Chapter 4: Deadpool vs Deathstroke

I really don't want to do this one. But I feel I have to so I can voice my opinion on this. I also only wanted to give the combatants only one set of guns. Just to ease things along and get right to the stabbing. Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, and Deathstroke, the Terminator. Who will win? Read on to find out.

Deathstroke is walking around in the shadows, in a park, at night. He is on his way to his next target when a blue portal opens in front of him and a man in a black and red jumpsuit steps out in. "Oh boy! The DC Universe! How lovely!" the man said.

Deathstroke looked at the man a little confused, wondering what the hell he was talking about. Deadpool notices the man and waves. "Howdy," he says to Deathstroke.

Deathstroke, not in the mood to deal with anything crazy tonight, decided to keep moving on to his next mission. Deadpool, offended by being shrugged off. Teleports in front of Deathstrokes with the help of his belt. Deadpool appeared in front of Deathstroke. "Hey! You're not going to ignore me, One-Eye!" Deadpool shouted angrily.

Deathstroke pulled out his to handguns from their holsters and aimed them at Deadpool. "Oh you want to get frisky, huh? Well alright!" Deadpool said.

Then Deadpool pulled out handguns of his own and aimed them at Deathstroke. Then, Deadpool pulled his triggers first. Then the bullets flew all over the place. They ripped apart benches and splintered trees. Deadpool took some bullets in the chest, but of course he healed right away and ducked behind a tree. Deathstroke did better to avoid the bullets, but his armor did deflect some and he too ducked behind a tree. Deathstroke unloaded his empty clips and reloaded. Deadpool did the same.

Deadpool teleports to where Deathstroke was taking cover. "Hello!" Deadpool said before he fired a barrage of bullets. Deathstroke dodges them, barely. He dives behind a boulder and sticks his guns over the top and begins firing. Deadpool dodges the bullets and fires back hitting nothing but rock. He drops his guns knowing he's out of ammo. Deathstroke does the same because he too has no more bullets. Then suddenly, Deadpool appears in front of Deathstroke with two katanas held high over his head. "DC sucks!" Deadpool yells as he swings the blades down.

Deathstroke, with his remarkable reflexes, pulls out his own sword and blocks the attack. He pushes Deadpool off him and starts advancing. The two of them exchange strikes but thanks to nimble dodges and strong blocks no one landed a hit. Then Deathstroke swung his sword as hard as he could and when Deadpool brought his katanas up to block it Deathstroke's sword cut them in two. "Aw man! My favorite swords!" Deadpool screams in misery.

Deathstroke swings again, but ol Deadpool teleports away and reappears twenty feet behind Deathstroke. He pulls two sais and runs at Deathstroke. Deathsrtoke turns around to block an attack from the Merc and the sais meet the sword in an angry clash. Deathstroke breaks away and swings Deadpool catches the sword in between his said and does a move that twists the sword out of Deathstroke's hand. The sword goes flying and gets stuck in the asphalt fifteen feet away. Then Deadpool tries to stab Deathstroke with one of the sais, but he grabs Deadpool's wrist and breaks it, causing Deadpool to drop it.

"Ow ow ow ow!" Deadpool screams. "Ha ha. Just kidding."

Deathstroke stares in awe at how Deadpool's wrist bone starts repairing itself. "Yea. I know. Cool right? I've got, like, crazy healing." Deadpool brags.

Then Deathstroke grabs a knife from his boot and gets ready for the next round. Deadpool and Deathstroke lunge at each other. But Deathstroke goes right through Deadpool as if he weren't even there. Then suddenly, Deathstroke get stabbed in the back by a sais. Deadpool starts laughing. "Ha ha! Made you look!"

Deathstroke falls to a knee and gasps. "How'd you like that illusion? Yea you can thank my belt for that." Deadpool proudly taps he belt. Then, without notice, Deathstroke whirls around and stabs Deadpool right in the belt and it goes through the belt and into his lower midsection. Deadpool steps back and pulls the knife out of him and throws it down. "Damnit!" he yells.

Deathstroke stands up and pulls the knife out of his back. Thanks to his armor it didn't go in that deep. He pulls out his bo staff and extends it to its normal size.

Deadpool grabs a handful of shurikens and throws them all at Deathstroke who simply deflects the shrunken. But they were only a distraction so Deadpool could collect the sais he dropped when he had his wrist broken. Then Deathstroke runs at Deadpool and tries to hit him with his bo staff, but the Merc slides under the attack and scoops up his other said. Then the two charge each other and start clashing again. Deathstroke never even got to let loose some fire on Deadpool because Deadpool used his sais to knock the staff from Deathstroke's hands.

Then Deathstroke went running back toward his sword and Deadpool followed. Before he could get there he stopped just a little bit short of his sword and grabbed another knife from the back of his belt. He tried to fight off Deadpool, but the Merc simply dodged the attacks and stabbed Deathstroke in the stomach. This time making it past the armor. Deadpool was sure he had won, until Deathstroke smashed the blade of his knife up in through the bottom of Deadpool's head. This made Deadpool retract and pull the knife from his head, but he had taken his eyes off of Deathstroke. Deathstroke using the few moments he had grabbed his sword from the asphalt and swung it a Deadpool's neck, decapitating him. Deadpool's head went fell from his body and rolled about six feet away.

Deathstroke sheathed his sword and pulled the sais from his belly. He threw it on the ground next to Deadpool and walked away. Then a blue portal opened up under Deadpool's body and head the two things fell inside.

End fight. Now before you angrily review, let me explain myself. First I'd like to say, yes I am aware Deadpool cannot die. He is not dead he is just decapitated. For Deadpool we all know that means his head will probably get reattached some how. So Deadpool will live on. But he lost to Deathstroke. Why? Because in my humble opinion i think that not only is Deathstroke a better fighter (he fought Batman to a stand-still, and remember Batman is a master in practically every form of fighting ever), but I also think he is way smarter than Deadpool. His ability to asses a situation and figure out how to solve it is remarkable. He has one of the greatest minds of the DC universe! So I think that during a fight Deathstroke would learn what Deadpool's weaknesses and advantages are and try to exploit or diminish them. Like with the belt. Look, I know there will be people out there that will be pissed, but just try to understand that from my point of view brain power over healing power wins this fight. Thanks for reading and don't forget to keep leaving me suggestions. See ya next time!