Jam: First off I want to say I am really sorry it has taken so long to update!! Forgive me!! Okay well we got a review from Nancy and she asked about Jilly and Jelly. Well Jilly is Klipton's sister, and Jelly is my sister, and she chose her own name by the way.
Jelly: Yup that's my name!!
PB: Now to continue!!
Chapter 3
The next day everyone, and I mean everyone, went to the hot springs. There was: Jam, Jelly, PB, Klipton, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Itachi, Kisame, Lee, Gai, Tenten, Neji, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, Jiriyha, Kakashi, and even Jilly showed up.
Jilly has mid-back, golden red hair, and bright green eyes and has a feminine figure. She wears a green tank top with black basketball shorts.
Jilly, Jelly, PB, Sakura, Ino, and Tenten:-shouting at Jam- WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE IN A CONJOINED BATH!!!!
Hinata had fainted at the news and Temari was used to guys, hence why they didn't yell.
Jam:-shrinking- It wasn't my fault, you should have seen Naruto's face, and I didn't think everyone was going to come.
All 6 girls: BUT JIRIYHA IS IN THERE!!!
Jam:-smirking- Yeah, but so are Neji, Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Itachi, Lee, Kiba, Kisame, and Gaara.
Ino: Yeah but so are Gai, Kankuro, Choji and Jiriyha!!
Temari:-getting annoyed- Pros outnumber the Cons, now lets GO!!!
All the girls were in the hot spring in a flash. The guys didn't even notice they came in until they got hit with the splash. The girls all stayed over on one side, and the guys were trying to get them to move.
Kisame: Hey Ladies! Why are you all over there?
Jiriyha: Come on over!
Kankuro: You know you want to!
Gai: Come and shower us with your youthful presence.
The girls all backed away farther and the other guys sighed.
Kakashi: They can come over if they want, but don't force them.
PB: KAKASHI-KUN!!!!-went over and sat next to him-
Sasuke: Hey J-
Ino: SASUKE-KUN!!-went over and sat next to him-
Naruto and Kiba went over and sat next to Hinata, Jelly and Tenten went and sat next to Neji, Sakura went and sat next to Klipton, Temari went next to Shikamaru, Jilly stayed where she was, and Jam went and sat in between Gaara and Itachi. Everyone started to chat.
Kisame:-whining- Jaaaam, don't you want to sit next to me!!
Jam: Of course I do, but I don't have anymore sides.
Kisame:-smirking- You can always sit on my lap.
The bath went eerily silent. Flames were in Jams eyes.
Jam:-glaring a death glare that could put Gaara to shame- I dare you to say that again!
Kisame:…
Jam: That's what I thought! I'm leaving!
Jam was about to get out when she realized she would have to get out naked to get a towel, in front of everyone. So instead she went and sat down next to Jilly.
Hinata: N-Neji, why is your Byakagan activated?
Eveyone looked at Neji.
Neji: Umm…
Tenten and Jelly: PERVERT!!!-whacking him on the head-
Naruto: Gaara, what's with the third eye -pointing behind Jam and Jilly-
Gaara:-death glare-
Jam: GAARA!!!-runs at him fist full of chakra-
It got really quiet and all the guys eyes got big and they fell under the water due to a major nose bleed.
Jam: WHAT THE-looks down- OH SHIT!-gets out, grabs towel, and runs-
All girls copy her as the guys still haven't recovered from their nosebleed.
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Later that day…
PB: Come on Jam open the door!
Jam: No way am I ever coming out of here!
Jelly: Jam if you come out I will give you 5 dol…wait never mind.
Jilly: Come on Jam!
Jam: NO!!
Sasuke: Come on, you have a nice body.
Jam: EWWW GO AWAY PERVERT!! –door opens slightly and heavy brick comes flying at his head-
Itachi: Sasuke stop harassing her!
Gaara: Jam open up.
Jam: NEVER!!!
Klipton: I have animal crackers.
Jam: ANIMAL CRACKERS!!! –opens door and flys out of room and tackles Klipton- GIVE ME THE ANIMAL CRACKERS!!!
Sakura: Oh great crazy is out.
Naruto: Yeah! Jam! –gives huge hug-
Jam:…can't…breath…
Naruto: Sorry
Sasuke: Why did animal crackers get her out?
Jam: 'Cause I like to assassinate them! –munches off animal crackers head-
Kakashi:-poping out of nowhere- Oh I see you got her out of her room -giggle- have you worked out a peace treaty yet?
PB: KAKASHI!!!-jumps on him-
Klipton: We're working on it.
Kakashi: Good, maybe we can go to the hot springs again –cough, eyes Jam, cough- that would be fun.
Jam: EEP!! –runs back into room locking it-
Naruto: Nice job Kakashi!
Kakashi: Wait can't Gaara just transport himself in her room?
Gaara: I could…if I wanted a broken nose.
Sasuke: Wait your sand doesn't block her?
Gaara: No…
Kankuro: -popping in- Yeah how else would they get it on, wink wink nudge nudge hint hint.
Jam: -opening door and chasing Kankuro- KANKURO YOU TEME!! YOUR GONNA DIE!!
Gaara: RUN KANKURO! SAVE YOURSELF IF YOU CAN!
Sakura: Why did you say that?
Gaara: Well…
Naruto: Jam scares him!
Rest of gang: WHAT!?!?!?
Gaara: -death glare-
Itachi: She scares me too.
Sasuke: TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE!!
Itachi: Ahh, but it is.
Jam:-far away in the distance- KISAME GET OUT OF THE WAY OR YOU WILL DIE TOO!!
Kisame: NO NOT THE SWORD!!!
PB, Klipton, Jilly, and Jelly: Oh shit!!
All run to go save the poor souls who tried to get away with mocking Jam. They get there to find them gagged and tied to chairs with Jam holding sharp shrukin and wearing a blindfold.
Jam: Now I will try to not hit you guys as target practice, and by that I mean try to hit you –evil smirk-
Temari: Jam calm down, but you can't just kill them! They are the sibling and best friend of your favorite ninja!
Jam: UGH FINE! RUIN ALL THE FUN!!!
PB: Lets go for a walk through the forest of death for the fun of it!!!! –skips off happily-
Everyone follows for something to do. While in the forest of death out of the bushes pops…
Jam and PB: THE MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK-A-LIKE!!!
Orochimaru: WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!
PB: NEVER!!!
Jam: Okay then The-Guy-Who-Kidnaps-Little-Boys-To-Take-Over-Their-Bodies-Using-His-Freakishly-Long-Tongue!
Sakura: Aren't nicknames meant to shorten someone's name?
Orochimaru: Whatever, I am here for the boy! -pointing at Naruto-
Kabuto: Ask again later…
Orochimaru: Well DUH! I was just testing your ability to remember who we are here for. WE ARE HERE FOR THAT BOY! –pointing to Klipton-
Kabuto: Concentrate and ask again…
Jelly: What the…are you some type of magic 8 ball?
Kabuto: Signs point to yes…
Orochimaru:...him?...-points to Sasuke-
Kabuto: As I see it, yes…
Orochimaru: well then, WE ARE HERE FOR THE BOY!!! –points to Sasuke-
Sasuke: smooth…
Orochimaru: Was that back sass!?!?
Sasuke: So…bite me…
Orochimaru: -licking lips- okay!
Sakura: NOOOO SASUKE!!!
Orochimaru: Is that your girlfriend?
Sasuke: No, but I wish someone was…
Gaara: -death glare- she's mine!
Sasuke: Not for long!
Jam: This is true…
Sasuke and Gaara: WHAT!?!?
Jam: Gaara I like you, but only as a friend…Sasuke, you're still an emo duck butt…
Orochimaru: I think we are going to need some couples counseling –he suddenly changes into his therapy outfit and summons some furniture- Okay we are open for business!
Gaara: But Jam I think I love you…
Jam: But I only love you as a brother, the same as I love Klipton as a brother…
Gaara: -now angry- SO WHO'S THE TEME THAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND!!!
Jam: Well, there's kind of a list…
Orochimaru: I see so did this list include anyone that you are close to right now?
Jam: maybe…
Orochimaru: And exactly how long is this list?
Jam: -counting off fingers- umm let's see…1, 2, 3, 4, 5…5 people…
Gaara: You like 5 people more than me!!!
Jam: Well I'm not sure if I like them all more than you, but there are a few of them…
Orochimaru: I see would you care listing a few of these people?
Jam: Yes
Orochimaru: Too bad. Now list them!!!
Jam: Okay well in absolutely random order, there's Neji…
Gaara: That destiny freak…
Jam:…Shikamru…
Gaara: The cloud freak…
Jam:…Itachi…
Gaara: The eye freak…
Jam:…Kiba…
Gaara: The dog freak…
Jam:…and Kakashi…
Gaara: The perverted freak…
PB: Jam…how could you betray me?!?!?! –runs off crying-
Klipton: I'll go get her
Orochimaru: I see… Gaara you could be considered the sand freak…Jam I have noticed you seem to like the quiet guys and the majority of them are older than you…
Sasuke: WAIT YOU LIKE MY BROTHER!!!
Orochimaru: Shut up I am working here!!! Gaara, Jam, I think that for the best you should remain friends.
Jam: Okay…wait didn't I say that before?
Kabuto: You may rely on it…
Jelly: Will you shut up!!! Oh and Jam…
Jam: Yes little sis…
Jelly: Neji is mine –evil glare-
Sakura: We should get going, it's getting late.
Klipton: -who has returned with PB- I agree, we don't want to stay here much longer
Everyone: Bye Kabuto and Michael Jackson look-a-like!!
Kabuto and Orochimaru: Bye bye!!!
Kabuto and Orochimaru watched them poof away and they were going to leave but Orochimaru asked…
Orochimaru: They took the boy didn't they?
-LATER-
Temari and Kankuro are yelling at Jam…
Temari: Jam I can't believe you broke our brother's heart!
Kankuro: Yeah and now I have to suffer!!
Temari: He is probably going to go on a killing spree!!
Kankuro: Or worse!!!
Temari: And I can't believe you are crushing on my crush!!!
Kankuro: What she said!! Wait you have a crush on one of her crushes?
Jam: -blocking all the sharp pointy object being thrown at her- I had to choose the most violent family to be my best friends, didn't I?
Temari: come on Kankuro we need to go find Gaara!
But just as she said that Gaara walks in the room playing a DS, as content as could be.
Kankuro: Gaara, are you okay?
Gaara: NO 'CAUSE NOW YOU MADE ME DIE!!!GRRRR
Naruto: -who is just walking in- No need to thank me for keeping him from killing multiple amounts of people.
Temari: What is that?
Naruto; It's a video game; apparently they are games where you can kill people without actually killing people. Jelly told me they had them in the Hidden Village in the Clouds, so she got me one for Gaara.
Jam: Okay then, I am off to go make fun of Sasuke some more!! –skips out of the room happily, but she runs into Itachi-
Itachi: Hey Jam.
Jam: H-hey Itachi.
Itachi: A little birdie told me that you have a crush on me.
Jam: Is this little birdie also known as duck butt?
Itachi: Yes, but you are avoiding the question.
Jam: You never asked a question?
Itachi: Well I implied one, now will you answer!
Jam: But I don't know what the question is! –anime tears-
Itachi: Do you want to go out sometime? Like tomorrow for lunch?
Jam: Ohhh, sure!
Itachi: cool, see you later –walks away-
Jam: -watching Itachi walk away, and when he is out of sight- Sasuke, I am going to kill you!!!!!!!
Yup so that is how I am going to end it for now. I am really sorry it has taken me so long to update, I have been really busy!
Shikamaru: You mean lazy…
Jam: I wouldn't be the one to talk pineapple head!
Shikamaru: Geez, don't need to be PMS-ing, I get that enough from Ino and Temari…
Jam: Ugh I would defend myself, but you would just have another snappy comeback ready…
Shikamaru: Actually I have around 34…
Jam: GRRR, well then you can tell all the lovely readers that 'troublesome' phrase as you put it.
Shikamaru: What a drag…review please…