Laura: Alright! Justice is served! But in my opinion this wasn't enough. Any one who hurts cute Sasuke deserves to suffer!

Sasuke: That isn't going to make me forgive you.

Laura: Let it gooooo Sasuke. You're bringing me down T.T

Sasuke: Whatever. Just do the disclaimer.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto... And I can't think of something clever to say...

Naruto: That's because once again you're writing this at 2 am... How do you function as a normal human being?!

Laura: Yaoi. It fixes everything.

Naruto POV

Ugh. Monday mornings... Need I say anymore? Is there anyone who actually does like Mondays? I've never met one and I'm thankful for that. If someone came up to me all preppy on a Monday morning I'd probably break all their fingers... slowly. I grabbed some clothes from my dresser then practically ran to the shower to beat Sakura. I slammed the door in her face and listened to her yelling at me for being a "Damn bastard" while I got undressed. I had a quick shower, brushed my teeth then strolled out of the bathroom ignoring Sakura's death glares. "Naruto that's not fair! You know I need a longer time in the bathroom!"

"And whose fault is that?" I smiled at her then headed downstairs to get a bowl of Lucky Charms. I came into the kitchen and froze when I saw my Mother sitting at the table staring at me. "Ummm... Morning?" Kushina didn't answer for a while and I felt like a deer caught in headlights. "Naruto, can I talk to you for a second?" I sighed and sat down next to her. "Aren't we already talking?" I smiled trying to lighten the mood. She didn't smile. It was quiet for a few minutes and I wanted more than anything to just run out of the room. I had more important things to do today.

"I talked to Sakura the other day..." I nodded, encouraging her to go on. "And she told me about Kankuro's party..." I nodded again. I was confused as to why Sakura would tell our mom about a party she would obviously not want us at. "And she told me she saw Sasuke running out of the house crying." Her stare was intense now and I couldn't help but look away. Crap, does she know what happened? I prepared for the worst as my Mum continued. "She also saw you two yelling at each other outside." I slumped back in my chair and stared at the floor. "Feel free to stop me any moment."

I shook my head and started playing with the hem of my shirt. "Naruto, she told me what you two were saying." My head snapped up and I stared at her wide eyed. Why would Sakura tell her!? Was it that hard to just come to me about it?! Kushina read my mind. "She wanted to tell you she knew but she figured you could use some time to calm down as does Sasuke." I was speechless. What do you say when your Mom finds out your best friend was almost assaulted? "Naruto. Why did you leave him?" The pain in my Mothers eyes was killing me.

"Mom, please don't do this to me. I never wanted to leave him! My friends wanted me to play a game and I know that's a lame excuse but... Actually, I don't have an excuse." I sighed then ran my hands through my golden hair. "What exactly did Sakura hear?" Kushina sighed and looked me straight in the eyes. "She heard... and I quote, "Why'd you do it Naruto? Why did you leave me?" I nodded. I needed to know how much she heard before I talk to anyone about this. "And, well... things about Neji Hyuga that I would rather not repeat." They know everything. Both of them! Sasuke...

Oh god Sasuke's gonna have a fit. What do I do now?! "Mom what do I do?" I know it was lame to ask your mother for advice but what other choice did I have? Kushina sighed then slowly leaned back in her chair. "Well. I'm assuming you talked to him about this." I nodded silently. "And obviously that didn't go over well..." I nodded again, slowly. "Did you manage to get any information out of him?" Kushina stared at me, her eyes intense and concerned. I know what she wanted to know. I thought about it for a minute. Should I tell her what I found out?

I guess it couldn't hurt to let her know Sasuke is okay... Well, physically at least. "Yeah, he said a little bit... I checked him over and he's a little bruised but other than that he's okay... physically." I mumbled the last part and checked my watch. 7:50. Great, now I'm going to be late. I looked back up and cringed when I saw tears in Kushina's eyes. I hate seeing my Mom cry. It was just as bad as seeing Sasuke cry. I stood up and leaned down to give her a hug. "Mom, he's okay, I promise you." I patted her back as she held me tighter. "Oh the poor boy... I can't even imagine... Do you think he'll be at school?"

I sighed then pulled back. "I really don't know." Kushina nodded then stared at her lap. "Naruto, I hate to do this to you, but I have no other choice..." I stared down at her confused. That doesn't sound good. "You have to convince Sasuke to go to the police or..." She paused to look up at me. "I will." She was serious. I knew she was. There was nothing in her face but determination now. I slumped my shoulders then shook my head. "He won't do it Mom. He doesn't want anyone to know."

"Naruto, if they are in the same school, what's stopping him from doing it again? And worse?"

"Me." I knew I couldn't actually watch him every second of every day, but I would do my damnedest to try. Kushina sighed then got up from the table. "Well, like I said, you get him to tell or Sakura and I will." I reluctantly nodded then started heading for the door. "Naruto." I turned around to see Sakura looking at me guiltily. "I'm really sorry... I should have talked to you first." I stared at her hard for a minute. I wasn't mad at her. Not really. It's not her fault we were screaming at the top of our lungs. Although she did follow us, I knew it was just to make sure we were okay. I smiled at her slightly then nodded towards the door. "You want a ride pinkie?" Sakura smiled brightly and nodded her head. It made me feel good seeing her smile. Sometimes she's like a virus. You can't help but smile when she does.

The ride to school was quiet, not exactly uncomfortable, but a little awkward. I knew Sakura had more to say about the situation but I was thankful she left it alone for now. Like I said before, I have more important things to deal with... I pulled into the parking lot just as the bell rang and quickly grabbed my bag, waved goodbye to Sakura, then jogged to my first class. I couldn't focus on the lesson. All that was going through my mind was Sasuke. I was excited for my next class though because Sasuke was in it. Even though I knew he wouldn't be there... A guy can dream can't he?

The bell rang and I couldn't get to my next class fast enough. I stopped in the middle of the door frame as my eyes landed on the beautiful raven locks of my best friend. Or ex best friend I guess... He looked up at me for a second then went back to reading his book. I sighed because I knew he wasn't going to talk to me, and the fact that I was his desk buddy didn't make it any easier. I quietly sat next to him and pulled out my books avoiding all eye contact. Throughout the class Sasuke didn't say one word to me but I couldn't help but notice when he glanced at me. I didn't really know why he was doing it but I wasn't going to question him.

The bell rang and I finally chanced a look at Sasuke. He was as gorgeous as ever wearing a black long sleeved shirt, with dark grey jeans and black sneakers. The only thing that was out of place was his expression. He looked very serious and in deep thought. I smiled as he turned to face me but stopped when I realised it was only because he was grabbing his books. I sighed as he stood up and headed for the door. I quickly grabbed my books and jogged after him.

I hurried past the crowd and got through the door just as he was going down the hall. "Sasuke!" He didn't even acknowledge that I said anything and kept walking. I tried again. "Sasuke, wait up!" I pushed through the crowd as he ran around the corner. Yes, ran. This can't be happening... I groaned then turned around, planning to cut him off from the other way, but froze when I heard laughing. "HAHAH. Yeah dude, he loved it. Was practically begging for more." I squinted my eyes and took a step forward. There down the hall was Neji Fucking Hyuga. So, that's why he was running. Not from me, but from him! He was leaning against a locker surrounded by all his football buddies.

Suddenly all the anger and frustration came boiling out of me and I started stalking towards him. "Really? Damn, I knew I should have gone to Kankuro's party..." I didn't need to hear anymore to know what they were talking about. That sick fuck! He attacked Sasuke and now he's gloating about it to his friends! I was livid. I stormed up to him not caring about the stares I was getting. "Hey, Neji!" Neji turned around, looked me up and down, and then opened his mouth to respond. Before he could get one word out I slung my arm forward and made direct contact with his nose. There was a sick cracking noise and I wasn't quite sure if it was Neji's nose or my hand.

Shit that hurt! I watched as he stumbled to the ground and a crowd formed around us. "What the hell man?!" Neji yelled while holding his nose. His hand was covered in blood and I was glad that Sasuke wasn't here to see it. "Listen closely Hyuga." I growled. "If you ever go near Sasuke again..." I spoke each word very slow and clear to get my point across. He stared at me confused for a minute then scoffed as his buddies helped him back up. "Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? He wanted me. He wanted me to fuck his tight little-"

Before he could finish his sentence I flung myself at him, knocking the both of us to the ground. I rolled on top of him and punched his nose again which caused him to cry out in pain. The crowd around us started to chant "Fight, fight, fight!" as we rolled around throwing kicks and punches. Neji was about my size but I definitely wasn't as strong as a football player. He managed to punch me in the stomach and I winced but quickly recovered and rolled us back over so I was on top of him again.

I managed to get one more good punch in before I heard the principal yelling at the students to back away. Suddenly two arms wrapped around my waist and I was hauled off of Neji. I tried to pull out of the persons grip as he pushed me into the lockers. "Naruto, calm down." I looked up for a brief second to see Lee staring at me seriously. I glared back over at Neji and tried to pull away from Lee again. "You sick fuck!" I screamed as I thrashed around under Lee's hold. "Naruto no matter what happened this isn't going to solve anything!"

"You mother fucking bastard!"

"Naruto Uzumaki!" I ignored the principles shouts and continued to fight against Lee's hold. "Why'd you do it huh?! You get some kind of sick thrill out of it?!" Neji was limping back down the hall as he answered me. "Someone's gotta pop his cherry right?"

"Mister Hyuga!" I lunged forward again and almost got out of Lee's grasp until I felt a new set of arms around me, bigger ones. "We got him Mrs T." I decided there was no point in fighting Kiba because, well... he was a building with legs. They dragged me out of the school and into the picnic area before they thought it was safe to let go of me. I slumped down onto a bench and started rubbing my hand. Fuck, it was already turning purple. "You okay?" I glared at my feet and shook my head. "Dude, what happened?" I looked up again to see their worried expressions and sighed. Well, what do I have to lose now right? "You remember Kankuro's party?"

"Yeah, the one you ditched us at." I laughed humorously at Lee's comment. "Well, long story short Sasuke didn't want to be alone and when we went to play beer pong something happened..." I paused as I took in their confused expressions. "Something happened with Neji in the bathroom..." I finished slowly. I watched as both their faces went from shock to anger in a matter of seconds. "What exactly happened?!" Kiba growled. I was actually surprised at his concern for Sasuke. It's not like he hated him or anything, but they weren't exactly bff's either. "Not what you think." they both relaxed a little and Lee came to sit down next to me.

"He..." I closed my eyes and gritted my teeth. "Touched him in certain places." I knew they knew what I meant. It was quiet for a minute and I used the time to try to get my breathing back down to normal. "Kiba, don't." I opened my eyes just in time to see Kiba marching towards the school doors. "That fuckers gonna pay. No one deserves that shit!" Lee stood up and started walking towards him. "Kiba, that's not going to solve anything. We've already got Naruto in the dog house. We don't need you in there too." Kiba paused for a second then turned back to us. "What if he does it to Hinata, huh? Or Sakura? What then?" Hinata had been Kiba's long term girlfriend for the past two years.

Lee's hands bawled up into fists at his sides. "Then he dies, but right now kicking his ass isn't going to solve anything. If we all get expelled how are we going to protect the people we care about?" Kiba stared at him for a long minute then sighed and slumped his shoulders in defeat. "Fine, but what do we do?" I opened my mouth to answer but stopped when I saw lady Tsunade marching towards me, along with the P.E teacher. Damn, I'm sure glad Lee and Kiba got me before he did. That man is scary huge! "Naruto Uzumaki. My office. Now." I nodded then sluggishly made my way past Kiba and Lee. This was not going to be fun.

Sakura: Okay, that's all for this chapter! I hope you all enjoyed :D

Laura: Sakura? What the hell are you doing here?

Sakura: Sasuke paid me 50 bucks to take his place.

Naruto: Greaaaat.

Laura: Dammit Naruto, control your Uke!

Sakura: ...I think I just felt a disturbance in the force...

Naruto: Yup, she's going to die.

Laura: Huh?

Sakura: Hey is that lightning?

Laura: OH SHI-