Yup we are back again with another chapter!

Somewhere in the Uchiha mansion Sasuke was talking to Naruto and Klipton. In the middle of their conversation Jam's voice echoed through the halls…

Sasuke: I think I should go and hide now

Naruto: Why do you need to hide?

Klipton: Naruto you idiot, Jam is going to kill Sasuke for telling Itachi…well getting angry at Itachi and spilling the info at least.

Naruto:-still oblivious- What info?

Sasuke: Who she likes you baka.

Naruto: I knew that teme!

Klipton: I think you are both idiots…oh and Jam should be here in 5 seconds.

Sasuke: Shit –poofs off-

Just as he leaves the door bursts open showing an angry looking Jam. Wait angry is not descriptive enough she was furious.

Jam: WHERE. IS. HE.

Naruto: He just poofed somewhere, probably the last place you would look being somewhere Itachi or Kisame would be.

Jam instantly left Naruto and Klipton off to find Itachi or Kisame. Klipton sighed and glared at Naruto.

Naruto: What?

Klipton: You are an idiot.

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Kisame for some reason was swimming in a huge fishbowl with his pets. Itachi came to talk to him and noticed he was playing with his clown fish Nemo.

Kisame: I found you Nemo!!

Itachi: Kisame what are you doing?

Kisame: Playing hide and go seek with Nemo.

Out of nowhere Sasuke poofs into the room startling both Akatsuki members, he is a ghostly shade of white.

Sasuke:-begging- Help me!

Before either one could reply you could hear her footsteps getting closer.

Sasuke: Oh no! She's coming!

Kisame: DUN-DUN…DUN-DUN…DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN!!!

At the last DUN Jam nearly broke down the door. You could see her chakra around her as if she were incased in a blue flame.

Jam: Sasuke…

Sasuke: EEEP!!-poofs off-

Kisame: Jam cool off. What he do to you?

Jam: Shut it Shark Boy! What in the world are you doing?

Kisame: Playing hide and go seek with Nemo!

Jam: Isn't there a movie called 'Finding Nemo'?

Itachi: Yes…I think that's where he got the idea…Never have I ever heard someone call Kisame Shark Boy before -snickers-

Kisame: You just wish you had a nickname from Jam!

Itachi: Just like you wish you had a date with her tomorrow.

Kisame: Jam is this why you are angry at Sasuke?

Jam: Yes and no. I want to beat the living daylight out of him and give him a hug at the same time. But I am only going to do the first part though; don't wanna make Itachi jealous –winks at Kisame- well better go find duck butt –poofs off-

Kisame: She's got you whipped!

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Sakura, Jelly, Jilly and PB were all in the front room in the Uchiha mansion talking when Sasuke poofed in.

Sakura: SASUKE!!!

Sasuke: Oh hey, do you mind hiding me from Jam?

Sakura: Of course not!

Jilly and PB: That depends, what did you do?

Jelly: NO GET THE GAY EMO AWAY!!! –makes a cross with her fingers and backs away slowly-

Sasuke: I am not a gay emo! And all I did was fight with Itachi about Jam liking him more than m---

Sasuke was cut off by PB and Jilly.

PB and Jilly: YOU WHAT?!?!

Sasuke: SAKURA SAVE ME!!!

Sakura: SASUKE!! –glomps Sasuke-

Jilly: Give me one good reason for Jam to not rip off your bal…SASORI!!!

As Jilly was threatening Sasuke, Sasori and Deidara walked into the Uchiha mansion.

Sasori: Hey little cousin!

Jilly forgot about Sasuke and went to hug her cousin.

Deidara: Do I not get a greeting, un?

Jilly: How can I forget you Deidara! –gives him a hug too- So what have you two been up to?

Sasori: I've been working on my puppets, and I've been thinking about going into entertainment when I retire from the Akatsuki.

Deidara: I found more exploding clay and thinking about selling explosives to terrorists when I retire from the Akatsuki.

Jilly: Don't tell me you are going to be retiring so early? Oh and I already guessed you would do that Deidara.

Deidara: We're not that old are we? Hey what did you mean by that?

Jilly: Oh nothing…

Mean while Sasuke, Sakura, Jelly, and PB are all staring in amusement and shock. What really surprises them is when Jam poofs in and crushes both Akatsuki members in back breaking hug.

Jam: How com I didn't know you were coming? –pulls away from the hug to look at them and let them breath-

Deidara and Sasori: We wanted it to be a surprise.

Jilly and Jam: -hugging each other and jump up and down- Did ya get us anything? Huh?

Deidara: -smiling- how could we forget to bring our favorite girls a gift, un! –pulls out two clay birds and hand one to each of them- These don't explode sadly, but if you ever get into trouble pour a little bit of chakra in it and I can come to help ya, un.

Sasori: I could never forget to get you girls a gift –pulls out two finished puppets- these are my best yet, so don't tell Kankuro.

Jam and Jilly hug them again and run off to take their new items to their rooms. Jelly Sakura and Sasuke are still standing there.

Sasuke: Yes I still have a chance to live!

Jelly: Wait I'm getting something…Sasuke, Jam is still going to kill you.

Sasuke: How do you know that?

Jelly: We can speak telepathically.

Sakura: You guys are going to be in for a surprise about what has happened in the last few days, you should go ask Itachi and Kisame about it.

With that the two Akatsuki members were off to find Itachi and Kisame. On their way up they saw Gaara playing a DS, Temari trying to figure out if a DS was good or bad, and Kankuro fixing his puppets and decided to stop by to talk.

Sasori: Give it up Kankuro; you'll never beat me with those out-of-date puppets.

Deidara: Yeah, and Temari, about the DS, the world may never know, un.

Kankuro: -jumping up to hug Sasori- They are not out-of-date!!

Temari: -jumping up to hug Deidara- I was thinking that anyway.

Gaara: NOOO!! How can I die!! HOW!!!

Temari: Did Mario die again or something?

Gaara: No, you killed me!! How in the world can you kill me!!

Kankuro: What in the world are you playing?

Gaara: Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution

Deidara: I know! Sasori and I aren't even in it, un!

Sasori: Why would I want to be in a game?

Deidara: Itachi and Kisame are in it, un!

Sasori: Speaking of them we need to find them, see ya later.

They leave the sand siblings but stumble across Naruto and Klipton. They seem to have been sparring and Naruto was angry that he was losing.

Naruto: You are cheating!

Klipton: I can't believe you still can't beat me and I am blindfolded.

Naruto: I bet you can see through the blindfold!

Klipton: No need to act like a gennin again. Oh and hey Sasori and Deidara –he said turning to the door with the blindfold still on-

Deidara: Wow you've gotten good, un!

Sasori: He's my cousin what did you expect?

Naruto: Does that mean you are related to Gaara?

Sasori: Yes my dad was the cousin of Klipton's and Gaara's grandmother had a brother who was my father.

Naruto: Can you go through that again?

Sasori: That would take to long, we are cousins. If you take the time to draw up a diagram you can see we are cousins.

Naruto: Oh I get it!

Klipton: Took you long enough, now can we quit this fight before you have to get into your demon's power to attempt to beat me.

Deidara: I think we should find Itachi and Kisame now…

They left right as Naruto charged full force at Klipton with Ragensen. To bad Naruto missed as Klipton sidestepped at the last possible second so Naruto couldn't change his path. They walked into Kisame's room just as he was teaching Itachi his nindo…

Kisame: Fish are friends not food!

Deidara: What is with you and the 'Finding Nemo' movie, un!

Itachi: Save me from Shark Boy!

Sasori: -smirking- Shark Boy?

Kisame: You just wish you had a cool nickname from Jam!

Deidara: Isn't that from another movie?

Itachi: Yes, now Kisame stop torturing me just because I'm going on a date with Jam.

Sasori and Deidara: WHAT?!?!

Itachi: Oops, she's one of your special people isn't she?

Deidara: If you hurt her in any way I will make sure you won't be the one to revive the Uchiha clan!

Kisame: Sasori, aren't you going to threaten Itachi?

Itachi:-glares at Kisame-

Sasori: No because I know if Deidara doesn't keep his promise I will personally rip of his balls.

Itachi pales and Kisame breaks out into a hysterical fit. Sasuke suddenly crashes through the wall, and they all stare at him.

Sasuke: She's coming!!!

Jam: Sasuke!! Get your gay little emo butt over here so I can kill you!!!

Jam walks into the room glaring at Sasuke. She notices other people out of the corner of her eye and glares at them, well that is until she realizes who it is…

Jam: Umm…hi guys…

Kisame just laughs even harder and starts to drown in his giant fish bowl. Deidara and Sasori are dumbfounded at your anger, Sasuke crawling away slowly, with fear in his eyes, and Itachi is just standing there completely emotionless, but slightly pale.

Kisame: GURGLE, GURGLE GURGLE!!!

Jam: Oh no!! He's going to attack!! Oh wait never mind he is just drowning…

MUAHAHAHA!!! A cliff hanger!! Now you must wait to find out what happens!! Well to tell you the truth, I don't even know what is going to happen…-points in a random direction- LOOK…A DISTRACTION!! –runs away while angry readers are looking around confuddled-

Klipton: Well since she just ran away, I guess I have to get someone to say the special line…Hey look it's Naruto.

Naruto: Huh?

Klipton: Say the special line.

Naruto: OKIE DOKIE ARTIE CHOKIE!!! REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!