Her Secret Chapter 10: Now you can say ITS TO FUNNY, a naruto fanfic

Authors Note: Sorry for the long wait I was trying to update it on my birthday as a present from me to all of you….but I ended up a day late sorry that you all had to wait so long!! OMFG and I feel like such a fuckin' donse now!! I looked at my pervious chapters to see if I had the countries rite cuz I kept tripping on where they were going n where they were suppose to go. And to my surprise I have been saying Wind Country instead of Cloud Country. I'm sooo sorry if I confused anyone!!

Key: Inner Sakura/peoples An: authors notes

'Thoughts' Flash back/End Flash back. N everything in it for the lyrics they are gonna be like this!!

ALLSOOO!! IF THERE IS OC I'M SORRY!! AND IF UR ANOMIOUS GIVE ME UR EMAIL SO I CAN THANK YOU!! OR ILL DO IT ON HERE WAT EVER FLAOTS UR BOAT

AND I would like to thank: charms for the review

Edited

-----------------------------------------------------------TOOOO FUNNI-------------------------------------------------

After Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi left the restaurant to go out to get fresh air Sakura went to a secluded part in the forest so she could practice in peace. Hey no harm in practicing…..Right?

'We have to nail this song right. If we don't then good-bye mission.'

'We are soooo going to win!!!'

'HELLO!!! Did you forget about my little "problem" '

'OH COME ON! You need to get over that stage-fright sooner rather than later.'

'EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!! It was just embarrassing and scary.'

FlashBACK

It's around the summer time in Cloud Country, the sun was shinning brightly with yellow and orange hues glissading off the sun. The weather was hot, but no so hot you couldn't stand to be outside. In the woods, not to far from the village, stood a wooden stage. It basically is like a indoor stage but outside. (AN: lol wow way to be descriptive and obvious) The wooden stage had ivory growing around the sides of the stage, the reason why ivory doesn't take over the stage is because the villagers cut it. Beautiful flowers grew making a meadow of flowers. This would be where the parents/audience would sit and watch the plays.

Little Sakura is about 5 years old and visiting her Aunts and Uncles. (AN: they don't hate her right now) Some of her friends, that she has forgotten the names of, came up to her and invited her to do a play.

"Hey! Saku-Chan! You want to come and make up a play with us?!" said the little boy.

The said boy had short brown spiky hair with black highlights. He was a couple of inches taller tan little Sakura and had icy blue eyes.

Little Sakura looked away from her pond of fish that held her attention previously and waved to him.

"Hey! What's up?"

The boy ran faster so he wouldn't keep little Sakura waiting long. (AN: AWW HOW CUTE!!

"Hey Saku-Chan, we were wondering if you wanted to make a play with us down by the outside stage. Maybe after it we could go swimming in the pond!"

Sakura looked at him and saw the humongous smile plastered on his cute little 5 year old face.

"Sure! It might be fun! Just let me tell Oka-San and Auntie Rain I'm leaving."

"Ok Saku-Chan!"

Sakura ran to her screen-door, yelled a few words and ran out to meet her best friend.

"Jeez Saku-Chan! For being so tiny you yell really loud."

Little Sakura just smiled at the boy, punched him in the shoulder lightly, and started to giggle.

"Well I'm sorry! Want me to be more quiet?"

The brown-headed boy shook his head from side to side.

"Nooo!!! Saku-Chan! I like your loudness! It's what makes you different from the others."

Little Sakura just smiled at her friend.

'If only he was in Kohana. Then I would be like….myself.'

'(giggles) Yeah! He's awesome and only him and Ino are our BFFS! So CHAAA!!'

"Come on Saku-Chan! We are going to be late!"

The little boy pulled Sakura by her arm and the both of them ran as fast as they could to the outside stage.

-------------At the Stage-------------

There were 3 other little girls at the stage waiting for them.

"Were is he?"

"I don't know!"

"He better get here soon!"

"Look here he is now! And Sakura-Chan's with him!"

"Yes!"

"Awesome!"

AN: Sorry if that confused you)

Little Sakura saw four girls smiling her way. After a quick glance she knew who they were.

The girl to the left had brown hair with mesmerizing sky blue eyes. Her hair was medium length tied up in a half pony-tail and it had a scrunchy with purple beads on it that held it up. Her outfit was a simple purple shirt and blue jeans with sequences down once pant leg and normal shinobi sandals with a cloud headband around her neck.

Little Sakura and her friend were right next to the group of girls now. Sakura waved shyly to them.

"H-Hi Kimiko-Chan." (AN: that is the girl that I just described)

The two other girls stood next to Kimiko.

One had red hair with green eyes. The hair was butt-length and was flying freely with the breeze. Her outfit was an orange top and black shorts with a red over-skirt. Her headband is around her calf. This was Alli.

The one next to Alli was Sophie. She had blond hair with reddish-orange streaks. Her hair was shoulder length but it was up in a loose bun. She had on a powder blue dress with white under shorts and on the back was the symbol for friendship in sequences.

"Its awesome that you brought her here!" Sophie said with a grin on her face,

"Yeah! Now our play will be da bomb!!"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"-Laughs- Not really Kimiko-Chan. I heard it from my sister."

Before they could go any deeper into their conversation they heard a soft giggle. Alli, Kimiko, Sophie, and the only boy there looked to see Sakura giggling.

"What's so funny Sakura-Chan?"

"Oh nothing Sophie-Chan! It's just Alli-Chan and Kimiko-Chan's conversation was entertaining."

The boy looked between all the girls.

'They are the best, I don't know what I would do with out them.'

"I guess our right Sakura-Chan! There is one thing there is to know about those two. Is that they love to get on each others nerves but yet they are best friends."

"Sophie-Chan! Don't make us sound so bad!" Shouted both Alli and Kimiko.

"Anyway! Lets start the play!"

"One problem with that Kimiko-Chan. Saku-Chan doesn't know what she is going to do!"

"Captain Snuggle Pants has a point."

"HEY!! DON'T CALL ME THAT ALLI-CHAN!"

"It's pretty funny."

"Yeah learn to lighten up captain SP! Sakura even said it was funny."

The boy with the new nickname turned towards the giggling Sakura.

'I still don't like this stupid nickname! But Saku-Chan is having fun, so I'll tough it out for her!'

"So Kimiko-Chan, what's this play about?" Sakura asked shyly

Kimiko motioned everyone to follow her to the back of the stage. In the back had a stereo with a bunch of CD's around it, it looked like the stereo exploded with CD's. Alli and Sophie both went to the other side of the stage to pull out a whole rake of cute little cloths for them.

"You see Sakura-Chan, we are gonna do a huge dance….."

"Like you know the nutcracker?"

"Just not as slow and dull."

"Thanks for the INTERUPTION guys!"

"Sorry Kimiko-Chan!" Alli and Sophie said

"Anyway (smiles) so all we need is you to learn some moves and I heard you can do some tricks."

"Kimiko-Chan! You said that you wouldn't ask Saku-Chan about that!"

"Oh come on Captain SP. I'm just wondering."

Sakura just looked at them and then at their cloud headbands.

'Should I show them?'

'WHY NOT?!! Life is to short to not do something adventurous!'

'I guess your right.'

"Y-Yeah I can. What kind of tricks do you mean Kimiko-Chan?"

Alli, Sophie, and Kimiko smiled at this and looked at each other.

"You see Sakura-Chan we need you to do a few weather changing jutsu's and some acrobat stuff." Sophie said in a kind voice so Sakura wouldn't feel forced to do something she doesn't want to do.

"Guys! I told YOU not to ASK her THAT!"

"Shut it Captain Snuggle Pants! Quit protecting her and let her decide!" Alli Snapped, lets just say Alli doesn't like it when people keep making up another person's mind.

'Well…what should I do?'

'I say CHA!'

"Ok! I'll do it!" Sakura shouted with a true smile on her face.

'I guess Saku-Chan is getting more of a backbone. Lets just hope her sister doesn't come, then we are in huge trouble.'

"OK! Then its settled! Lets practice it! Alli-Chan show Sakura her steps, I'll show Captain SP over here his moves, and Sophie-Chan get the song!"

---------4 Hours Later-------------

The gang thought that since they were so good why not do it in front of a few people? In the crowd was all the children's parents and Sakura's sister.

"Ok everyone good?" Alli whispered

"Yup!" Sophie whispered

"I'm good." Kimiko whispered

"On with the show." Captain SP whispered.

"Sakura get the CD and play it since your not in it in the beginning. Make sure you don't mess up the effects Captain SP! Or I will hurt you."

"Ok Kimiko-Chan!" Sakura said

"You know that special effects are my specialty! Especially because of my bloodline!" Captain SP said

Sakura ran to the stereo and picked up the CD that read Cascada, Ready For Love" (AN: The song will be posted at the end authors note if u want u can go there n listen to it, just to see what the beat is like.)

Once the music started to play you could hear techno notes in the background signaling the audience that it is starting.

You took a piece of my heart. I never knew that this could fall apart

First Alli and Sophie come out doing a few twists and turns until they reached the center of the stage. They held out their hands to make them the shape of hearts and put it over their chest. Then all of a sudden Kimiko runs at them, with grace and beauty, and makes them all fall. Which makes their hearts break.

You said you fell in love. And this is more than I have ever been afraid of.

The girls get up, now it was time for Captain SP to shine. He did a few hand seals and right in front of the girls was one of their "crushes" staring right at them. Then right on top of them was this girl waiting for him. The three girls looked at his face and saw the smile on it. They turned to get out of the way and the crowd could see their heart-broken faces.

Another life. Another happy ending cuts like a knife. Another place another time, another hand to touch, another sun to shine. You got me deeper and deeper.

The images fade away. Now it was Sakura's time to work her magic. Now the three girls were standing in the middle of where the boy and girl were. They all turned to the crowd and looked up to the sky. Sakura did a few hand seals and the clouds started to make a gap in the sky. Now a beam of light shinned on the girls and the beam turned into a huge whirlwind of sparkles. This stunned the crowd, and lets just say someone wasn't to happy either. (AN: -cough-San-cough ) But none the less she wanted to see what happened next. After the whirlwind the girls were in a new outfit and the scenery has changed to a pretty meadow making it so peaceful.

You got me deeper and deeper, I'm constantly flying, I'm running around but there's no place to hide, I start to talk in my sleep, our souls have divided, Why can't they forgive me these demons inside

Alli, Sophie, and Kimiko spun around and landed on their knees. Now Sakura came "flying" out of the curtains and started to run around like she was hiding, but finding no place to hide she joined Alli, Sophie, and Kimiko, They both turned and started to break up into groups. Alli and Sakura were together and Sophie was with Kimiko. First Alli starts off and gets in front of them. She moves her hands to the rhythm of the music making it look like she was swimming in the ocean. Sakura was in eh background and was doing a few back hand springs trying to join Alli in the spotlight. Unfortunately for Sakura she missed her spot where she was going to land and fell right on top of Alli.

The music stops and everything was quiet. Alli was bursting with anger and poor little Sakura was burning up like she just got a horrible sunburn.

"How dare you! You ruined it! You ruined it all!" Alli screamed and pointed a accusing finger at Sakura

Everyone is giggling, not at Sakura but at what she did it was cute and funny. If only Sakura knew that. She looked around to see everyone laughing at her and she couldn't take it anymore and she started to run to anywhere but where they were.

END fLashBack!!

'That is why!!'

'Oh come on! Your gonna let something that happened in the past stop you from I don't know six years ago?!'

'Ugh. I guess your right. I'll have to wish that I don't screw up.'

----------At Night, the Night of the Singing-----------

The whole group went back into the restaurant to get more familiar with what they would have to do. First off they found out that they wouldn't go up first. To their relief, the judges wouldn't judge on your singing alone but more if you were a threat to any other countries.

'Wow way to be paranoia'

'Yeah you got a point there.'

"Ok well here is the order of how just you four will go out. First will be Naruto-San, then Sasuke-San, after him we will have you Kakashi-San, and finally Sakura-Chan you will go last. I hope the order is ok with you because we can not change it." said May smiling at them as they all looked at each other thinking if it was an ok decision.

"NOOOO!! WHY do I have to go first?!!! What ever happened to LADIES first?!!!!"

"Naruto shut it! You heard May-San we cant change it no matter how much we want to!"

"Gerrr!!! Why me?!!!"

Kakashi was to busy reading his book and Sasuke was just sitting there like a bump on a log.

"Hey Naruto…." Sakura said in a evil voice

This evil voice of Sakura's got the attention of the whole table. Poor Naruto. What is she going to do to him?

Naruto turned around to Sakura, he was terrified on what Sakura had in mind for him.

"Y-Yes S-Sakura-Chan?"

Sakura handing him a drink. Naruto looked at her like what the hell?

"What is this for Sakura-Chan?"

"Since you have to go first tonight out of us four I thought I might as well get you something that would boost your confidence!"

Naruto looked at the drink first to see if there was any poison in it. Finding none he gulped it all down in one gulp.

"WOW THAT WAS GOOD!"

'The sugar should kick in right when he gets on stage! What a awesome evil plan!'

'Oh yes it is.'

Before the group could do anything a bunch of people came in the restaurant. Many people from the Cloud Country came with all their gennin teams and a lot of travelers came in. It seems the travelers have known that they had to come here as well.

The whole entire place was packed. Every table was filled and they all were chatting with each other. Then May started to walk to the middle of the stage.

"WELCOME EVERYONE! TO THE SING-OFF! (AN: I couldn't think on what to call it hehe) I HOPE YOU ALL WILL ENJOY TONIGHT. WE HAVE OLD ATTENDANCES HERE AND WE ALSO HAVE A SURPISE VISIT FROM SOME SHINOBI FROM A FAR COUNTRY! SOO NOW THAT, THAT IS OUT OF THE WAY, LETS GET GOING!! FIRST UP WE HAVE THE GENNIN TEAM SHINTO FROM OUR HOME TOWN!"

Everyone clapped and some cheered as the four man team came up and started to sing. One was good but the rest gave our hero's a huge headache. The other teams went up and then it was Kakashi's team up next so they went back stage to get ready. And lets just say Naruto couldn't hold it in anymore.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD SAKURA-CHAN! WHAT EVER WAS IN THAT DRINK IS AWESOME!!! CAN I HAVE SOME MORE?!!!"

Everyone's sweat dropped and Sakura just shook her head back and forth saying that he had enough to drink of her secret drink. May was on the stage hushing the crowd since the previous singer was very good.

"OK EVERYONE! Now remember the "SPECIAL" guests I was telling you all about? Well the first one up for them is Naruto!"

---------At a Table-------------

"Tyson, what did you do?"

"Oh nothing Hokage-Sama (AN: I had a feeling that in other countries they call their leaders differently so I don't want to confuse myself so I'm just sticking with Hokage) just that they need to pass on so I told them about this. I didn't want people to suspect them if they entered a country without coming here."

The Hokage's son was sitting at the same table as this conversation went on. He was filled with great curiosity on who these "special guests" were.

"Hey River-Chan….who do you think the special guests are?"

River looked at Tyson who had a smile on his face, for some reason. No one smiled like that, well not in a long time.

"I don't know. Lets hope they are surprising."

'Oh River-Chan. Still cold? He wont be for long. I have a feeling this blonde kid will make everyone laugh. And Sakura, well she will make them all stop in their tracks.'

----------Back to Naruto--------------

Naruto went on stage and waited for his song to play:

Shady

Convict

Up front

Akon

Slim Shady

I see the one

cuz she be that lady

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.

Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

And possibly bend you over.

Look back and watch me

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore

smack that, oooh.

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore,

smack that, oooh.

Naruto started to sing and dance to the music. First he started to walk around the stage like he was going to get someone. And then a girl pops out, courtesy of Sakura (it's a clone of some girl), and he started to dance with her in his "perverted way" Yup Sakura and her team knew that they had lost Naruto, he was on sugar high.

"Sakura what was in that drink?"

"It was some chocolate coffee thing. I figured he would need it. But I didn't think he would be like that!...(she points to Naruto)

Up front style. Ready to attack now.

Pull in the parking lot slow with the lack down.

Convicts got the whole thing packed down.

Step in the club. The wardrobe intact now.

I feel it. Go on and crack now.

Ooh, I see it. Don't let back now.

Im'a call her. Then I put the mack down.

Money? No problem. Pocket full of that now.

Now Naruto was getting into the song way to much and he was…..well lets let your imagination wonder. He was all over the clone. And he was still acting like an air head. Dancing around the clone like it was really a real girl and doing all these crazy stunts. No one knew that he could do that.

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.

Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

And possibly bend you over.

Look back and watch me

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore

smack that, oooh.

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore,

smack that, oooh.

Now Naruto was doing the hand movements to all the parts with the word "Smack That" and he was going down an invisible line doing that. Causing the whole crowd to laugh so hard they were crying.

Ooh! Looks like another club banger.

They better hang on.

When I throw this thang on.

Get a little drink on. They goin' flip.

For this Akon shit. You can bank on it.

Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws.

The way she climbs up and down them poles.

Lookin' like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls.

Tryna hold my woody back through my drawers.

Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her.

Creeps up behind me and she's like, you're -

I'm like, yeah I know, let's cut to the chase.

No time to waste. Back to my place.

Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away.

Or more like a palace, shall I say.

And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game.

In fact he's the one singing the song that's playing!

(Akon!)

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.

Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

And possibly bend you over.

Look back and watch me

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore

smack that, oooh.

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore,

smack that, oooh

And he just kept on doing his thing, and Sakura couldn't hold it in any longer so she bursted into a fit of laughter, rolling on the floor.

Eminem's rollin', D an' them rollin'.

Boo an' Oh Marvelous an' them rollin'.

Women just hoin'.

Big booty rollin'.

Soon I be all in them an' throwin D.

Hittin' no less than 3.

Block will style like wee, wee.

Girl, I can tell you want me, 'cause lately.

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.

Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

And possibly bend you over.

Look back and watch me

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore

smack that, oooh.

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore,

smack that, oooh.

Then a random guy comes in to join Naruto with his dancing claiming he was Eminem. The both of them made the whole crowd laugh hard enough to pee their pants. They worked great as a team full of clones and a outrageous Naruto. Unfortunately for Naruto the end of the song came and he had to stop singing, even to everyone's dismay.

"That was hilarious Naruto! I had no idea you could do that!!"

"Thanks Sakura-Chan! I didn't know I could do that either. And thanks for making me clones by the way."

"No problem Naruto."

------------Down at the TABLE---------

The Hokage, Tyson, and River couldn't even talk since they were laughing so much.

"Well Tyson I'm glad that you made them come here. That blonde kid Naruto is funny."

"Thank-You Hokage-Sama. What did you think of the kid River-Chan?"

"H-H-He W-W-Was C-C-Comical!" River couldn't even catch his breath since he was laughing so hard.

-----------Back to the Stage front------------

"OK! THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST PROFORMANCE WE HAVE HAD FOR A WHILE! THANKS A LOT NARUTO!! Now next up from our special guest is Sasuke! Give him a round of applause."

Everyone started to clap as the young Uchiha came on. The Hokage and River gave Tyson a look like what-is-he-doing-here? Tyson just gave them a he-is-part-of-the-team look.

Sasuke had no idea what he chose but sung it anyway. (AN: I had no clue what song Sasuke should sing so I chose a song that I think he is like soo ya)

Fussin' and fightin', we back at it again
I know that, its my fault, but you don't understand (no)
I got memories, this is crazy
You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know
Good with ma, good with pa, cool with all my niggas
I should try to decide, wanna let u in, but no
That means memories, and its crazy
You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know

Bridge
Girl I really wanna work this out, cause I'm tired of fightin'
And I really hope you still want me the way I want you
I said I really wanna work this out, damn girl I'm tryin'
Its no excuse, no excuse
But I got this

Chorus 2x
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this)
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold

Why cant I get it right, just cant let it go
I opened up, she let me down, I wont feel that no more
I got memories, this is crazy
She ain't nothing like the girl I used to know
I don't mean to take it out on you baby but I cant help it
Cause my heart is in the same ol' condition that baby left it
And I, I apologize, for makin' you cry
Look me in my eye and promise you won't do me the same

I don't wanna be stuck up in this cold cold world
Don't wanna mess this up better keep your eye on me girl 3x

Sasuke didn't do any dancing or anything entertaining during it. But the whole crowd was captivated by his voice.

"How can Sasuke-Teme get all of them to still clap when he was so boring?!"

"Oh let is rest Naruto." Kakashi said, he didn't want them to fight while they were in an unknown place.

---------At the Table-------

"Not very entertaining……but he can sing."

"I had to say it but I have to agree." Tyson and River said

---------Outside in a TREE---------

'The blonde was interesting…..Uchiha well not very exciting. But can't expect him to be. Wonder what the other two will do.'

--------------On the Stage---------

"Well what an inspiring song. Now next up is their teacher Kakashi! Put your hands together!"

Kakashi came out to the stage with a guitar in his hands, waiting for the signal to tell him to start.

Hitched a ride to the peaceful side of town

Then proceeded where thieves were no longer found

Can't crash now I've been waiting for this

Won't crash now I found some encouragement

Precious declaration reads

Yours is yours and mine you leave alone now

Precious declaration says

I believe all hope is dead no longer

New meanings to the words I feed upon

Wake within my veins elements of freedom

Can't break now I've been living for this

Won't break now I'm cleansed with hopefulness

Precious declaration says

Yours is yours and mine you leave alone now

Precious declaration says

I believe all hope is dead no longer

Once I jumped thru hoops of fire

High and far as you required

I was blind but now I see

Salvation has discovered me

(AN: The song has a lot of guitar playing so you would have to listen to it to get the beat of whatever. This was the only song that I could picture Kakashi playing sorry if it doesn't seem like it)

Kakashi was singing and playing guitar and while singing and playing he was doing a lot of guitar moves, you know slamming the pick on the strings or doing the sliding on the knees thing. The whole crowd was blown away! They didn't think he could play like that! Boy did he prove them wrong!

"HOLY CRAP KAKASHI-SENSEI! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD PLAY LIKE THAT!"

"NEITHER COULD I!!"

"Well Naruto and Sakura, it's a hobby not many people think I know how to do." Kakashi said with a smile. Sasuke was just standing next to them with a oh-my-fucking-god look.

-------At the TREE------------

'HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS UNEXPECTED! Didn't know he could do that. That leaves Sakura next…….hummmmm this is going to be good.'

----------At the TABLE--------

"Kakashi seems to be very good. And his level of chakra is very impressive."

"Yeah it is Hokage-Sama."

"But Dad the two other kids were high as well. The blonde is higher than the Uchiha…but the blonde can't get that out you have to look closely."

The Hokage patted Rivers head as in a sign of good job.

"Tyson-Chan, is there one more person? Because doesn't a gennin team need three gennins?"

"Yes River-Chan there is one more but we decided to put them last."

"Why?"

Tyson smiled at this. The Hokage and River looked at him with suspicious looks.

'What is he up to?'

'Tyson if you know what is good for you, you will not be so sneaky.'

-------------Back to the Stage---------

"Looks like its up to you Sakura. Good Luck."

"Thanks Kakashi-Sensei." (Naruto and Sasuke went to go and sit in the crowd to get drinks and watch from there, Kakashi will join them in a minute)

'Ready?"

'More than I will ever be.'

---------------Now to Stage Front-----------

"That was a awesome song Kakashi-San. Next is Naruto's and Sasuke's teammate. Put your hands together for………………..SAKURA!!!!"

Everyone in he audience gasped. They didn't expect HER out of all people to be here. The Hokage looked at Tyson with a glare. River was caught off guard and his eyes bulged out of his head.

'She is here?!!!! How?! I thought!! It must be a different Sakura.'

"Tyson! What is the meaning of this? Are you trying to give my boy a heart attack?"

"No sir. I'm just as surprised as you are when I saw her this afternoon."

"This is a joke right Tyson-Chan?"

"I afraid your going to have to find out for yourself."

May left the stage only to have a girl with bright pink hair run out to the center of the stage. Grabbing a mic she went into a stance. No way was she going to stand there and just sing. It was time to redeem herself.

'It is her!!!'

To the left
To the left

Mmmm to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet, thats my stuff
Yes, if I bought it, baby please don't touch (don't touch)

Sakura was out on the stage and once she started her first line everyone's mouth went down to the floor. Her voice was perfect and hit all the right notes.

And keep talking that mess, thats fine
Could you walk and talk, at the same time?
And its my name thats on that jag
So go move your bags, let me call you a cab

Standing in the front yard, telling me
How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

Sakura started to get really into her dancing and singing and started to dance along to the beat of the song. Who knew Sakura had such rhythm and had so much talent in the art of singing and dancing.

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

Sakura looked around the crowd and saw her teammates watching her. Sasuke was sitting there like he didn't care, but his face gave it away that he was surprised she could sing like that. Naruto looked like he was going to faint any minute, and Kakashi was sitting there smiling his ass off.

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable

So go ahead and get gone
Call up that chick, and see if shes home
Oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know
What did you think
I was putting you out for?
Because you was untrue
Rolling her around in the car that I bought you
Baby, drop them keys
Hurry up, before your taxi leaves

Standing in the front yard, telling me
How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

'I feel at ease on this stage. And everyone seemed surprised that I was here I wonder why?'

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable

So since I'm not your everything
How about I'll be nothing? nothing at all to you (nothing, nothing)
Baby I won't shed a tear for you (I won't shed a tear for you)
I won't lose a wink of sleep (a wink of sleep)
Cause the truth of the matter is (truth is)
Replacing you is so easy

'I don't know why that table with Tyson-San is looking like you8 have freaking 6 heads.'

To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left

Mmmmm
To the left, to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left

To the left, to the left
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking
You're irreplaceable

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow

'Getting to the end of the song better belt it out and give it everything I got'

So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' (baby! hey yea)

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

You can pack all your bags we're finished
Cause you made your bed now lay in it
I could have another you by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable

The song ended and the whole crowd was blown away by her performance that she received a lot of claps and whistles from them. Sakura just smiled at them and walked off stage meeting her team at the table.

"Wow Sakura-Chan that was awesome!! I didn't know you could sing like that!"

"Thanks Naruto! I didn't either to tell you the truth."

"Well that was very nice Sakura. Why don't you get a drink and after everyone piles out of here we can talk to Tyson and see where to go to next."

"Ok Kakashi-Sensei."

------At the TABLE---------

"D-Dad she c-c-cant b-be here. I-I thought s-she left?"

"That is what I thought to son. But I guess she is here. But it seems that she doesn't remember a lot."

"You have that right Hokage-Sama. Why when May was taking their orders she didn't remember her at all. Then when I went out there she didn't seem to recognize me. I guess that is a good thing?"

"You have that right Tyson. If she were to ever remember, it wouldn't be good."

"Dad….what if she was to come to our village?"

"Then you are going to have to ask as though you have never seen her at all in your life."

"But…..can i……..at least……….talk to her?"

"Of course you can! Just don't make any indications that you knew her. For all we know she could of changed."

"Well I hate to interrupt you Hokage-Sama but trust me she hasn't changed a bit." Tyson said with a smile.

------At the TREE---------

'Well I'll be dammned. She is pretty good. Well they wouldn't leave for a while so we can go and get some food.'

With that the "mystery" men went off into the forest to get some food.

Authors Note-------------

Hey there wow that took forever to write. I think its because of all the stupid lyrics lol well ok the first song ever in this chapter is Ready for Love By: Cascada. To hear the music go to and when you reached the home page look in the red bar for MUSIC then that would lead you to a search bar and type in the song with the artist, click on the first pic u see and look under her music box for Ready For Love. The second song is Smack That By: Akon, I couldn't resist. I thought that was perfect for Naruto. I was going to do Baby Got Back but I was like well this is a more "up to date" song like that. Sasuke's song is ICE BOX BY Omarion if you do the same thing that you did for Cascada but just change the song n artist then it should be there. Kakashi's song is Previous Declaration By: Collective Soul to hear this song: well I couldn't find a site that has the song so if u have like itunes or limewire then just get that up and look up the song. Sakura's song is Irreplaceable By: Beyonce. I think you can find their songs the same way you did with Cascada.

I hope you all liked this chapter. There probably wasn't much action in it but I had to do this scene sooo ya.

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