Jam: Okay well I know that the last chapter could have had more detail and better explanation, but I didn't realize this until after I posted it.
PB: Jam I told you to add more detail…
Jam: No you didn't! You were to busy painting you nails!
PB: Oh ya… okay lets continue.
All the boys, with the exception of Sasuke and Kisame, ran to see what the problem was. When they got there all three girls were rolling on the floor screaming "MY EYES! THEY BURN!" Naruto shouted…
Naruto: Are you OKAY?!?!
Jam: MY EYES!!
Sakura: THEY BURN!!
PB: PUDDING!!
Jam and Sakura shot up forgetting their pain and the guys looked at PB. Everyone said "Pudding what the…" Then PB's stomach growled REALLY LOUD and everyone sweat dropped.
Naruto grabbed PB's hand and they were out the door screaming "LET'S GO GET RAMEN!!!"
Itachi: Sorry Jam, Sakura, but I forgot to tell you Kisame was here.
Klipton: What happened?
Sakura: The silent man, HE SPEAKS!
Jam: Duh he speaks! Now let's show them what happened-evil grin-
Sakura: Okay!
Sakura opens the door and both Sakura and Jam close their eyes. A few moments later the door is shut and both guys are standing there trying to scratch out their eyes.
Itachi: That was worse than being trapped in my own Sharingan!
Klipton: Where's my axe? I need to cut my eyes out!
Sakura: NO! Klipton! Don't do it!
She screeched as she tackled him. Jam twitched. Itachi stifled a chuckle. Kisame came out of the bathroom and shouted "What the…" Which woke up Sasuke who came down the stairs and shouted "SAKURA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" This made Sakura blush and Klipton want to kill the Uchiha.
Sakura: I was only trying to save him from clawing his eyes out…
Jam: -evil grin- RIGHT…we all know you really wanna go help revive Klipton's clan…
Naruto and PB walk back in carrying a HUGE bag of skittles…
Naruto: WAIT! YOU WANNA REVIVE BOTH SASUKE'S AND KLIPTON'S CLAN!!!!!
Jam: ARE THOSE SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: Yeah, why…
Jam pounces on Naruto screaming…
Jam: GIVE ME THE SKITTTLES AND I SHALL SPARE YOU THE HUMILIATION OF LOSING TO MY AHH-MAZINGNESS AND MY AHH-MAZING SWORD!!!
Naruto: AHHHHHH!!! Get the crazy lady off me!!!
Kisame: -jumping up and down like an excited 6 year old- OOO I wanna see your sword!!! I wanna see your sword!!!
Jam: AH HA! MY SKITTLES!!!! Oh okay –pulls out a summoning scroll- summon blade of pain!
A sword, seeming to be made out of diamond shaped plates of steel, appears in front of Jam and she grabs it. Everyone else was like o.O
Kisame: Blade of pain? That's not a cool name.
Jam: Well, I guess I will need to demonstrate its ahh-mazingness then. Kisame, I want you to hit my sword as hard as you can with your own.
Kisame: -grinning- Okay. –hits Jam's sword as hard as he could-
Naruto: Nothing happened!
PB: Just give it a moment…
Seconds later Kisame's sword exploded into millions of pieces.
Kisame: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jam: Okay, now to continue with my demonstration –jabs sword into wall-
Sasuke and Itachi: Hey! What are you doing?!?!
Klipton: Just wait…
Jam breaks her own sword. Everyone is like o.O
Jam: Now watch…-infuses chakra with sword and it grows back-
Naruto gang is like o.O
Klipton and PB: SHE'S NOT DONE WITH HER DEMONSTRATION YET!!!
Jam: Thanks, now…-places hand on blade-…Duplicate!
Now there are two swords Naruto gang does nothing…
Jam: Yeah well I can actually fuse these together with my chakra by the handle and duplicate it again and fuse those together to create an even deadlier weapon…but I'm not going too…-throws sword in the air and it disappears and grabs the Skittles again-…Now if you excuse me, I am off to go eat Skittles…-runs into nearest room and locks door-
Naruto gang: What the—
Klipton and PB: That's not good…
Naruto: WHAT'S NOT GOOD?!?!
Sakura: -hitting Naruto on the head- It's obvious, isn't it!
Itachi: O.O –runs to door Jam just went in- Jam! Come on and open the door! I want to talk to you!
Jam: -on other side of door- YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! HAHAHA!!!! WAIT! IS THAT ITACHI?! –opens door and drags him in, relocking the door-
Everyone still in the hall: WHAT THE—
Loud crashes and other noises are coming from behind the closed door. No one was worried until they heard thumping and a REALLY LOUD moan.
Sasuke: HOLY!!! Itachi better not be screwing around with Jam!
Kisame: Score for Itachi!!!
Sakura: Wait! Are you saying you care about Jam more than ME?!?!
PB: Sakura stop PMSing.
Sakura: Why I otta!!
The noises stop and the door finally opens. Jam is standing there with ripped clothes and is stuffing her face with Skittles.
Sasuke: -cracking knuckles- Did he do anything to you?
Jam: -staring confused at Sasuke- He took my—
Kisame: SCORE FOR ITACHI!!!
Naruto: OMG! He took your soul and is going to devoured it so that he can live forever!!!!!
Jam: -even more confused- No… he took my—
Sakura: He took your future dreams of becoming the greatest medic-nin ever away!!!
Jam: -not only confused but now also angry- No… he took my—
Klipton and PB roll eyes at the freaking out Uchiha.
Sasuke: MY BROTHER STOLE YOU VIRGINITY!!!
Jam: WHAT THE--! No! He took my Skittles!!
Naruto gang: HUH?!?!
Itachi walked out of room holding his side and limping.
Itachi: You idiots! Jam gets sugar high REALLY easily, so I tried to get the Skittles from her, but when I did she became mentally unstable and attacked me for them, hence why I know need to be healed!
Jam: OMG ITACHI!!! I AM SOOOOO SORRY!!! HERE LET ME HEAL YOU…
Klipton and PB: NOOOO!!!!
Jam: AND WHY NOT?!?!
Klipton and PB: You might accidentally kill him!
Jam: OHHH! WELL THEN, I AM OFF TO FIND LEE AND RUN 100 TIMES AROUND THE VILLAGE, THEN OFF TO SPAR TENTEN AND NEJI AT THE SAME TIME! THEN I AM GONNA GO TAKE AKAMARU ON A WALK AND FLIRT WITH KIBA AND INSULT SHINO AND GIVE HINATA A MAKEOVER! THEN I WILL GO CHALLENGE CHOUJI TO AN EATING CONTEST AND SHIKIMARU AT GO AND WIN, AND GO INSULT INO! WHEN I AM DONE WITH THAT I AM GONNA GO PRETEND TO OFFER JIRIAHA HELP THEN LEAVE BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AND STEAL KAKASHI'S MASK AND THEN SPRINT TO SUNA AND HANG WITH TEMARI AND MAKE FUN OF KANKURO'S DOLLS AND START MAKING OUT WITH GAARA AND HOPE I MAKE IT BACK HERE ALIVE BY MIDNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone including Klipton and PB, and even Gai who jumped through the window: BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Jam: OH AND I WILL ALSO MAKE IT BACK WITHOUT BEING HARMED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM!!!!
Gai: I admire your youth! But I am sorry to say, even I cannot do that!
Jam: YES BUT YOU ALSO AREN'T SHMEXY LIKE ME!!!! BYE GOTTA GO!!!!
Sakura: Did she just call herself 'shmexy'?
Naruto: Speaking of Gaara, Klipton, why do you look so much like him?
Klipton: Well let me get out the diagram –pulls diagram out of nowhere- Okay well my mother and Gaara's mother are sisters –points to diagram- and they both had red hair and green eyes. They both got married and had children –points to Gaara's side- Gaara's mom had 3 children: Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara. –points to Klipton's side- My mother had 2 children: my older sister Jilly and me. Does that make sense –puts diagram away-
Naruto gang nods
Naruto: Soooo is Jilly shmexy?
Klipton: You touch her and you die!
Sakura: -with hearts in her eyes- Klipton you are sooo caring
All the sudden they here Lee crying and Tenten and Neji cussing, then Akamaru can be heard barking and Kiba cat whistle and Shino's bugs buzz in annoyance.
Sasuke: Wow that was fast -smirk-
Sakura: NOO! I am torn between my two loves!!!
Sasuke: Go with Klipton, he's nicer…
Sakura: But you saying that makes you nice!
Klipton: Um, well, I am gonna go, um…LOOK THERE GOES JAM WITH KAKASHI'S MASK!!!
Everyone looks over as Jam runs past window with a mask less Kakashi running after her. Sakura and PB sigh and get hearts in there eyes, so does Kisame.
Sakura, PB and Kisame: He's so GORGEOUS!!!
Everyone: -stares at Kisame- WHAT THE—
Itachi: Yes I gotta a recording of that!
Kisame: HOW?!
Itachi: If I told you, I might have to kill you.
Naruto: Wait isn't Suna a 3 day trip from here?
PB: Naruto, if you travel by clouds you make it in a half an hour, and that's if you walk.
Klipton: Do you have any edible food here?
Sasuke: We have tomatoes…
Naruto: NO RAMEN!!!
Itachi: It's okay, I made pizza.
Sakura and PB: YEAH PIZZA!!!!
-1 hour later-
Everyone has finished eating and the door crashes open.
Jam: Hey guys! I'm back! I brought friends! –Temari, Kankuro, Gaara and another girl walks in- Hope ya don't mind!
Naruto: GAARA!!! –runs to go give him a hug-
Jam: NO HE'S MINE!!!! –PUSHES Naruto away-
Kisame: Who's the new girl?
The girl has mid back light brown hair, dark brown eyes, and is thin. She is wearing a red tank top with a black mini skirt and black biker shorts.
Jam: This is my sister Jelly!
Jelly: Hello my peeps! –a small dog appears behind her- Oh and this is my dog Honey!
Sakura: Wait so let me get this straight. Jam and Jelly are sisters and they have a dog named Honey, and one of their friends name is PB.
Klipton: I know confusing right, especially when Jilly is around, and then it's hectic.
Jelly: Hey sis, where are we staying?
Jam: Oh yeah where are we staying?
PB: I don't know!
Temari: Where are we staying?
Sasuke: Jam, you guys can stay here.
Gaara: I am staying with Jam. –glares at Sasuke-
Temari: Okay well I am off to go find Shika-kun! -disappears-
Kankuro: I am gonna go follow her and beat him up if anything happens to her -disappears-
Itachi: Gaara, you and your siblings can stay here if you refuse to leave Jam.
Sasuke: -glares at Itachi- fine…
Jam: YEAH!!! –runs and gives Itachi a hug, and then one to Sasuke- you're not half bad Sas'gay'.
Sasuke frowns and Gaara and Itachi smirk. Gaara notices the condition of the house.
Gaara: Care to fill me in on what happened.
PB: Well…
X 1 hour later X
Gaara: -cough- glad I asked…
Jelly: YOU LET JAM HAVE SKITTLES!!!!
Naruto: -saying while shrinking away-…not…my…fault
Sakura: Jelly calm down, Jam's okay.
Jelly: UGH, NO FAIR! I WANTED SKITTLES!-stomps off to her room-
Jam: There is no way she gets any Skittles, she is worse than I am!
Naruto gang nods their heads.
Sasuke: Jam, let me show you to your room.
Itachi: It's okay, I got it –starts walking down the hall, Jam, Gaara, and Kisame following-
Sakura: you can show me my room Sasuke-kun!
PB: What about me and Klipton and Naruto?!
Sasuke: I'll show Klipton and Naruto their rooms, Sakura, PB, go catch up to Itachi; he'll show you the way.