The long three hour car ride back to Quahog took longer than expected when Peter discovered a KISS carnival. He pulled into the packed parking lot and searched everywhere for a spot. He finally found one by the entrance, turned off the engine, and without thinking about his family, ran out of the car to the carnival. Lois watched as Peter anxiously waited in line for the tickets. She shook her head and turned around to face the children.

"I'm sorry about this kids." She sighed.

Brianna looked out the window from the trunk and laughed, "He looks like a 10-year-old waiting in line." The family all turned to see Peter throw a tantrum over how long the line was. A female worker walked over to him, handing Peter a balloon and then tapping his head with a smile.

"You married him." Brian said.

"I see a pony! I wanna ride the pony!" Chris hollered jumping in his seat.

"Mom can we go? Please?" Meg asked. "Please, please, please."

Stewie joined in on the fun, "Oh Lois may we? I'll be a good boy… for 10 minutes if we go."

Lois looked at her begging children and then at her niece who only shrugged. "Alright kids, let's go." Meg, Chris, and Stewie cheered as Brianna climbed out from the trunk. The children ran towards the carnival but stopped were stopped dead in their tracks when Peter stood in front of them. Peter's face was painted as a dragon; he had cotton candy in one hand, and in the other hand, five large stuffed animals.

"Oh hey guys," He said, "I threw up a little after the Whirl- A- Twirl, so I'm ready to go."

A little after five, the Griffins finally arrived at their house. Joe Swanson wheeled outside of his house to grab his mal when he noticed his friends and neighbors. Brianna hopped out from the trunk and unloaded her bags.

"Oh here," Brian said as he took her bags, "Let me take these for you."

"It's alright Brian." Brianna smiled.

Lois walked up to Joe, "Hello Joe."

"How you doing Lois? Where have you been all day?" He asked.

"Oh we went to a funeral. Peter's brother and in-law passed away." Lois answered.

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. How's Peter taking it?" Joe and Lois turned and watched as Peter grabbed Meg's face and farted. Then he took her hat and glasses, putting it on himself.

"Oh look," Peter said in a girl's voice, "I'm unpopular and unloved."

"Same old Peter." Lois shook her head. "But we have a new member added to the family. Our niece Brianna. We took custody."

Joe nodded, "Oh wow. Well if you need anything Lois…"

"Oh we will. Thank you Joe."

Brian and Brianna walked into the guest room that was normally locked by Chris's room. It was a medium sized room, like the other rooms in the house. A vanity set was placed on the far right wall; a bed was by the window, a closet. Brian placed Brianna's bags on her new bed, "Well this is it."

"Thank you." Brianna said as she removed her leather jacket, showing off her white tang-top. Brian looked over her curvy body, her beautiful eyes, and her soft lips. His eyes trailed down to her hands as she hung up her jacket. He followed her hand up to her arm and noticed her thick faceless scars. He knew what they meant but didn't say a word. Brianna looked at her arm, and then quickly put her leather jacket back on, forgetting that she wasn't alone. Brian was about to walk up to her when the soft pitter-patter of Stewie's feet entered the room. Brianna knelt down and kissed Stewie's cheek.

"What's up kiddo?" She asked then went on unpacking.

Brian eyed Stewie and leaned in close while Brianna's back was turned on them. "What are you doing here?" He whispered.

"None of your beeswax dog. She's my cousin and I intend to spend my time with her." Stewie huffed.

"Oh now she's your cousin? A couple of hours ago you didn't even want to get to know her." Brian argued.

"Why are you so defensive all of a sudden Brian? It's not like-"Stewie gasped looking at Brianna and then back at his friend, "Oh you dirty dog."

"What?" Brian asked.

"You dirty, dirty, dog. You like-"Brian quickly stepped on Stewie's foot, sending a shot of pain up the young infant's leg. Stewie yelled then as the pain became worse he started to cry making Brianna turn around.

Seeing her baby cousin on the floor holding onto his foot, she walked up to him and picked him up checking on his foot. "Ohhhh what happened Stewie?" She looked at Brian, "What happened?"

Brian stammered, "I-I- don't know. He was just standing here and then he started crying."

Brianna eyed Brian then went back to Stewie. She took off his shoe and sock, seeing a sign of red. She massaged his foot softly with her hand. "Aw come on let's go get some ice cream. That would make you feel better." She smiled. Brianna walked out of her room as Stewie flipped off Brian. Once they were out of the room Brian let out a sigh of relief then followed them to the kitchen.

Peter and Lois were in the living room watching one of their shows as Meg and Chris on the floor deep in thought playing Battleship. Meg looked at her board thinking when Chris shouted, "Don't sink my battleship."

Meg sighed. She had no idea how many times she's explained the rules to her idiotic brother. "That's not how you play, Chris. I told you, I need to make a move and of I guess right… if I sink your battleships then you say, 'You sunk my battleship.'"

Chris groaned, "This is stupid."

"You wanted to play fatass."

"Yeah well… well you're ugly!" Chris yelled.

Peter laughed, "Oh snap. He's got your there Meg."

"Chris!" Lois said, "Be nice to your sister. And Meg, you know better than to pick a game that involves thinking for your brother."

As the hour passed the Griffins sat down to have dinner when there was a knock on their door. Brianna stood up and walked over to the door, opening it. Glen Quagmire stood outside smiling as he looked at the young girl.

"Whoa Bri, I didn't know you were here." He said slyly.

"Hi Mr. Quagmire. Yeah my Uncle Peter and Aunt Lois took custody so I'm living with them now." Brianna answered.

Quagmire laughed, "Hehe, so… you 18 yet?"

"No…"

"Well bye." He said as he turned around and walked away. Brianna raised her eyebrow and then closed the door returning to her dinner.

Around three in the morning as the house was silent, Brian walked down the stairs yawning when he noticed the kitchen light on. "Damn Peter, leaving the light on." He walked into the kitchen to turn off the light. He gasped when he saw Brianna sitting at the table with a glass of Scotch in her hand.

"Brianna?"

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A/N: Uh-oh. Busted! Caught! Alright please leave me a review and comment please. Thank You.