Chapter Three: Beware of Ghosts

A Eugene Story

It's a hot summer day. Three men (Triple H, Chris Jericho, and Shawn Michaels) along with two ladies (Stephanie McMahon and Melina Perez) are lying on the beach of the Caribbean relaxed in their lawn chairs.

By each of them are Corona Lights tucked inside of the drink pockets of their chairs. Suddenly, a mysterious shadow creeps up the hill of sand sneaking up on them. Nobody realizes it.

Is it a killer?

A peeping tom-like stranger?

A passing soul?

But then as the figures sat up to alert, Melina shrieked in absolute horror.

It was pale. It was geeky. It was scrawny.

It was… Eugene.