Nana: This one is…sort of funny, at least in my weird little brain. I'm not so good with the funny, sorry Iria, I tried! I thought that back when Kana was still in the picture, she might have tried to get on Akito's good side…here's how it could have backfired, in the form of an Akito Rant!
Title: She Smiles and Bakes Cookies
Prompt: 059. Food
Rating: PG-13
Hatori. That woman you keep bringing around here. She's banned. Okay? BANNED. You want to know what she did? I mean you can't imagine her doing anything wrong, can you? Because she's cute, she smiles, bakes cookies. You know what Hari? She baked me cookies. ME. Do you have any idea how offensive that is? She thought I would stoop to eat her filth. The rest is your fault, why didn't you tell her I couldn't eat cookies? You just lectured me last week, no chocolate. It aggravates too many conditions.
I wanted one. They looked good. Fuck you both.