Chapter 3: Spiderman vs Batman
Two icons are about to go head to head in an all out brawl! Batman, the Dark Knight, vs. your friendly neighborhood Spiderman! Who will win? Read on to find out!
Batman is looking over Gotham from one of the cities highest towers. He is standing on a gargoyle looking down at the city. He's just standing there. Waiting for evil to strike. Then a blue portal opens up in front of him and Spiderman swings through the portal.
"Whoah!" Spiderman shouts. Spiderman swings towards Batman and Batman ducks under him. Spiderman swings into the side of the building and latches onto the wall. "What the...! Where am I?" Spiderman shouts as he looks around frantically.
Batman stares at the superhero. "Who are you?" he asks Spiderman.
Spiderman looks at Batman. "Who are you? Dracula?"
"Wrong answer." Batman throws a Batarang at Spiderman. Spiderman jumps off the side of building, dodging the Batarang easily and lands in front of Batman.
"Hey take it easy buddy. No need to get batty." Spiderman jokes.
Batman tries to punch Spiderman. Spidey simply dodges the attack. Batman tries to kick Spidey, but he jumps over the kick and dodges another punch from Batman.
"Wow. You must be as blind as a bat!" Spiderman jokes.
Batman delivers a kick to Spidey's chest and knocks him into the building. "Ow!" Spiderman says. "So you want to play rough, eh? Alright, I'll play."
Spiderman lunges forward and tries to deliver several strikes on Batman. Batman dodges some of the punches and manages to block some, too. Batman tries to deliver a counter strike, but Spidey slides behind him and Batman kicks him off of the gargoyle and Spiderman falls towards the ground. Batman watches him fall. Spiderman shoots a string of web at the building and sling shots himself back to the top. Spiderman soars towards Batman and lands on the side of building next to Bats.
Batman throws four Batarangs at Spiderman and Spiderman dodges them and shoots a web ball at Bats. Batman ducks under the ball and when he stands back up Spiderman's foot is their to meet hit face. Spiderman kicks Batman off the roof and Batman falls towards the trashy ground below. Batman recovers in time to grab his grappling hook and fires the hook into one of the building's walls and swings back towards the looming tower. Batman crashes through a window and tumbles across the floor. He recovers in time and heads to the shadows.
Spiderman swings in through the broken window and scans the room for Bat's. He can't see him. Spiderman walks forwards until he is in the center of the room. Suddenly, his spider-sense goes off and he ducks to the side. He looks behind him and sees two Batarangs stuck in the ground where he just stood. His spider-sense goes off again and he does a front flip off his hands and dodges two more Batarangs. Spiderman lands on his feet and shoots his web into the darkness. He hits nothing but wall. Then a smoke bomb smashes into the ground near Spidey's feet and surrounds him with smoke. Out of nowhere, Batman runs through the smoke and punches Spiderman right square in the face. Spiderman is knocked of balance, but recovers in time to defend against Batman's strikes. The smoke dissipates and Batman retreats back to the shadows.
Spiderman feels his spider-sense tingle to his left and fires his web into the shadows and snags Batman's ankle. Spiderman pulls him with all his might and Batman flies at Spidey. But Batman counters this by drop kicking Spiderman. Spiderman gets pushed back into another window and cracks it a little bit. Batman rushes Spiderman and tackles him through the window. They both go falling to the street below. Batman holds Spiderman underneath him and uses him to break the fall when they hit the ground. Spiderman's back crashes into the asphalt and has all the breath he ever had out of him. Batman stood off of him and stepped back for a second recuperating from the fall.
Spiderman recuperates faster and gets up. He rushes forward and ducks under one of Batman's punches and grabs him by the cape. Spiderman swings Batman around and throws him into a nearby van. Batman crashes onto the windshield of the van and lays there weakly.
Spiderman jumps on top of him punches him in the face a few times. Then Batman falls unconscious and can no longer move. Spiderman hops off.
"Now that's what I call playing rough, Bat Brain." Spideman says. Then a portal opens above Spidey. Spiderman looks at it then at Batman. "Well, smell you later, Guano Man!"
Spiderman shoots web through the portal and pulls himself through.
There you have it! Spiderman is the victor. For those of you out there that think Batman should have won let me explain real quick. Batman is amazing, that's true, and he is in peak physical human condition, BUT Spiderman is beyond human physiology. And yes, Batman has defeated super powered foes before (like Bane), but Spiderman had one thing over Batman that no amount of brilliant fighting skills, incredible human strength, or detective skills could beat... Spiderman's spider-sense. This sense countered Batman's use of shadow tactics easily. Spiderman was able to sense where Batman was without even seeing him. Plus, Spiderman's fighting style, the Way of the Spider, is capable of countering any fighting style Batman uses. So there. The Dark Knight put up a good fight, but our friendly neighborhood Spiderman emerges the victor. If anyone has any ideas for a fight let me know and try to write it. See ya next time.