Naruto, Kiba and Shino were sent on a mission by the Hokage, Tsunade Senju. The mission was a relatively simple, a band of bandits was terrorizing a village to the south of Fire country and Konaha was tasked with the job of capturing or eradicating them.
Tsunade had chosen Team-8 for this mission but Hinata was unable to go due to clan as a result Naruto, who was in the office at time, had volunteered(forced) himself as Hinata's substitute. They had left as soon as the briefing of the mission was over and now had been travelling for two days.
"We are almost there. Why do I know this? Because we wer…." Shino began
"We know Shino," Kiba said in exasperation.
"I was just informing my teammates so that you would be ready for any eventualities." Shina said
"Thanks for that Shino, forget Kiba, he is just bored." Naruto said with a grin.
"Well of course I am bored, we haven't seen any act.." Kiba's voice was cut short as a bandit jumped from the bushes and cut-off Shino's head, followed by the other members of the band.
"Oh My God! They killed Shino." Naruto said as he saw the decapitated head of Shino.
"You Bastards!" Kiba said as he and Naruto jumped at the bandits and killed all of them to avenge Shino.
-Few Days Later-
"So let me get this straight. The group of bandits of the drop on you then killed Shino by beheading him?" Tsunade asked.
"Yeah, they did, so we decided to kill them all in return. Believe it!" Naruto said with a grim face.
"Well I am glad you successfully completed the mission and saved the village, but I have a question for you."
"What is it Tsunade-sama." Kiba said with more respect.
"You said that they killed Shino, then who is this third person standing in front of me right now?" Tsunade asked while pointing at Shino.
"That's Shino Baa-chan. I think your mind is going weak if you can't even spot you ninja. You should just quit and give the Hokage seat to me." Naruto said while giving Tsunade a big smile.
" Didn't you just say that Shino had been killed by the bandits. If what you said is true then how can the person standing beside you be the same Shino?" Tsunade said as a tick mark appeared on her forehead.
"Oh that's easy Baa-chan. After we reached the village and told them we killed all the bandits we buried Shino in their local graveyard. But the next day we were really sad that he died so thought of building a really big tower thingy towards the heavens, so that we could ask god to revive Shino. So we went around asking people for things we could use to build the tower thingy. Once we had..."
"Stop, stop. I don't think that I want to know anymore. You may leave now, I will compensate all three of you with adequate reward for completing this mission. Now leave" Tsunade shouted the last part.
Once the three ninjas had left Tsunade sat there and started rubbing her forehead.
"Really now, they couldn't have just done a proper De-briefing, one without made up stories?" Tsunade said out loud. She then called in Shizune and asked her to change the story, one that was more believable.
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And we are once again done really small this time I know, but I wanted it to be that way. Initially I wasn't sure which character to use, my first choice was Hinata(she just came to my mind, don't know why), next I thought Naruto would be a better choice but finally I homed in on Shino because he is the one with most similarities with Kenny I think.
Well what do you think, I might write a bigger Southpark themed story sometimes later when I get a better inspiration for you have any ideas tell me and i will try to write a story based on that idea. Dont forget to R&R this chapter.
Till then Hasta La Vista Amigos.