Me- So sorry that it's been forever since I've updated

Naruto- Where were you.

Me- My life out shitty and I my plot bunnies ran away.

Naruto- Plot Bunnies?

Me- I've lost the plot.

Kashiya- I think she means she's had writers block

Me- That two.

Naruto- Brittany doesn't own Naruto

Me- And you should be glad, cause I'm a fruit cake *Smiles evilly at Kashiya and Naruto

Kashiya and Naruto- Bye.

Kashiya

Today was the day we find out who's on our team and who our Sensai will be. Naruto and I passed the exam with flying colours, but were only in the middle of the class, which is good.

The sad part about our class is that most of the girls don't take it seriously enough and are going to end up dead. Do I feel sorry for them? Hell, no they're fault for not training. Naruto and I may have pulled pranks over the years, but we've never been caught.

Anyway Naruto and I were in the classroom, before everyone was in and thankfully the first person who was in was Hinata. Good old Hinata.

"Hey Hinata." I called

"Hey, Kashiya and Naruto." Hinata said as she jogged to our seat.

"I can't wait for team placements." Naruto said, as the rest of the class came in. Our cute little puppies where asleep on our head.

The lovely silence was broken with yells of first; Kami or whoever is up there; don't put with Sakura or Ino, for the love of anything. That I think they value their lives.

"Okay, brats quiet." Iruka said as he entered the classroom and of course everyone didn't listen to him, so Naruto and I put our hands over our ears; he was the only person in this crappy school to even thought of treating as like humans, so pranks done on him were a) harmless and b) rare.

"Quiet Brats!" He yelled using his 'Big Head' Jutsu that he made since he's taught this… lovely class.

"Now for the teams-

Team 7- Sakura, Sasuke and Sai

Team 8- Kiba, Shino and Hinata.

Team 9- Is still in use

Team 10- Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji."

"Sensai." I said while putting my hand up.

"Yes, Kashiya?"

"What about me and Naruto?"

"You and Naruto need to go to the training field to meet your team." Iruka told us.

"Okay." Naruto and I said together.

We got up and meet our way out the door and onto one of the many training fields in the forests.

"KASHIYA, NARUTO" Someone yelled.

"Hello Lee."

"I guess we're on the same team?"

"Yes and since I know your abilities, you've already passed the test." Guy sensai said.

"Really Guy-sensai."

"Yes, that and it won't be youthful to put the other three though that again."

"Okay." Naruto and I said together.

Naruto

Our team, which is Team Nine has Neji, Tenten and Lee. The reason why we were put on this team is that everyone hated us and didn't their kids with the 'Demon' I have to fell sorry for Sai, Choji and Ino.

This team was an assault team, but with Kashiya and I it would double as an tracker team as well. I feel bad about the fact that they have to do D-ranks again, but at least we don't have to as many; right?

After we told them about ourselves; and then it was time to start traning first was the warm up. Kashiya and I having to run around the village from being chased; it wasn't that hard.

First it was 120 laps of the village, them 90 push ups and sit ups.

"Lee, you can't use Chakra can you?"

"No, Naruto I can't" Lee answered

"Well, don't worry about it Lee." Kashiya said

"It's just means I put my efforts into Tai-jutsu." Lee said, a fire in his eyes. Kashiya and I looked at each other wondering who should tell him, that he might need something else.

"Lee." Guess its Kashiya "that's good and all, but you might want to also pick up a weapon."

"Really?" Lee asked

"Yes, Kashiya and I have one." I told him, we've sealed it away, but if we have to show Lee our weapons so he has more of a skill set than we will.

"I can I see them?" Lee asked

"Of course." Kashiya said, as she pulled out a scroll and unsealed her weapons.

Kashiya's weapon was a katana and a dagger.

The Katana was called Akumu, since the charka blade was a midnight blue colour and the handle was a simple black colour.

Her dagger was called Luna and it followed the dark colours of her Katana. Funny enough the Swordplay that she uses must is called Wolves Pride it involves a lot of frontal attacks on the enemy and projecting your pack members.

"This Lee is Akumu and Luna." Kashiya said as she picked them up.

"No, way you guys have weapons as well?" Tenten asked as she came over.

"Yes, Tenten, we've learned that the more skills you have the more flexibly you'll be and the more likely you're going to live through a fight." I told her, while unsealing my own.

I have two katana, the first one is Suna and it is a soft yellow and the handle is a burnt orange.

The second one is called Natsu which has a light red blade and a Crimson handle. Both have Charka blades. The style I use is one Kurama calls Sly Fox since it uses a lot of flexibility and it is often used to trick your opponent.

"I could teach you with them." Teneten officered

"That's okay, Tenten, Naruto and I are really good with the styles we have, but I guess that learning a new one won't hurt and learning to fight with a different weapon with Lee, so he doesn't feel pressured." Kashiya replied.

"Okay, I will take this youthful officer." Lee said.

"Okay." Kashiya and I said together.

"How do you do that?" Tenten asked

"Do what?" we asked her.

"Talk together?"

"That could be easy-" I started

"It's because we're twins." Kashiya finished.

"My youthful genin tomorrow we will came bright and early to do training and then will get a mission from the Hokage."

"Yes. Guy Sensai."

Me- What do you think about me putting Kashiya and Naruto into team Guy. Poor Sai, crappy as hell, but poor Sai. That and I'm sick and tired of seeing Naruto with the Sakura and Sasuke even through that's the orginal team. What can I say I hate those two.

Please Review, favourite and follow, while I try to find those evil plot bunnies, wish they liked plot carriots. Oh well that's life.

Until next time, if someone doesn't throw me into the lonely bin first.