Ok yea that first chapter was a bit... morbid? I guess... but it got a bigger turn out than I expected X-D I'm going to keep each chapter about the length of a drabble soo 500-800 words also there will be gaps in between that chapter can't give away everything for my Main Story I'm going to write huh?

A New carformer walked through the halls in the lower decks of the Nemesis... frag it he was lost... that red bot, "Doc bot" the big mech called him, took multiple scans of him and prodded him... ugh he was sore... then shoved him out the door and told him to make himself useful until he needed to be scanned again...

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"Hey doc bot?" Breakdown broke the CPU numbing silence

"I'm busy Breakdown" knockout murmured as he was going over the data he gathered from the vehicon

"Yea but I was wondering, since that new carformer is ya know new? How would he know his way around the Nemesis and how are we going to find him again?" Breakdown wasn't the smartest bot but even he could see the problem in not keeping an eye on the new Vehicon

Knockout paused "scrap" was all he muttered

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"Hey you" someone called, the new carformer turned around

"Hi I'm ST3-V3 but u can call me Steve, I haven't seen you before and you look reeeaaaly shiny are you new?" ST3-V3 asked tilting his helm slightly

"Yes I am new" the carformer replied "I'm A-93-X"

"You get separated from the other New Carformers?" Steve asked

"No according to...to... Doc Bot?... I'm the only new carformer" A-93-X seemed to shift uncomfortably when mentioning the MedBot

"Huh? OH you mean Knockout, and why did you get all nervous all of a sudden?"

A-93-X shifted from side to side "Well after being scanned multiple times and being poked and prodded he left me kind of sore, now I'm lost and to be quite honest my directive programming is incomplete so I have no idea what to do"

"Oh... so you need to learn what to do and what not to do?" Steve asked sounding a bit excited

"Yes"

With that Steve grabbed A-93-X by the servo and drug him off practically babbling the do and don'ts of the Nemesis

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"According to my scans our newest Carformer's programming is incomplete, he has the basics but it appears he has developed the ability to learn to make up for the lack of programming... this could be dangerous" knockout picked up another datapad "and according to these scans he has a complete spark not a spark shard like how the others have... HOW THE FRAG DID THAT HAPPEN? He is a split spark clone he had a piece of a spark when made not a whole one" Knockout puzzled upon this then remembered what happened during the cloning procedure "the sparks must have merged when they were malfunctioning and ended up in this one clone... how... interesting"

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"So what have you learned so far?" Steve asked

A-93-X vented deep:

Do not question Megatron's orders

Fallow orders precisely

Only speak when spoken to

Always salute higher ranking officers and address them as Sir

Do not tease P4R-1N0-1A

Don't let C4-RL near pointy things

Don't be late for roll call

The groundbridge is not a toy

Don't bother Soundwave when he is working

And if you see 8o-0M running something is mostly likely going to explode

"And?" steve inquired

"Enjoy the little things" A-93-X responded cheerily

"Great now is there anything you were told to do?" Steve asked

"Knockout did say I had some more scans that needed to be done..." A-93-X muttered

"well then to the medbay, oh and always speak clearly to higher ranking officers" and with that Steve drug a very disgruntled A-93-X to the upper decks of the Nemesis towards the medbay

WHOO that was... boring :-S... well at least I got a few puns in there X-D for the next chapter how about a day in the life of P4R-1N0-1A? or maybe 8o-0M? ideas for silly little Vehicons with names are welcome I have a few but there are plenty of Vehicons who can be named X-D remember there are miners, carformers, jetformers, truckformers, and tankformers (if there are any other types TELL ME :-3)