"I'll have mine well done, please."
"Yes, me too. And don't be afraid to burn it, like, chuck it in the fires of hell if you have to. I enjoy eating food that tastes like the remains of a burned down building."
The waitress, bemused, leaves their table quickly.
"Were you making fun of me?" Remus asks, raising his eyebrows in jest.
"Moi? Make fun of you?" she asks. "Why, I'd never do such a thing."
He tosses a wadded up napkin at her, and she sticks out her tongue.
"Such manners! You'll be paying for your own steak, Miss Nymphadora."
"Well aren't you a gentleman!" She retorts. "How did you even find this place?"
Lupin glances around the dusty room. "I was looking for a restaurant where no one would know us."
"Remus, we're in the Australian Outback."
Hello there! Sorry it's been a while. My life has been hectic and I've had little inspiration to write.
Anyhow, I hope you enjoy this chapter,
And I will be back soon!
