Harry potter drug dealer
ron and harry and preganacy hermione all left with Dumbledore secret stash of drug. "ok we'll need to expand our operaton" said harry. "but who can help us" asked hermione whose belly was bulge with baby. "we need the help of old enema…voldemort". They went to voldemort house and said open up and it did. "harrrrrrrrrry pooooooootttttteeeerrr wwwwwhhhaat dooooo yooooouuu wannnnt" said voldemort in a scare voice like a ghost or bogeyman but worser. "voldemort help us sell some drug" said harry potter in a commandeding voice."whhhhhhyyy shhhhhhhhhoooullllld iiiiii llllliiiiiiisssttenn toooooooooo yooooooooooouuuuuuuuu" said Voldemort. Harry took out a bazooka gun. "this is why" harry a laugh. voldmort was furyus "fiiiiiinnnneee iiiillll heeeelllpppp yyyyyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuuuuu" said voldemort . "ok first we need to expand our drug empire" said harry. "okkkkkkkk" said Voldemort and he pulled out his phone and called his mules which aren't donkeys but guys that smuggle the drugs for you.
'ok lets start' said voldemort and they did. Harry gave a drugs to the mules and they went ot mexico and gave them to the spanish people there and they said ""thank you for drugs kind sir" and the mule took there pesos and turned them into america money and gave it to harry potter and friends wesley and hermione and voldemort. this took a few days but they all got a million dollars each. "wow nice cool " said ron "what should we spend it on". 'food for my baby" said hermione and they bought so much food for the baby. "nice now im going to buy a new car" and he did. "oh no im all outta money" said harry ron hermione voldemort simulatanusly "weeeeeeeeeee hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee noooooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee dddddddddddrrrrrrruuuuggggggggsssssssssssss"
"i think we should start make our own drug" said a wise and smart harry. "thhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt issssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaa ggggggggggrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaattttttttt pppppppllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn" said Voldemort. "how will we ingredinets though" asked ron wesley red hair child. "let me think" said harry. "I know gringlegotts has some pcp which we can make a t least 50 grams of meth". "okkkkkkkkkk" but voldemort was not a happy campir he was secretly plotting of how to dead harry. "then he had an idea" commmmeeeeee ooovvvvvveeeeeerrrrrrrr heeeeeeerrrrrrre harrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy said voldemort. "ok said harry. Then he TOOK OUT A GUN AND PINTED IT AT HARRY POTTER HEAD. "i knew you wasn't to trust you boldmort " and harry grabbed bazooka gun and shot a rocket that landed right on voldemort head and he was blown up everywhere. "wow harry that was close" said ron staring at all the arms and leg and heads. Suddenly hermione cried outing "MY BABY IS COMED SOON " and they saw that this was the truth and not a lie. Harry and ron and hermione ran to her sides. they swa the baby it had red hair like ron but with hermione face. "quick grab it before it run away" said harry he was new to babying so he didn't know babies cant run way they legs no work. they held up baby with wonder and looked at it with wonder. what now saidron?
what happens next find out!