Chapter Four: I See The Light!
A Hornswoggle story
Kennedy set a big, brown crate onto the table. A voice is heard inside grabbing away. Curious, he opened it up and a blonde Irish midget pops out. Across from Kennedy, Dave Finlay stands there just watching.
"I see the light! Who out there wants to be healed?" the midget named Hornswoggle asks out loud searching the open area for a volunteer. He looks at Kennedy "You young man! Bring me that hideous face of yours!
He lays his small hands upon The Green Bay native's face and chants a few words. Then he says exclaiming "Let the evil acne be gone! (Hornswoggle smacks the other blonde in the forehead as hard as he can) BAM!"
"Oww!" Kennedy says holding his head. Then out of no where, a lightning bolt strikes him.
Hornswoggle throws his hands up in the air for joy. "Praise Oxy!"