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Substitute Prince
"Alice do this. Alice do that. Alice, check the mail. Alice, put the cars in the garage. Urgh, I can't take it anymore!" The tiny vampire screamed, tossing the dishrag down onto the floor.
It made a splashing sound as it fell into the chocolate, caramel, ice-cream, waffle cone, soapy water concoction.
"Alice?"
"What?" She shouted, turning around to see who the intruder was. She was on kitchen duty. No one else had to be in the room.
"What are you ranting about, Ali?" Edward said, glancing from her face, down to the mess, and back up. "And what is that?"
"That is a deluxe ice cream sundae."
"It doesn't look it."
"Obviously!" She exclaimed, gaining a blank stare form her brother. "I accidentally knocked it off of the counter when I was getting the whipped cream."
"And you couldn't catch it in time?"
"I said I was preoccupied with whipped cream, didn't I?"
Edward just chuckled, getting down on his hands and knees. Picking up the cloth, he started cleaning up the now melted mess.
"What are you doing?" Alice asked, kneeling beside him.
"Helping you clean up."
"But it's not your mess."
"I know, but I can help my little sister, can't I?"
"I guess so." She muttered, grabbing the mop she had put in the corner.
Smiling, Edward jested with her until the task was done. He had originally come down because he had heard Alice's thoughts. She was under the delusion that Esme and Carlisle were treating her like Cinderella, making her do simple menial chores.
He was certainly no Jasper, but Edward decided that he could be Alice's prince and come to her rescue just this once.