"What did you say to our friend, Miss Nympahdora?"
"Tonks. Her name is Tonks…"
"Yes, and what did you say to her?"
Lupin turns to face his friend.
"Nothing. I bit her."
Sirius laughs. "You bit her? Moony, I thought it was something bad."
"It was bad!" Lupin yells, standing up. "I could have…this is the reason that…STOP LAUGHING!"
"It's just—you're so daft my friend."
"What are you talking about?"
"Look at yourself!"
Her spell has left his shirt drenched in blood.
"Now," Sirius says, "I didn't see a scrape on Tonks."
"I told you, I bit her."
"You tried to, but she's an Auror. I don't think you could've hurt her if you wanted to..."
"That's not the point. If I had-"
"That's completely the point! You've met your match! This is the sole point in all of existence-"
A pillow collides with Sirius' face.
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