And I am back and this time I am going to try my at humor, it might not be that good but I will try my best.
Once again, I would like someone to tell me how you can put a line between paragraphs, I tried to search in google, but I couldn't find a method that worked.
Now back to the story and don't forget to R&R.
Update: Since Illuminated asked for it,this is a warning that there is a bit of yaoi in this chapter, though i just wrote it in a sort of funny way. At least i hope i did.
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Naruto confesses to Sakura.
"Meh, why not?" replied Sakura "Meet me tomorrow evening at 6'o clock at Ichiraku Ramen shop."
Naruto was stunned for a moment, he had been waiting with his two team-mates, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno, for more than an hour for their sensei to turn up and give them the genin test but so far they were the only three people at the training ground, so he had decided to, for the umpteenth time, ask Sakura out on a date and he had expected her to beaten up as usual but after a few seconds he started jumping up and down shouting all the while about Sakura finally agreeing to go on a date with me.
While all this was going on Sasuke stood below the tree and watched in silence. At first he didn't believe what Sakura said. Once the shock wore off the anger started to build, anger towards one particular person, Sakura Haruno.
"YOU BITCH! HOW DARE YOU?" screamed Sasuke as he ran towards Sakura.
"Do you have any idea how long I have been trying to get Naruto? Do you? "asked Sasuke as he got into the face of a confused Sakura.
"I had to wake up really early to put Ichigo under genjutsu so that he would bump into Naruto unconsciously, and then plan even more to make sure that Naruto would jump unto my bench, all that to make sure that I would be the one to take his first kiss."
"I even made myself more desirable to women so that no one would notice what a handsome hunk he is, I mean look at those sexy whiskers." said Sasuke as he dreamily touched the whiskers on Naruto's cheek.
"Sasuke, you are drooling." Sakura started to get scared as she saw the hungry look Sasuke had when he touched Naruto.
"Shut Up Bitch, I didn't work my ass off to stay at the top of the class and get into the same team as Naru-chan so that you could take him away from me."
"Che! I thought I would only have to worry about that weakling Hyuuga when it came to Naru-Naru, I never thought this bitch would say yes to my darling."
"Listen up forehead girl, you see this wonderful ass here?" Sasuke asked as he turned Naruto around and ran his hands all over his ass.
"This wonderful, juicy & scrumptious ass, oh what I would do to this ass"
"Sasuke you are drooling again." Sakura said as she started to back away.
"Shut up whore, anyways as I was saying this ass right here belongs to me, and my ass belongs to only Uzu-Uzu, do you understand?"
Sakura couldn't handle anymore and ran away crying. While all this was going on Naruto stood frozen out of shock, Sasuke turned Naruto around to face him again and gently put his hands on this cheek.
"Na-kun, that slut that was trying to come in between us is gone now, so why don't you and me and have dinner at my place tonight?" said Sasuke.
Naruto looked at Sasuke for few seconds.
" Meh, why not?"
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I hope you liked that. My original story was going to be completely different, but as I started writing it this idea just came to my mind and I just went with it.
And now I was just wondering if anyone here knows if the author for Team-8, S'TarKan will ever write another chapter again. He wrote a new chapter a few months ago after a long absence and I was filled with hope that he might actually try and finish it but there has been no new update since then and I am starting to lose hope again. I am sure I am not the only one, so if anyone knows about him could you message me about it please?
Don't forget to
And now for a bonus ending of the story, wonder how many people will actually read till here. XD
Bonus Ending:
Sasuke woke as someone kept on shaking him.
"Wake Sasuke-kun, Kakashi-sensei is here." Said Sakura as she shook Sasuke up.
"ne, Sakura, you will really go on a date with me today right?" said Naruto as he tried to get Sakura's attention away from the Uchiha.
"Only if you promise to never bother me again after this date."
"Don't worry Sakura after today you will want to do on many more dates with me, believe it!"
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke walked towards Kakashi, who was standing near the stumps, as Naruto grinned from ear to ear thinking about what he would tonight with Sakura.
Years later when the sound four came to take Sasuke away from the village he left with them not because of his hate for Itachi, but because of his hate for Sakura Haruno, who had taken Na-chan's first date which should have rightfully belonged to him.
He would get stronger and kill the bitch and show Naru-kun that he was more suited to be with him than that pink abomination that was called Sakura Haruno.