A/N: First time I did something Bleach. I do not own Bleach and it belongs to Tite Kubo.
Teach us! Gin Ichi-Sensei!
"Hey there! They bumped off Arrancar Encyclopedia and now it's...Xuction Dictionary... Who wants to see that? I'm sure ma lady fans want more of me. Oh, now I have a new segment! It's called "Teach us! Gin Ichi-sensei!" Now you ladies will get more of me and none of that borin' Fullbringer stuff. So I want you to send in questions about anything and I will do normal ma teachin' role in this. That sound good-"
"Hey, hey... This is my segment." Gintoki Sakata in his Ginpachi-Sensei outfit walks up to Gin. "Don't just go and steal other people's segments."
"No, it's mine. Ma name's on there."
"Gin's my name."
"No, it's mine."
"Buddy, if you want a segment, go by TV Tokyo-Ah!"
"Shoot 'em dead, Shinso." Gin's blade stabs through Gintoki's jacket, sending him far across the room and into a locker that immediately locks with him inside. "Hey! Let me out!"
"Oops." Gin "innocently" kicks the locker out the window with Gintoki yelling inside. "Now class, let's get started!" The room had the Arrancars sitting in the desks groaning.
"Now, now. Don't be that way..." Grimmjow yells out, "You would be an awful teacher! I bet Szayel here would be better than you!" Szayel acts flattered,"Thank you. Can I go up-"
"And what would he do? Cut up a human body up?"
"Yeah, that sounds waaay better than you would do! I always wanted to know what goes on in human bodies anyway!"
"Well, this is what'cha got. Come now, don't be shy! Send in ya questions!"