A/N: I have finally realised how out of control Canada, Eh? has gotten. I didn't plan ahead well enough and now my story has suffered. I am going to rewrite Canada, Eh? at a later date, maybe starting sometime this summer. Until then I will be writing short stories and introductions to what could in the future become excellent stories as well. I will thank you ahead of time for your patience as I sort out how I want to write Canada, Eh? and I hope that you can enjoy these short stories as well.