Alright so Skadowkat Asked for a day in the life of P4R-1N0-14 (this is going to be fun *Evil laughter echoes through room* ...*looks around* if nobody heard that I deny it happening...) I'm also going to combine it with my Smurf idea from last chapter (and I'm going to make the chat/message/radio channel SM-4R-T3R created as a basic way for all the Vehicons to communicate on mass on a daily basis how else do they keep the nemesis in running condition? And that way gossip spreads faster than air forcefully released with a hammer from a compressed spray can...boom...) ON WITH THE STORY (longest chapter yet O.O)

P4R-1N0-14 Was currently on duty in the control room with Soundwave, he didn't mind it he even showed up early, he had been the only Vehicon awake at the time due to TV night (that he skipped out on), in fact he enjoyed working in the control room it made him feel safe... well as safe as a paranoid conspiracy theorist could feel. Currently he was working fairly close to P0-51-T1-V3 on a information packet. P0-51-T1-V3 was making humming noises that in itself was normal, and that he was humming a tune was also normal, but the fact that it was the same tune he had heard several others humming was making him antsy.

Never has something been so widely expressed within the Vehicons. Sure they all look alike other than scars that littered their frames but they were all different, unique tastes and opinions, preferences and ideas. This was not normal... and for them to be expressing it outward in a way that could be discovered by the commanding officers THAT was concerning.

Later that day P4R-1N0-14 was standing at the end of one of the main hallways ~3...2...1...NOW~ Two Vehicons on hall patrol walked by ~no weird humming...perfect ...everything checks out good in this quadrant of the ship onto the rec room...~ and with that he made his way along until he froze in his tracks ~what was that...~ an off duty Vehicon made his way down the hall stopping next to the frozen P4R-1N0-14

"Hey P4R-1N0-14 what's up?" CU-R10-U5 asked

"I heard something..."

"Like?"

"... singing?" P4R-1N0-14 questioned what his audios were picking up

"What kind of singing?"

~Taking to CU-R10-U5 always leads to a spark attack so I'm just going to finish this conversation and walk away~

"I don't know maybe my audios are malfunctioning" P4R-1N0-14 lied

"Why?"

~scrap that blasted word will be the offlining of me~

"I was near some loud machinery... yea that must be it" distracted by his want to end the conversation P4R-1N0-14 calmed down

"Why were you near loud machinery?"

~there it is again...~

"Because I was stationed in the engine room"

"Ah ok well see you later P4R-1N0-14" CU-R10-U5 walked away waving

~huh...that was a lot simpler that I thought it would be...and fairly relaxing now that he is gone...and that blasted singing is back again...~ P4R-1N0-14 turned up his audios

LA LA LA-LA LA LA SING A HAPPY SONG

LA LA LA-LA LA LA SING IT ALL DAY LONG

~WHAT THE FRAG?~ terrified by the unnaturally happiness coming from not only the tune but the words P4R-1N0-14 bolted down the hall and hid in his favorite closet he dubbed My Panic Place. A jour later a ping startled P4R-1N0-14 making him jump, after regaining his (already unstable) composure he recognized the ping as the IM function of the Vehicon Secret Frequency (Or T4-LK-3R as it was coming to be known as)

*ST-3V-3 is requesting IM Chat*

Accept? Yes/no

Yes

Opening IM

Loading...

Loading...

Connection established

P4R-1N0-14: Yes?

ST-3V-3: Hey P4R-1N0-14 where are you? You're on surveillance duty in 15 clicks and no one has seen you Since CU-R10-U5... did you glitch again?

P4R-1N0-14:No... well kind of but more of a meltdown than a glitch... CU-R10-U5 had nothing to do with it...well actually, he did...surprisingly he help me NOT freak out...I'm OK now

ST-3V-3: ... OK then...Ping me on T4-LK-3R if you need anything...

P4R-1N0-14: Yep, off to the Surveillance room I go...

*End IM*

As P4R-1N0-14 got closer to the surveillance room his audio receptors picked up THAT song again... the closer he got the louder the song became unable to ignore his drone programming his forced him into the surveillance room to find...

J0-K3-R messing with the audio system and playing a song through them...

P4R-1N0-14 opened up an IM

P4R-1N0-14: Conspiracy theorist to the bat, come in bat

BR-UC-3: Bat here I'm busy with R1-DD-L3R at the moment he is stuck in a box... again, what do you need?

P4R-1N0-14: J0-K3-R is trolling again... this time with the audio system...the main audio system...

BR-UC-3: ...I'll get R0-B1-N to help R1-DD-L3R I'll be there in a click...

P4R-1N0-144: Alright Conspiracy theorist out

*End IM*

Ok some of that was completely random and thrown together just because it popped into my head also if you noticed the vehicons (such as BR-UC-3, J0-K3-R,R1-DD-L3R and R0-B1-N) who's names correspond with shows (I will be doing a lot of this) do not necessarily act like who their name is basically the names link them together as a group kind of like high school Clicks like the preps, geeks, "normal kids", posers, sporty kids, and just like in high school they intermingle a bit also I like shout outs (like the smurfs in this one) sooo much fun X-D hope you enjoyed this one got writers block like 6 times while writing it :-S