She's standing in the bathroom of Grimmauld Place, wearing nothing but underwear and brushing her teeth, when Sirius walks in.

"You!" He shrieks, his face breaking into a humongous grin. "He's sleeping with you!"

"No, no, be quiet. Sirius, it's a secret. I'm serious."

"You're serious?"

"Yes! Don't say anything."

"I'M SIRIUS!" He yells, bounding out of the bathroom and into Remus' room. "You're sleeping with her! You're sleeping with her! You're sleeping with her!" he says, tackling his friend to the bed.

"No, no, Sirius!" Tonks says, trailing behind him. "This has only happened once."

"Or twice," Remus adds. "Three times. Well..." His mouth is quickly covered my Tonks' right hand.

"The point is, we're not telling anyone. Can you keep this a secret?"

Padfoot's mouth twitches.


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