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Wolf On The Roof
"No way is he coming in here!"
"What does he want?"
"Isn't it obvious?"
"No."
"He wants Bella."
"How do you know?"
"Because it was on the note."
"What note?"
"This one." Rosalie said, clearing her throat. "Leeches, I want Bella. If you don't bring her out, I'm coming in."
"Where did you get that?" Edward wondered.
"In the mailbox."
"It's signed the mutt." Alice said, looking over her shoulder.
"Black." Edward growled, narrowing his eyes.
"Well, it's been over an hour and he hasn't attempted anything yet." Emmett stated, looking at his watch. "If he hasn't done anything by now, I doubt he'll even try."
"Oh, he'll try." Jasper smiled, entering the room with a pot of boiling water in his hands.
"What're you going to do with that?" Rosalie asked, staring at the pot.
"This…" Jasper grinned, placing it over the roaring fire he had asked Emmett to make earlier. Staring at the place where the fireplace met the ceiling, he said, his eyes dancing with mirth, "All we have to do now is wait."
"They're staring at the roof." Bella deadpanned, coming down the stairs.
Earlier on, Alice had instructed her to stay in Edward's room and keep watch out the window. Unfortunately for Bella, the werewolves, even though they were evidently over the boundary line, didn't appear like they would be moving anytime soon.
"So I was right…" Jasper muttered, staring at the tiny brunette as she sat down next to Edward.
"Right about what?" Bella questioned.
Instead of giving her a straight out answer, Jasper began counting. "Three, Two-"
Right before he said 'one', there was a loud noise coming from the chimney. Clanking and banging ensued until the figure of Jacob Black came into view. He fell splat in the middle of the now scalding pot of water.
With a loud yelp, he scrambled his way back up the chimney, crying and whimpering all of the way.
Noises came from the roof.
Everyone ran to the window to see Jacob fall onto the ground, and run off down the driveway, followed by his pack.
Everyone began to laugh as Jasper said "That worked better than I could have ever hoped."