attempt to find which door the tiniest key, the now red one, fit. The things contained within were his and his alone.

How was she to know that there would be blood in the key hole? Or that it wouldn't wash off? It wasn't as if she was trying to find the dead corpses. It just sort of happened.

When he came back and found that the key was red, Jacob used this as the perfect opportunity to get to Edward… Too bad for him that the wrong savior was there to make the rescue.

Bella struggled against Jacob, him holding her hands together behind her back. He had decided that if Edward didn't show up within twenty four hours, he was going to turn her into one of his many corpses.

It hadn't even been an hour, until there was a sudden change in the situation. A five dollar bill landed on the ground barely a foot from them.

"Ooh… Money!" Jacob exclaimed, releasing Bella so he could pick up the bill.

Much to his dismay, just when he bent down, it was pulled back further beyond his reach.

"Now!" Alice screamed, jumping out from behind a bush on the opposite side of the borderline.

Taking this as her cue, Bella ran the six feet to the borderline and crossed it easily.

"Come on! Let's go." Alice cried, taking Bella's hand in hers as she bolted off towards where she parked her Porsche.

Looking over her shoulder, she yelled "Emmett! Hurry up!"

Bella chanced a glance, only to see Emmett's running up behind them holding a fishing pole with a five dollar bill attached to the hook.

Sighing, Bella shook her head. All of this over finding a few rabbit carcasses. What was the world of mythical creatures coming to?