ok now I'm gonna update Twisted Lives of people ta da!

The long awaited update :D

"Tsunade-san! Wake up!"

"W-what?" Shizune was shaking Tsunade's shoulders violently.

"It's urgent! The medic nins need help!"

"What happened this time..."

"Ninja! Broke leg, rib, fractured ankle, low blood count!"

"Who is it?"

"Eh heh... Well, he wants you to heal him, no one else." Tsunade clenched her fist tightly. Who on earth had the right to just call for the Hokage and request her to heal them! She hurried over to the hospital, where she banged the doors open.

"Ok! Who's the idiot ninja who wanted me to heal them!" A bloodied hand rose up. She walked over, ready to give that person a nagging but saw Jiraiya.

"What? What in heaven's name is going on! You peeked on girls this time didn't you!"

"No... It's nothing like that. I've been attacked by this group of girls who thought I was peeking on them..."

Tsunade gave him a oh-really look. Jiraiya unsuringly smiled a little.

"A little help? Please?" Tsunade roared out loud and worked her chakra immediately. She healed his broken bones but left his fractured ankle alone. She ordered for immediate transfusion of blood but still did nothing to his ankle.

"I think you forgot my ankle..."

"No I didn't, infact I'm leaving it there as it is. A little lesson for you, so you won't peek on girls again." Tsunade smirked as she said that. Jiraiya looked depressed and sad, but Tsunade still didn't care. She walked out of the hospital but froze halfway in her steps. There was something she needed to do.

She brushed past everyone and went straight into Kakashi's room, banging the doors again.

"Kakashi!"

"Eh heh? You could knock you know..."

"Have you been communicating with Sakura telepathically?" Kakashi raised an eyebrow.

"Yes as a matter of fact, I have been communicating with her mentally... Although I don't really know why."

"I got one request for you. Can you please ask her, whether she would like to undergo surgery to remove the blood clot, with the idea that she had proposed before?"

"Surgery?"

"Yes, a few months back she had proposed an idea on the safest method to remove blood clot. We implant a microscopic robot in the tip of the spine and it automatically scans the veins and makes its way to the blood clot where it will use tiny lasers to break it down slowly. Surgery would be approximately three hours, waiting for the blood clot to break down would take eight hours. Removal of robot, five hours. But chances of success are seventy-three percent only." Kakashi looked at her despairingly.

"And if it doesn't succeed?"

"..." Kakashi decided to ask Sakura now.

'Sakura, I got a million dollar question for you.'

'What?'

'Tsunade asks if you would like to undergo surgery, using the idea you had proposed a few months back.'

'The robot? I don't know... Tell her if she thinks it's best for me, she could do it' Kakashi shifted slightly in the bed and holding his head (he still had headaches) he told Tsunade.

"Do what's best for her." Tsunade looked at him, half expecting that. She sighed and dragged her face down. Do what's best for Sakura? How sure could she be that that was best for her! Tsunade left Kakashi's room without a word, cheeks red from anger. Why did Orochimaru had to make things so difficult for her everytime! She returned to her office and in a fury she grabbed the many documents and papers and threw them on the floor, making her office look like a total wreck. She punched each window, the soul shattering sound echoeing through the building. The racket had forced Shizune to rush up and check what's going on but as she saw the ugly sight, she almost collapsed. She ran over to Tsunade and grabbed her shoulders, pushing them towards the chair and sat her down.

"CALM DOWN!" Shizune shouted. Even Tsunade was shocked. This was the first time Shizune shouted, let alone scold.

"Gomena Tsunade-san... But you need to calm down, venting your anger is no excuse." Tsunade nodded lazily. She pointed her left index finger at her temple and rested on it. The enormous pressurising descision, it was like a fast ticket to hell if the surgery failed.

"Shizune... Should I do the surgery on Sakura?"

"Tsunade-san, you've done more riskier surgeries than this, yet all of them are a success. What reason is there that's stopping you?" Shizune smiled weakly and then walked over to the pile of mess and packed up. Tsunade tapped her fingers on her table, true she's done worse yet all of them are a success. She took a random coin out of her pocket, muttering 'heads surgery, tails bleah' and threw the coin up in the air. Time passed so slowly as the coin was bounced high up into the air, doing its usual flips and turns but as it came down, it landed straight into her sake cup. She peered inside, hoping that whatever it was, it better be 'good'. It was tails.

"What the ..." Tsunade was at a lost. Fate had destined Sakura to not undergo surgery? Utter rubbish. Tsunade was going to save Sakura, no matter that 'tails bleah' thingy. Luck was not getting in the way, as it always did. She quickly ran through old documents, ransacking through old hypothesis and estimations, long forsaken ideas thrown away. As she ran through a very old document, her lips curled into a smile, perhaps she had found hope for Sakura...

Meanwhile, Kakashi was at the hospital sulking. The nurses kept giggling at him at the corner, all desperately trying to feed him medicine so he would pull down his damn mask. But he wouldn't budge, often snatching the medicine from the nurses and using the sheets to cover his face he would quickly gukp it down and this disappointed the nurses, although they never gave up. As it neared medicine time, more nurses crowded around the room, peeking and hoping that she might be appointed to give him medicine. Such was an 'honor' or so they thought. He growled at them, but they just kept on giggling. Some even commented on 'oh how cute the way he growls!'. It was utter bullshit, and he was going to chase them out. Medicine time came and the nurses hustled around the hospital matron, begging her to let them feed him medicine. As about Kakashi had enough, however he saw the matron giving the medicine to a mysterious hand, one that he could not see the owner. The nurses suddenly fell quiet, staring at the 'mystery lady', some gasped, some could only gape. Who was that mysterious person?

As he tried to inch up to see who it was, he saw a pink hair, and a 'cluck' sounding at almost every second. Whoever it was, he was not going to take it easy and do his usual routine of snatching and gulping. He turned towards the window, covering his face with the sheets again. He muffled a ,"Put it on the table" and then just watched the view from outside the window. However, a voice replied him, startling him out of his wits.

"You wouldn't even let me feed you?" Kakashi was alarmed, the voice so familiar. It couldn't be, no it couldn't! As he turned to see, his eyes widened, the features of the girl coming into his view. He moved his head a little and scanned her, it couldn't be her!

"You... Sakura?" Was all he could manage. How was Sakura, magically appearing before him and giving him medicine? How could Sakura 'suddenly' wake up?

"Surprised? I myself don't even know how. I just... Woke up!" Sakura said triumphantly. Kakashi stared in horror/fascination/happiness/shock at her. His jaw dropped, literally. His eyebrow knotted in confusion.

"Oh come here you little... Little?" Sakura hobbled over with her clutches and let it go, falling into Kakashi's grasp. She hugged him so tightly, like she had never done before. "I missed you so bad..." She muttered in his ear, and then after that she grabbed his cheeks in such a smooth and sleek motion that even surprised and without warning she pulled it sideways. She was gigglign the whole time and Kakashi was emitting groans.

"Haha! You're still as cute as ever you cute, humongous puppy face!" And she played with his cheeks, unaware that Tsunade was watching them the whole time, her eyes scanning over Sakura. It had worked perfectly, an old medic nin and prepared a certain way of breaking away the blood clot through a series of handmovements at the neck, using chakra to force the blood to break down its own clot by rushing through it continuously, forcing the blood clot to split and break into tiny pieces as the chakra would flow into the veins, breaking it down into the simplest of the simplest form.

"Sakura, you shouldn't be walking around the hospital pinching people's faces." Sakura froze and stopped what she was doing, she turned around slowly and to her embarassment was the whole crew of nurses, other jounins and finally, Tsunade-san.

"Eh err... Tsunade-sama! I err... like pinching people's faces?" And a laugh broke out through the hospital, Sakura's gigle rang through the room too. It was funny seeing Sakura pinching his face, leaving bright red marks over his slightly tan but still white face. Kakashi was rubbing it throughout the day, scowling at how Sakura was 'bullying' him a lot, especially since she shouldn't move so much. But it seemed his headache got better too, infact it hardly came on, except when Sakura was walking on her clutches. Finally, she lay upon his chest to rest, her face was 'spot lighted' by the sun as it soon turned to dusk.

"Kakashi, did you miss me while I was away?" though awkward, she just felt so random and asked. It wouldn't hurt just to know, although she already knew the answer. He bit her earlobe lightly and nuzzled in her neck, uttering 'yes'es. She scratched her ear a little, because it was itching from his biting. It was red and Kakashi took it with his hand and rubbed it a little before he swiftly turned her body around and locked his lips with hers, his undying love for her reached out in the deep kiss. Soon both of them broke it to breath.

"I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you" was all he could mutter in her ear, letting Sakura to grin to herself. Either he was lucky to get her, or she herself was lucky. Or better still, both were.

Whatever it was, Tsunade tapped her table lightly, drinking sake. It was a miracle, lucky, or whatever it was called. It was pure luck she had found that old document, in which with all caculations, was a hundred percent succesful plan. She thanked God silently that she had not asked Shizune to throw away the documents last month, or she would really be in deep trouble if she had. As she drank the last contents of the sake and threw it across the room, leaving it to be broken and unattended until Shizune cleaned it up for her, as it had always been. She leaned her head back on her chair, leaving the world to be while she drifted in her own dreamland, unaware of the morning surprise...

"BOOM" the huge explosion emitted throughout the whole village at six o'clock in the morning. Tsunade quickly got up and looked out of her window, surprised to see fireworks. What in the heaven's name was someone trying to blow fireworks this early in the morning! As she hustled out of the building, she noticed a huge crowd already assembled there, mostly those with happy faces. Wait, happy faces? She decided to check further. It was then that she heard the all too familiar voice.

"Sakura's awake! Sakura's awake!" And Naruto blew up another firework, sending it off into the sky. The crowd cheered along with him, some even brought premium champange bottles to pop. Tsunade purposely coughed a little and raised her hand.

"Yes what do you want to ask, you beautiful lady who HAPPENS TO BE THE HOKAGE!" Naruto shrieked at the last five words. He realised it was Tsunade-san and was trying his best to grin as widely as possible with hopes he wouldn't throw him into the rocky walls or tumble him down three thousand feet below sea level or something. Tsunade merely crossed her arms, aware that the whole of Konoha was suddenly silent except for the constant crowing of the birds that kept singing in ugly screechy voices, "Baka! Baka!" as they always did.

"Well, you would expect me to tumble you down three thousand feet but not today. Sakura deserved it BUT DO NOT BLAST FIREWORKS SIX O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!" Her voice thundered, Naruto squeaked but maintained his all too cheerful personality, and the crowd proceeded to cheer on. Tsunade sighed a little, wondering when Naruto would stop his hyped up character. But at the same time she wouldn't want to wish it, his enthusiasm had brought them to what they were today. He was the 'starriest star' or so he called himself, which almost made Tsunade puke out the sake she was drinking once. Well, that was Konoha's number one noisy ninja who was still a Genin when everyone was already Jounins. But a pretty strong Genin at that part she told herself. She headed back to the hospital to check up on the patients because she was so bored and couldn't sleep. As she walked past Kakashi's room, she noticed Sakura and Kakashi peering out of the window, obviously corresponding in awe at the fireworks.

"Naruto's always like that! Making small things into such huge events! I can't imagine huge events turning into... brr..." Sakura fakefully plastered a shiver which made Kakashi chuckle.

"But that's Naruto, and you should be glad you have him around. But he would probably mind his own business soon, especially not since what I had done that last time..." and Kakashi proceeded to grin evilly and Sakura giggled what seemed like forever. She couldn't shake off the thought of what Kakashi had done the last time to him.

Flashback

"Kakashi-sensei! Could we please please stop by this hot spring!" Naruto pleaded Kakashi, who nodded sadly. His money was running dry what with Naruto depleting it with his humongous appetite and the hot springs? Sakura sighed loudly, shuffling her hair a little.

"Naruto, think about it. I have no money left and yet you are probably trying to rob dry of my clothes with the hot springs. We're going to a cheap one, and don't complain." Kakashi then zoomed off to the digusting looking one next to the beautiful hotsprings. As they entered the disgusting looking hotsprings, Sakura was 'ewwing' away and Kakashi scanned around, noticing that the walls were cracked and many holes were formed and he also noticed by the men's hotsprings that many of the guys were peeking into the next door girl's hotsprings. Naruto immediately striped and wrapped a towel around his body and jumped right into the hot springs and then resurfaced with a satisfied look. Kakashi looked at him gloomily, half expecting some weird mailman to run to him and say he won the lottery or something. He had to make Naruto pay back somehow, and fast! Sakura was lucky and as she entered the girl's hot springs, there were not many and she had a whole lot of space to herself. She lay her head against the rock, breathing in the heavy scent of jasmine.

"Kakashi-sensei! Let me eat sushi later!" Naruto was whining.

"No, you depleted my monthly allowance and I have to survive on noodles until my next pay comes. No, no, no!"

"But I love sushi! You're depriving me!"

"Believe me I ate worse when I was your age. So don't complain. And nothing is going to get me to let you eat sushi"

"Nothing?"

"Yeah. Nothing"

Naruto grinned, he had something up his sleeve.

"Nothing? Not even if I peek at the girls next door?"

"You can go ahead and peek. I don't really care, your loss."

"I won't peek at the other girls... I peek at Sakura!"

"No you wouldn't dare!"

"Trust me! I'm a professional! Jiraiya taught me al- ARGH!" Naruto was grabbing his head hard, appearing to be in some sort of pain. Sakura was standing right behind him, fist clenched and towels wrapped around her body.

"Naruto, you simply talk too loud..." And with that Sakura stomped her way out, not without plunging Naruto into the ground finally. Kakashi was chuckling at how stupid Naruto was, always talking too loud.

"Ok, so that wasn't very professional. But I bet I could still peek on her!" BONG! Sakura hit him continuously, rage building inside her and she hit Naruto. By the time she was done, his whole body except his head was buried in the earth. Sakura flicked her hands and then trudged off, not caring about anything else.

"Ho, so would you still complain about sushi?" Kakashi teased.

"Oh shuddup..."

End of flashback

"Oh, that was funny..." Kakashi was laughing so hard, he almost fell off his bed.

"Did Jiraiya really teach him those stuff?"

"I'm not sure, but you could ask him!" And with that Kakashi opened the curtains to the next bed and Jiraiya lay there, half groaning. He was covered in bandages and Sakura could only look at him with awe.

"Hey don't look at me like that!" Jiraiya plastered an innocent look.

"You peeked on girls again? You're amazing." Jiraiya looked at Sakura, grinning.

"Oi, White dog! You're girlfriend?" Kakashi stared at him with poison eyes, as if he could strike any moment. Jiraiya shook his hands in the air.

"No no just teasing! I mean if she's uh available you know I could take her - OW!" Kakashi had threw the vase at his head. Jiraiya was moaning in pain and was brushing off the vase.

"Dude I was joking! Dammit!" His face scrunching horribly and Sakura took pity on him. She pushed Kakashi's head a little and gave him a you-could-have-been-easy-on-him look. Kakashi merely shrugged and hugged her.

"Nobody takes my cherry blossom..."

"Ah ha! So both of you were really together! I was not joking! I was actually predicting the fut- ARGH!" Another vase flew at his head and this time Jiraiya passed out. But Kakashi didn't throw it, it was Gai. Kakashi nodded at Gai, as if saying thanks.

"He's such a bother right? A Sannin and he's still acting like that even after all these years. I can see you're well and alive again?" And then, Gai flashed his 'shiny thumbs-up' at Kakashi, who merely rolled his eyes.

"Kakashi! You gave me that youthful look again! Why are you always so cool! Or perhaps, is it the POWER OF YOUTH!" Kakashi ignored him.

"You're ignoring me! Is that another sign of the power of youth! You must teach me the powe-" Gai was cut halfway because he was trying to un-knot the bed sheet tied around his mouth.

"Hahahee ooh know eye well gack you hor thish!" Sakura scratched her head, trying to decipher what Gai was saying. She shrugged and shook her head, clearly telling him 'nobody understands what you're saying'. Gai hung his head as if in defeat and then he walked out of the room, at the same time trying to deknot the bedsheet.

"He can go on on the power of youth all day, you have no idea how much wrinkles it's putting on my face. Talk about the 'power of youth'." Kakashi then slumped onto his bed and closed his eyes, still hugging Sakura tightly. Sakura was staring out of the window at the rising sun, memories of many flooded into her mind. A tear dropped and she quickly wiped it away, thinking Kakashi didn't see it. But he was peeking at her with one eye the whole time and he pulled her to him, both of them lying side by side on the bed. He trailed little circles on her shoulder and planted kisses on her neck, uttering words of consolement. She relaxed under his hold, and Kakashi took her hand, holding it tightly.

"Relax, and just sleep..." Kakashi whispered in her ear and Sakura turned around to face him with sad eyes. He used his hand and brushed her cheek lightly and then he leaned forward to kiss her once again. Sakura felt like her troubles were all gone, a moment where she felt truly happy. She broke the kiss, gasping for air and hugged Kakashi again, hugging him tightly before she fell asleep in his arms.

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