Teach us! Gin Ichi-sensei!
Grimmjow says out, "That thing at the beginning is starting to annoy me..."
"Oh come on! It's a nice way to start these things."
"The voices of little kids saying your name is not a good way to start."
"It's cute!"
"It's creepy."
"I should start attendance. Grimmjow?"
"Here."
"Ulquiorra?"
"Yes, sir."
"Szayel?"
"Here."
"Stark?"
"Kuqh...nrgh...*nose sniffle*... Here..."
"Lilynette?"
"Here!"
"Wonderweiss?"
"Ahhhhhhh..."
"Nnoitra?"
"Here!"
"Chad-kun?"
"Here."
"Orihime-chan?"
"Here!"
"Kuchiki-san?"
"Here."
"Ishida-san?"
"Here."
"Kurosaki-san?" It switches over to a Ichigo in a body cast.
"...Here..." Grimmjow says out, "Whoa, whoa, why are they here?"
"Because everyone else wasn't available and Aizen and Tosen can't do it. I needed them to fill the seats for this class."
"Wow, desperate much?"
"Movin' on! Today's lesson is about how you how you Arrancars and Espada are created."
"Blah, blah, you explained back in Arrancar Encyclopedia!"
"Okay... something new... um..." Gin gets a large book titled, "Bleach Stuff" and looks through it. "I got it! We'll do Quincy stuff!"
"Hello? That's why Quincy Encyclopedia exists?"
"Oh come on! They have Encyclopedias for everythin'! Fine, I'll teach ya on how humans are created." Szayel raises his hand, "Can we get the Quincy boy-"
"No, we're not dissectin' a human, I'm gonna pull down this chart." Uryu looks at Szayel with a glare. "You were planning to cut me up?"
"I want to see what's inside a human body."
"You cut up bodies everyday!"
"Tch. Those were HOLLOW or ARRANCAR bodies. I want HUMAN."
"Quiet over there." Gin pulls down a chart of a baby inside of a female human. "See? This is how those humans came into existence." Grimmjow raises his hand, "How does that thing get in there? Ya jam it up the girl's ass?"
"No... It's the opposite, the baby comes out of there."
"How does it go in there?"
"Sex." Nnoitra raises his hand, "Then why after I had sex with Halibel, she doesn't get that?"
"You guys are unable to reproduce. 'Cause... you're dead."
"Yeah! Sex doesn't earn me a brat!"
"Next in today's lesson, we learn of Kurosaki's fears."
"What?!"
"Ok! Let's see what Carrot boy is afraid of!" Gin pulls down another chart showing Ichigo standing next to several bubbles.
"His eyes fear Ulquiorra stabbing into his heart or Kenpachi coming after him. His head fears the Hollow in him. His mouth and nose fear Orihime-chan's cooking. His crotch fears Rukia's punches-"
"Whoa whoa! How do you even know this stuff?!"
"Your profile in Tite Kubo's latest info book had this."
"No, it isn't! He would never write that in there!"
"Ok, now question time!"
Heard some rumours you proposed to Ran-chan
Is it true?
"Say what?"
"I though ya killed that b****!"
"Hang on... Well.. I... um... So, Ichigo's feet fear Kenpachi..."
"You're ignoring the topic!"
"Here's a video of Ichigo showering. This is how humans clean themselves."
"Oh NOOO! You're not showing that!"
"Yeah, I don't want to see his what's-his-thing."
"I do."
"Shut up, Szayel!"
"Oh my, look at the time. Bye-bye!"
"Hey, you can't just cancel-Ah!" A curtain falls on Ichigo.