A special thank you to vaskeemi for reviewing last chapter, I am so glad you liked it. Now down to business. Who will say the disclaimer today? Hmm, well let's have our adorable Feliciano say it.
Feliciano: Si, Vamp ve
Aww, he called me Vamp. So cute, now please say the disclaimer Feli-chan.
Feliciano: Ve, Vamp does not own Hetalia, Google Translate, or anything else used. *reads off prompt cards*
Such a cutie, now here is your pasta.
Feliciano: Ve, PASSSSSSSTA!
Ludwig: Vamp, look what you have started.
What? He only said pasta, Luddy. Now we need to move on so without further ado, CHAPTER THREE! YA- HA
CHAOS AND TWO NEW UNITS
BANG! CRASH!
That was the first thing I hear when I am suddenly woken one morning two weeks later. I jump out of bed running to see who dared break into my home. I find my kitchen in shambles and a drunken Prussia passed out among the chaos. Germany was not far behind me. He made a grave error. He snuck up on me. I grab him and flip him straight onto his back in the hallway. He just stares at me in shock.
"Oh, sorry Luddy, it was a reflex," I say shrugging.
"That is a reflex? Where did you learn to do that?" he asks surprised.
"Several styles of Martial arts classes," I say starting to clean up the kitchen.
"That is impressive. Japan might be a good sparring partner for you if you ask him," Germany says helping.
"I might. Don't want to get rusty," I say continuing. "Oh could you put your brother to bed? I will finish up here."
"Ja," Germany says dragging his brother out of the partially cleaned kitchen.
I finish that and decide since I am up to make some breakfast. I dig out some ingredients for French toast. While cooking Japan comes down and is followed by the Italies. Germany returns shortly after them.
"Well, that did not take you long," Germany says.
"Ja, oh how many pieces of French toast do you want?" I ask.
"Three," Germany says.
"Four," Italy says smiling.
"Four," Romano says. "What? I am fucking hungry."
"I will take two, Anika- san," Japan says.
"Okay, that just leaves me. I am making myself three. I will spar it off later," I say finishing the meal.
We sit and eat breakfast. Afterwards I head to my dojo only to find Japan in there meditating. I bow before entering and start to dig out my gear.
"Anika- san, Gomenasi I did not mean to intrude," Japan says.
"It is fine Kiku. You can come in here anytime you want. I was about to practice some of my martial arts. Do you want to join me?" I ask him.
"Hai," Japan says.
"Sweet, a sparring partner," I say beginning.
Surprisingly by the end of the match both Japan and I are out of breath on the floor of the dojo. We tied in skill. I then go and clean the dojo up with Japan's help. After that we head to our respective bedrooms to shower and change into some clean clothes. I head to the kitchen when a knock at the door interrupts my thoughts. I answer the door and find Brice at the door with two crates. Prussia is up and about by this point as Brice leaves and I am about to go activate one of the new ones but Prussia unknowingly actives both of them.
"The awesome me has arrived," Prussia says entering the entryway.
"Mi amigo," Spain says leaving his crate.
"The hero is more awesome," America says bursting out of his crate.
"Spain and America? Oh man my sis would love to meet one of you," I mutter happily.
"Hello, I am Anika. This is now your home. I have a room and wardrobe all set up for you," I say louder.
"Hola, chica. Anika es un nombre tan hermoso. (Hello, girl. Anika is such a beautiful name.)," Spain says as Prussia throws an arm around his friend.
"Um, thank you," I say understanding him.
"The her-" America starts to say before being silenced by an annoyed Anika.
"Please refrain from saying 'the hero' all the time," I say after kneeing him in the gut.
"This chick is deadly," Prussia says.
"If you value your five meters you will remember it," I say smiling innocently.
The two newcomers get a tour and I decide to go work out some with Germany. He is once again floored. This time by the gym I have access to. I laugh at how awestruck he is. He immediately sets to work on one of the machines. I go to the jogging machines after grabbing some water from the fridge that is kept in there. I throw one to Germany after getting his attention. We spend a couple of hours training in there before it is late enough to make supper.
I head to Spain's room to let him know he can cook tonight. I then head to my room to shower and change out of my work-out clothes. Once done I run into Germany on my way to the kitchen.
"Hi. Look I really am sorry about this morning. I did not mean to flip you like that," I say meaning it.
"Ja, it is fine. Why did you learn all those martial arts? If I may ask," Germany asks.
"Well, it came in handy once I started living here on my own. Someone tried to break in. He got as far as the broken door before he got a unexpected foot to the face," I say shrugging. "Plus, I had lots of time on my hands."
"Well, there is no chance of that happening now that there are more people," Germany says.
"Ja, now let's go eat supper," I say walking with him to the kitchen.
Once dinner is over the group disperses for the night. I head my room and log on to fanfiction to kill some time before bed. However Italy barges in my room scared. There is someone knocking at the front door.
"Okay, I will go check it out," I say going to the door.
"Hi, sis. I am moving back in with you," a girl says walking in with her stuff.
"Sis? Why are you moving in?" I ask confused.
"Mom and Dad are moving to a new state and I wanted to stay in this one," she says.
"What happened with the cottage?" I ask.
"They sold it. You know how fickle they can be," she says.
"Yeah, hence leaving me alone in a huge mansion," I mutter.
"Is everything alright? Italy came running to me saying you were going to get hurt," Germany says closely followed by the rest of the group.
"Everything is fine. This is my younger sister, Bianca Knight," I say introducing her.
"Who are all these men?" she asks not realizing Spain is there.
"Hetalia units I ordered. Okay guys, go ahead and introduce yourselves," I say.
"Hallo, ich bin Deutschland," Germany says.
I laugh at how confused she is since I told him she understood German and the truth is she does not.
"SISTER!" Bianca shouts.
"Was?" I say smirking.
"Translate," she growls.
"I thought she understood German. You told me she did," Germany says confused.
"She tricked you. I only understand French and Spanish," Bianca growls.
"I am sorry. I am Germany," Germany says.
"Hola, soy España," Spain says before she glomps him.
"SPAIN!" Bianca yells happily.
"Ve, I am Italy. Nice to meet you," Italy greets.
"So you are the sister of this Potato crazy bitch," Romano says.
"Spain's little Lovi," Bianca says smiling.
"I am not his little anything!" Romano shouts.
"I am the awesome Prussia," Prussia says before anyone else can say a word.
"I am the hero! United States of the America, Alfred F. Jones," America brags while I roll my eyes.
"Hello, I am Japan," Japan says bowing.
Okay, before we go too much further. I need to explain a few things. My sister is 17 and is pale with ice blue eyes. I know she gets some grief at school for how cold her eyes can be. Her hair is jet black like our mom's but she has red highlights like I do. Her personality is a bit easier to describe. She can be Hyper (at times) as well as easily bored and random. It is best to keep her entertained. She is also devious and kind. Did I mention that she barely knows Hetalia? She only likes Spain and France and reads a few fanfictions on occasion. I don't know how we are related at times.
"So you have been living with a bunch of men? What would our parents say?" Bianca says with a evil gleam.
"Yes they are living here as houseguests. It helps make the place feel lived in," I say ignoring the glint. "Well, you know where your room is. Go ahead and go there. And on Monday you are going to school."
"Fine," Bianca says heading to her room.
"Amiga is still in school?" Spain asks.
"Ja, she is. She is only 17," I say. "She will flip if France ever shows up."
With that we all head to bed to get ready for the next day. The following morning I wake up and find that Germany has already started breakfast. I help him as the rest of them wake up and gradually find their way down. By the time my sister joins breakfast is ready and we all eat with the usually complaints.
"BASTARD STOP STARING AT ME!" Romano yells.
"Romano, no yelling this early please," I say continuing my meal.
"NO!" Romano yells.
I roll my eyes as he makes a ruckus till breakfast is done. I clean up with Japan's help. Germany and Prussia are in the living room. The Italies join them as does America and Spain. Bianca runs up to her room before going into the living room.
"I know what we can play," Bianca says.
"What sister?" I say entering the room.
"DDR!" she yells.
"Sure, let's set it up," I say digging out the Wii.
Soon I am facing off against Germany and winning. He seriously sucks at letting loose. Prussia takes his place and manages to win. I let my sister take my place as one of our favorite songs comes up, Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo. I sing along as they play.
"I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder
Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive
CHORUS
I was struck by lighting
Walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door . . .
(Don't run away it's only me)
All dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man
Waitin' for an invitation to arrive
With a dead man . . . Dead Man . . .
Got my best suit and my tie
Shiny silver dollar on either eye
I hear the chauffeur comin' to the door
Says there's room for maybe just one more . . .
CHORUS
Don't run away it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me . . .," I finish singing as Bianca wins.
"The awesome Prussia is no match for me," she says punching the air.
"Yep, now let's put Spain vs. Romano," I say as Sweet Sweet Magic comes on.
The two battle it out and Romano manages to win. He smugly munches a tomato as Spain pouts. We put the game up shortly after and I go spar with Japan for a bit. Bianca sits with Romano and Spain watching TV. Germany goes train with Italy. And at lunchtime there is more chaos because America discovers our pool. I groan as I hear a large splash hit the area around the pool.
"AMERICA! YOU WILL BE CLEANING THE POOL AREA!" I yell. "Germany, could you please make sure he does it?"
"Ja," Germany says as America's laugh reaches our ears.
"There is a pool?" Spain asks as Bianca is already dressed in her swimsuit smirking.
"Yep, now let's go," she says making us all get changed into swimwear.
We play in the pool for a bit before I call it a day and remind my sister of her homework. She goes back inside to dry off more and to complete it. Soon after it is dinner time, I cook with Prussia's help for once.
"The awesome me can cook," Prussia brags.
"Sure you can help me cook," I say getting some ingredients out.
"This place is huge. How did you manage it before?" Prussia asks serious for once.
"Well, when mom and dad lived here it was staffed with enough servants to keep up with me and my sister. Then once I lived alone I kind of just let the staff be till most of them left. There is one maid who helps out once a week. But you guys are here to now so there are no need for such symbols of wealth," I say as the food finishes.
"That is awesome, but not as awesome as me," Prussia says.
"Ja," I agree rolling my eyes.
"TOMATO BASTARD!" Romano yells.
"Lovi~" Spain says smiling.
"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" Romano screams.
"Never a dull moment. Well, food is done," I announce.
Finally we all sit and eat with almost no chaos till Prussia starts a food fight with Romano. I end it and the meal continues peacefully. I head to bed after making sure my sister did as well. The others follow suit not long after. I set my alarm to ensure Bianca's up for school tomorrow just before sleep claims me.
Hi, this chapter had two units that people wanted. Next chapter the BTT will be complete. Anika better run. Stay tuned for the next chapter.
Thanks for reading.
Vampchick2010 out.