A/N: I recommend the book The Hunger Pains. LOL. I love it. Thanks to my BFF Katie for letting me borrow it for a month! Kudos! :p

…But now I think of Peeta as Pita. A fat, slobby, 'attractive' wedding cake and apple tart. Be warned. FF is Foxface and died from… a rock. And Clato fans. Stay away. 'Clove' dies in the bloodbath and Mandy (Glimmer) is madly in lurve with Archie (Cato). Kantkiss is sooooo dumb. And then there's Baby Run. Just read the fricking book already and PM your thoughts. Found at your local Target, Wal·Mart, and my best friend's house.

Clove.

Cato beamed appreciatively. "What, oh, what shall I do with my dear girlfriend?"

"GIRLFRIEND?!" screamed Clove and Glimmer at once.

"Girlfriend!" Haymitch laughed hysterically.

"Idiots." Kit murmured.

"Truth or dare, Garlic?"

"CLOVE!" screamed Clove. "Where in hell did you get Garlic?"

"Uh… Clove of Garlic? Would you rather I call you Cinnamon? Or how about EMERIL'S BABY BAM?"

"I'm not happy with our relationship!"

"Oh! GOD! We HAD a relationship?"

"Noooooo!"

"Stop making me think that then, Clo!"

"I hate Clo worse. My enemy's named Glimmer Chloe. You THINK I'd like 'Clo'?"

"This is awkward," muttered Prim.

"This is fascinating! Finnick, should we fight like this?" Annie asked loopily.

"Urm… no, Annie…" Finnick sighed.

"OK."

"Look, you got Crazy Cresta and Fin Ode in this!" complained Clove to her 'boyfriend'.

"Fin Ode?" Finnick asked heatedly, standing up.

"Finnode!" Rue roared with laughter.

"This is boring," Thresh said contentedly. Prim patted his knee reassuringly.

"TRUTH OR DARE, CLOVE?"

"TRUTH, YOU BIG MONKEY!"

"MONKEY! HAVE YOU SEEN RUE?"

"IF THAT'S MY TRUTH, I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR A DARE! WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?"

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT!"

Kit screamed.

Everyone turned to stare at her.

"Truth or dare's turning terrible," she explained. "How about never have I ever?"

"As long as I don't hafta sit by that THING, I'm great!" Clove said, taking a seat between Kit and Finnick.

"How do you play?" asked Glimmer.

"OK, so here we go. We go in line, and say something you have never accomplished or done, such as never have I ever won a sports medal or never have I ever won the Hunger Games, or–"

"Kaaaaaaaaaatniiiiiiiiiiss!" Prim giggled.

"You get the gist of what I'm saying. You have up ten fingers, and whenever you've done something, you put down a finger. First one to make two fists wins."

"Oh! This should be great fun!" Annie sighed. Everyone stared at her, unsure whether or not she was being sarcastic. Then Finnick gave her a pat on the shoulder and turned back to Kit.

The people straightened out in a line, and here's how it went. First Thresh and Prim, then Rue, then Johanna, Kit, Clove, Finnick, Annie, Peeta, Katniss, Glimmer, and Cato. Last was Haymitch, but they sort of counted him out.

"Never have I ever had a pet." Thresh growled.

Prim, Kit, Finnick, Katniss, and Glimmer put down a finger.

"Cat and goat!"

"Fox."

"Electric eel."

"Same as Prim."

"Twelve horses, five cats, seventeen dogs, and don't get me started on the beef cows!" Glimmer sighed contentedly. Cato's left eye twitched.

"Never have I ever… uh… um… how about… eaten a mango?" asked Prim. Stupid, stupid, stupid! She thought to herself.

Thresh and Rue put down a finger.

"Never have I ever worn purple!" sang out Rue. Everybody but Thresh and Cato put down a finger.

"I wore it once, ONCE!" Johanna screeched. "I'm always forced to dressed like a frigging TREE!"

"Just go, Jo," Finnick urged.

Johanna's smirk contorted into a frown. "I never made an animal sound."

"You're supposed to say 'never have I ever'," Prim complained.

"Not 'I never'!" Rue agreed.

Johanna ducked, putting her face right by Rue's. Then she screamed, scaring the dignity and wits out of Rue, who screamed back and hid behind Peeta.

"We'll skip Jo, I think," Annie said airily.

"My turn…" sighed Kit dreamily.

A/N: Should I go back to Truth and Dare? I need reviews, which are strawberries each. Yummmmmmmmmmm. :- )