Summary: Due to the actions of favoritism by a certain spiky silver haired jounin Naruto sheds his mask of the loudmouth orange wearing blond we all come to know and love. What if he wasn't just the prince of Uzugakure no sato and Uzu no kuni, or the heir of the three founding clans that made Konoha what it was and son of the fourth hokage he is also the leader of Hellsing. Look out Konoha you've opened the proverbial Pandora's box and it's contents are waiting to come out.
God like Naruto. Cold, Dark, Calculative/Intelligent Naruto/Sharingan/Rinnegan Naruto/Multi bloodline wielding (gaining) Naruto/Bending Naruto. Sadistic, bloodthirsty and vampire/Kitsune hybrid
Elements from Bleach/Devil May cry/Naruto/Avatar the last air bender(Korra)/Hellsing Large Harem.
I do not own Naruto or Hellsing or the weapons or techniques portrayed in any anime above except for O.C. Techniques and Jutsu
Author note: I've had this running in my head along with a what if Naruto and Hinata joined Akatsuki story during the chunin exams so you can expect that but these will be an interesting story in my eyes don't know why.
Bashing: Kakashi/Jiraiya/Sasuke/Sakura/Civilian Council
Good Danzo, Good Elders
00 Council Chamber 00
Like Naruto thought the council was going to be on his case the next day as he had dark circles around his eyes wearing the same thing as yesterday except he had a white version of his jacket with the hood up and his eyes glowing in irritation as he held a squirming Anbu by the throat while behind him his Draculina queens stood behind them just as irritated while on his back was a large metallic case that was slightly taller than him
"What?" Naruto asked in irritation as he was woken up at the ungodly hour of three in the morning after celebrating with the other genin in the chunin exams and while it isn't impossible for him to get drunk it was a stress relief from the alcohol
They could hear the irritation in his voice as a fat Civilian said "We ordered you here De-" He said before he got hit with the Anbu Naruto was dragging around like a ragdoll as the two tumbled to the ground
"The hokage's law is still in effect the next person who says what he attempted to will not get off as lucky. Am I understood?" Naruto demanded as they all nodded fearfully save for the hokage, shinobi council and elder council
"Good now who the fuck decided to have a council meeting at the ungodly hour of three in the fucking morning and it better be a good reason otherwise this chamber will be permanently died red" Naruto said looking at the council without even blinking
Shikaku stood and said "The civilian council believes you were lying about your heritage and demands you give all your weapons to the Uchiha"
He raised an eyebrow and said "First and foremost why the hell should I give my ignorant cousin shit besides a cold case of reality as I beat his ass senseless. Secondly my heritage is as real as that comb over the council man is sporting over there"
They looked over and saw that the man did indeed have a comb over who indignantly shouted "Now see here De-"
He started until Naruto was in front of him with a dark glare that made the room grow cold as the visage of the Kyuubi appeared behind him
He said sweetly "I know a certain word wasn't about to leave your lips was it? You're smarter than that"
The man nodded and sat back down when Naruto vanished and reappeared where he stood before
"Now I'll repeat myself why the hell should I give my ignorant cousin shit?" He repeated as Rip took to rubbing his head as usual getting a content sigh
"BECAUSE HE NEEDS THEM TO GET REVENGE ON HIS BROTHER!" A pink haired howler monkey shouted getting a growl from Naruto
"And hand over your women dobe they will bear fine children for me to rebuild my clan as well as your clan as I am far more deserving of the Hellsing name seeing as you would ruin such a respectable clan if it's under your command" Sasuke said with Sakura and Kakashi following closely behind before naruto's foot was planted firmly on his throat just as the two of them impacted the stone stands with naruto's scelra turning black with his sharingan active
"I could have sworn I made myself clear Uchiha fledgling never demand anything from me again. For you who has yet to awaken they're third tomoe or even transcend to the second step does not deserve anything from me. And if you ever attempt to control the women I love I will make sure you die before you achieve your life's ambition as your blood will spray like a fine mist. GOT ME!" Naruto said as he back handed Kakashi who came from behind and removed his foot
"HOKAGE-SAMA AREN'T YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS! HE JUST ASSAULTED SASUKE-SAMA!" the mini howler monkey exclaimed only getting a lazy eye from the tired kage
"He questioned a clan head's right to lead as such he opened the grounds for competition of control until kakashi interfered" He said watching kakashi stalk towards Naruto
"Naruto that was assault!" The one eyed jounin said getting a huff
"He challenged a clan heads right to lead. And by such challenge he lost the moment you interfered and by the way Hatake I'm no longer one of your little genin correct Hokage-sama?" Naruto asked as they turned to head of the Sarutobi clan
He nodded looking down on kakashi "He is correct Kakashi. After reviewing all of your negligence as a sensei and lack of competency as a jounin you will be demoted to chunin and act as guard for the gate while Sasuke and Sakura shall have their licenses suspended as shinobi and given mental evaluations until they are deemed stable to continue" he verified getting horrified looks from the civilian council and the three remains of team 7
Resigning to their fate Kakashi asked "And What about Naru-"he started before Naruto growled
"What about Uzumaki-san? You didn't talk about him" Kakashi reiterated when he saw the kage and shinobi council smirk
"Naruto-kun due to his skill shown in the chunin exams has by the recommendation of the shinobi of Konoha has been given the rank of Tokubetsu jounin. Congratulation's Naruto-kun you've earned it" He said pulling out a modified jounin flak jacket that was black with the Hellsing insignia on the back which he adjusted his clothing as it was now on top of his jacket
"Hokage-sama such a position is too much for him to handle! He was a genin for not even a year he's still inexperienced!" He said getting a glare
"You're questioning my decisions Hatake? I would watch who you're speaking to. Now take Sakura and Sasuke to the Yamanaka Compound and wait for Inoichi today at three for their mental evaluations" He ordered getting a subdued nod as he and his two genin left before shooting Naruto a glare while he gave them the finger
When they left the hokage said "Naruto for your first mission as a tokubetsu jounin you are to go and retrieve Tsunade Senju so she can take the mantle of Hokage"
Raising an eyebrow not that anyone could see he said "Decided to retire than old man? You could use the vacation"
The shinobi council laughed alongside the elder council while the aged leader's eyebrow twitched "Smart ass. Jiraiya's informant has told me that Tsunade has been found in Tanzaku Gai. You and your fiancées should they wish to go must leave by seven in the morning"
They could hear the trepidation in his voice as Integra said "Why do I get the feeling there's a but in there you're not mentioning"
The group on the ground was staring at him as he relented "You are to take Jiraiya with you"
"LIKE HELL I'M TAKING THAT PATHETIC PERVERT WITH ME!" Naruto erupted getting a questioning glance from the shinobi council
"Why don't you want Jiraiya-sama to accompany you?" Tsume asked the young heir
"The man is utterly useless. I know his background he's lazy, a man with no boundaries or respect for women, and a pathetic porn writer because he can't get it up and gets side tracked by the slightest bit of cleavage" he explained
"BOY you must have assistance for this you don't know what she-"A civilian started as Naruto said
"Tall, Blond, hazel eyes, purple diamond mark on her forehead, large bust and able to get any mans attention who walks her way, accompanied by a young woman wearing a battle kimono who looks like she was in her early twenties and a pig with beads around its neck" He listed as he lazily looked over to the civilian
"…I get that right?" Naruto asked seeing they're dumbstruck expressions making him smirk
"How did you?" Shikaku asked seeing Naruto's smirk
"I think a godson and should know what his godmother looks like you know?" He asked rhetorically before he grew serious
"I'm being serious here though if I find Jiraiya following me or does anything to interfere with my mission you will be losing a second Sannin" Naruto said before waving off the council
00 front gate four hours later 00
Walking forward Naruto paused when he felt someone creep behind him when he grabbed the person's wrist and flipped him over his shoulder to see Jiraiya on his back
"I made it clear that I don't want you on my mission" Naruto said as he glared at the white haired man who groaned
"Aw don't be like that kid I want to take you as an apprentice. I saw your fights during the chunin exams and can see you have quite the bit of skill. I can even teach you my last student's techniques" He offered getting a groan
"If you're talking about my father and his Rasengan already know it. So I'm going to make it painfully clear" Naruto said grabbing the sage's outstretched hand crushing it bringing him to his knees
"I don't want anything to do with you. You are no godfather to me, nor will you ever be you prophecy obsessed toad fucker. I know you lied to Tsunade about me dying so I would be alone in hopes of making me some blind sap who forgives anything that happens to me"
"You also decided against me being raised in my father's compound so I would stay weak when you would attempt to seal away my bloodlines as well as intelligence and skill. So know that the moment you cross me I will kill you. Understand?" He said getting no response making Naruto squeeze tighter
"UNDERSTAND!?" He demanded getting a nod as Naruto threw him into a tree as Naruto speed through the trees as the white haired sage glared
'You will be brought under control boy!' he thought before vanishing
00 Kami's Realm 00
"Alright way to go Sochi-kun 'ttebane "A red headed woman said watching Naruto's entire life up to this point alongside a blond woman and they're families
"I still can't believe my own student and sensei would do this to my own son. I can't believe my own village would do this to my little boy" The blond woman reiterated watching him hop through the trees getting a pat on the back from the red head
"Oh it isn't so bad Minako-chan our son turned out fine…He turned out real fine" The red head said with a purr as the blond blushed
"I think Minako agrees Kushina" a woman said sitting on a step in front of a pond these were Kami, Yami, and the Shinigami the three goddesses and most powerful of the gods and goddesses
Before them were Kushina Uzumaki Uchiha and Minako Namikaze Senju Hellsing formerly Minato Namikaze Senju Hellsing
"Can you explain why I had to be a woman again?" the former kage asked wearing what she wore when she died sitting cross legged as her shirt strained against her D-cup bust much like her wife's
"As I explained Naruto's had a hard life and to make amends for it we would send the two of you back to be with him. But because you used the shiki fuin your soul was fractured with the other half being stuck in my sister" Kami started as she sighed
"And because the role of reincarnation and of birth one has to follow the cycle of birth boy, girl and boy again" She uttered with a depressed aura over her head
Getting a nod Kami continued "That's right and because neither of you were there for Naruto-kun because of your other student's actions he will not be able to have the bond a child normally would with his parents so you two would have to there for him in another way"
"Besides everyone knows Kushina wore the pants in your relationship" Kami's younger sister Yami said getting a snort from Shinigami while Yami made a whipping sound
"No shit sister. Kushina laid down the law since they were young even in the sac" She said smirking seeing the blond blush while covering her face knowing it was true while her wife was smirking at her
"So when exactly can we expect to reunite with our son?" She asked watching him land in a forest clearing after four hours of tree hopping
"It seems Orochimaru's health is failing him due to transferring his soul so many times to the point his body can't keep him functioning. He's already made a visit to Tsunade for assistance and has two weeks to give her response"
"When he confronts Naruto he will most likely attempt the Edo Tensei. When that happens then is when you will have your chance" Shinigami finished as they all saw him catch some fish in the stream as the two women had hopeful expressions on their faces thinking of the day they reunite with their son
00 forest clearing 00
"Alright got enough rations in case getting her to return takes a little long" Naruto said aloud when the smell of burning wood making him get up after packing up his supplies and followed the smell
When he got there his blood boiled as there was a bandit camp with a large cage filled with naked women and judging from the smell in the air besides the burning wood, they're either shit faced or pretty damn close
Landing from his tree Naruto strolled into the bandits camp as one of the men said "Who the hell are you kid?"
It confirmed his suspicions about them being drunk as the man's breath hit his nose making it burn but reigned it in acting innocent "Yes you see I was separated from my caravan and I saw your fire and was wondering if either of you could give me directions to the nearest town"
The people who heard him grinned saying "Then they won't miss ya kid but just to show we aren't completely heartless what's your name so we can write it on your tombstone?"
A large grin spread on aruto's face as he said "Well I'm known as a lot of things but to save you all the trouble I am Naruto Uzumaki Uchiha Namikaze Senju Hellsing"
The two tallest women in the cage perked up at the name and looked closely as the blond said "But for you…"
He was covered in steam as they're view of him faded when it lifted in his place now stood a black and red furred fox with nine tails with black sclera as his glowing royal purple eyes shown standing at 5'9
"But for you I am your executioner" The large nine tailed fox said as he shredded the thug with his claws before advancing on the other group with his tails which they learned could be as sharp as steel cutting they're weapons
"I'll give you five seconds to run before I drink your blood" He threatened seeing none of them move before he sighed and killed them all and drinking they're blood adding their lives to his before he got disgusted
Morganna was right the blood of the pure, kind, rare blood types, virgins or your mates tasted like a fine wine that you get addicted to. The corrupt…it was comparable to the watered down liquor bars sell to make a quick buck
Changing back he walked towards the gate before cutting the lock letting them all out he said seeing them all step back seeing what he did to the thugs
He said softly "its okay I'm not going to hurt any of you. Everyone step out and gather whatever clothing they've stolen or taken from you all as well as your belongings"
They nodded as they scoured the campsite when they were finally all dressed with what little they had
He nodded saying "Alright Now hands up for those who were from families that were killed by the thugs?"
A small group raised their hands getting a nod as he asked "Now how many were traveling when they were taken?"
The other portion of the group raised their hands getting a nod "Alright I have an proposition for you all. I'm a shinobi for Konoha and am personally close with the hokage and elders. If any of you wish to start a life there I can make it happen if you wish or I can have a clone escort you back to your homes"
They collaborated for a moment as he heard a hushed conversation between the former captives when they nodded as a short brunette walked forward saying "We would rather serve you Naruto-Sama"
He raised an eyebrow before he nodded thinking even though it was just him and his girls the Hellsing mansion was large enough to fit the entirety of half the clans in Konoha and would be half full thanks to the Fuinjutsu to increase the spaces
He created a large group of shadow clones to carry them all "I want you all to get these ladies to the Hokage and tell him of the situation. Once he gives the okay get them to the Hellsing mansion"
They nodded and vanished with the women except for two women who now that he got a better look at them he could feel a familiar presence in them
He asked "Why didn't the both of you go with the others? Is your village nearby or something?"
The blond who now wore a black dress with the sides slit giving her legs room as the top pressed against her bust said "What did you say your name was young man?"
Raising an eyebrow he said "Naruto…Naruto Uzumaki Uchiha Namikaze Senju Hellsing…and you two are?"
The black haired woman who's hair came over her eyes who was now wearing clothing you'd see on a nun and both wore a gold cross around their necks walked forward and said "What are you doing out this far?"
He said "I've been sent out to get my godmother and incidentally enough my fiancée as well who was lied to about my death at birth. The hokage wants her to become the Godaime Hokage"
The blond asked "Why was she lied to in the first place and have you heard of a morganna, schrodinger, Seras, Zorin, Rip van Winkle and Integra?"
Feeling defensive he said "Yeah my godmother was lied to because my alleged godfather was told of a prophecy concerning the fate of the elemental nations. He wanted me to be a pariah as I was hated by the entirety of the village in hopes of me being controlled and conditioned to they're will"
Sighing he continued "As to my connection to them why would you want to know?"
They saw him get defensive as the tall blond said "Don't worry Naruto-kun we have no intent to harm them. We're old associates of theirs. Mine name is Heinkel Wolfe I'm a regenerator and a vampire thanks to Seras saving me when she did"
"And I'm Yumiko Takagi brat and don't you fucking forget it. Like Heinkel here I was saved by the bitch with the black hair" She said rather crassly making aruto's eyebrow raise as he looked over at the blond who was pinching the ridge of her nose
"Yeah Yumiko is a bit out there. She had a split personality disorder but due to some events that had happened in the past she became the sole personality" She explained getting a nod as he scratches the back of his head
"Good to know. Although you have yet to explain why either of you didn't want to go back with the others" He said leaning against a tree when he heard their stomachs growl making him smirk at they're blush
He told them to follow them as he stopped at the fire pulling out the stored fish and asked "Are you still capable of eating actual food or is blood the only thing you can ingest?"
"We can ingest both though we have a stronger preference for blood if anything why? Are you offering cutie?" Heinkel asked with a raised eyebrow before she and Yumiko blushed when he took of his hooded jacket hanging it on the large case
"It depends really because before I found you two I came across a small stream so I caught some fish. But if you want blood" He started before pulling his sleeve up and held it out towards the two
"You're free to help yourselves. I make more than you can drink which the girls are quite pleased about" He said chuckling as he finished skewering the fish with some sticks after de-scaling them when he felt two sets of fangs pierce his skin when two tongues began to traverse his skin ignoring they're moans as he has become accustomed to his girls doing the same when they're dinned on his blood
While they drank his blood he enjoyed the fish he had caught till he noticed that the sun was already going down and said once they let go of his arm "It's getting rather late if we hurry we can grab a inn to sleep in till sunrise"
They nodded as he asked them if they knew how to traverse through the trees when they shook their heads me formed a shadow clone to grab Yumiko who was quite vocal about being touched randomly
"You two might want to hold on because Tanzaku Gai is still a day away if we walk" He warned when they were about to ask why they shot through the air getting startled screams making him laugh all the way there
00 Tanzaku Gai 00
"Tsunade-sama are you really going to help him? He's-"A short brunette asked before getting cut off
"I don't want to hear it Shizune. What I do with that snake is none of your concern got it" The now identified Senju said giving her companion a glare which she promptly returned as she got up to leave
"…Fine but if I were you I would think about when you meet everyone when your life ends Tsunade-sama especially Naruto-kun…Will they be happy to see a woman who left the village and is willing the help a man who wants your homes destruction" The sages assistant said walking towards they're hotel room for the time being with they're pig leaving the blond to nurse her Sake cup
'Is she right Naruto-kun would you be happy with me doing this? I've lost so much and you were my only light in that village until I was told you passed with Minato and Kushina' she thought before drinking a few more glasses and left after paying her bill and joined Shizune at their hotel room
00 Naruto's hotel room 00
"You're an asshole you know that Naruto? You really are like your mom" Heinkel said getting aruto's attention as he turned to them as the two girls shared a bed while Naruto had his own wearing just his jeans
"You knew my parents?" He asked getting a nod from the two of them when Yumiko tossed him a scroll as he read it she said
"Yup your folks were pretty awesome your mom especially. Most kick ass bitch you could have the pleasure or displeasure you could meet" Yumiko said as Naruto continued to read the scroll
"Your dad was no slouch either kid. Fastest man alive and even more level headed than Kushina except when someone threatened something important to him. In fact nobody could stand up to him other than Kushina as she would kick his ass till he did what she said" Yumiko continued getting a nod from Heinkel who just came out the shower and much like her she was just wearing her underwear
"We always thought Minato and Kushina were the opposite gender they portrayed because when something happened Kushina was the one to deal with it" She said getting a laugh from the others
"Yeah jiji told me about how dad always did what she said since she had him wrapped around her little finger. I wish I could have met them at least just once in my life" He said lying down
"What would ya do Naruto-kun?" the blond asked as the two watched him think for a moment
"I'd give my mom the biggest hug I could…as for my dad I'd slug him for sealing Kurama in me and be foolish enough to think the people he had so much faith in would follow his last request without question" He said with a raised fist getting a chuckle from them
"He is definitely Kushina's boy huh Yumiko?" Heinkel said getting a nod from the curly ebony haired woman
"Definitely fiancée material" She supported as the two saw him start to fall asleep when his eyes flew open
"Fiancée?!" he said surprised getting a nod from the two as they went on to talk about they're connection to the Hellsing organization and they're interest in him as a person as he develops getting a groan
"I wonder what was with my folks when they made the contracts" he said with his hand covering his eyes getting a laugh from the two of them
"Just don't think you can get us in the sack after a first date….Unless you're extremely lucky" Yumiko said with a grin at the end getting they're blond companion to roll her eyes
"And Yumiko's mouth goes south" She said getting a snort from the curly girl not noticing aruto's silence
"And you're telling me that since we met him you haven't been checking him out? I saw you rub his chest slightly the boy is flawless" She said pointing towards Naruto who was unconscious as his chest rose and fell rhythmically
"Huh out like a light already…Guess that transformation takes a bit out of him" Heinkel said with amusement as the two girls turned in for bed as well
"See you in the morning Heinkel" Yumiko said getting the same from the blond as she turned out the light
00 the next morning 00
"Either of you have any clean clothes?" He asked as they walked through the streets getting a shake of the head
"Well before we continue we better get you some because those you're wearing won't bring much defense in combat…especially if my hunch is correct and with my luck it always is" He said drooping his head down getting appraising eyes from the two as they looked themselves over
"How is that so?" Yumiko asked tilting her head
"With shinobi those clothes won't hold together if you're fighting. While those are fine for anything else in battle those won't help much" he said directing them to a shinobi clothing store
They didn't spend much time in there as when they had come out they had changed their style of attire
Yumiko wore a black combat kimono and obi with a fishnet underclothing and anbu styled pants underneath with her katana on her side
Heinkel wore a black version of the attire jounin wear in Konoha and her holster on her hip
"So Naruto where do you think we should check out first? I mean Tanzaku is pretty large" Heinkel said walking next to Naruto with Yumiko on his other side
"Tsunade-chan is known for going to gambling parlors and bars…It would be easier to check the bars and casinos" He said remembering the stories the aged kage told him about her and her vices
"You just want to gamble don't you?" Yumiko asked with a grin which Naruto promptly returned as they walked into the first casino when he stepped on a gambling token which he grabbed
Looking at it he said "Eh…it wouldn't hurt to see how far this kitsune's luck can get him" he said before he walked towards a poker table
00 two and a half hours and three casino's later 00
"I can't believe it…not even a devil's luck is that great" Yumiko said with Heinkel just staring at him as he juggled a dozen scrolls whistling a jaunty tune
"28 trillion yen…with one token he won within two and a half hours twenty-eight trillion yen…What the hell" Heinkel said getting a chuckle from Naruto as he heard the casino's he cleaned out scream in despair
"Let's stop at a bar and get something to eat I'm starved" he said walking into the closest one when Yumiko said
"What's next we're going to run into this Tsunade chick?" She said sarcastically until she got tired of Heinkel jabbing her in the ribs
"What?!" She hissed until her jaw was grabbed and turned to see a busty blond with a brunette and a pig
"Oh you have got to be shitting me" She muttered as they followed Naruto while ignoring Heinkel's chuckle
Once they reached the table Naruto asked "Do you mind if we joined you?"
Not even looking from her sake cup she said "It's a free country"
"Thanks ma'am. But I must ask what are two lovely ladies doing out here sightseeing or personal business Tsunade Senju and Shizune Kato" He asked as his hood was still up covering his face leaving his eyes visible watching the two tense
The blond glared at him saying "Who the hell are you kid ain't it a bit past your bedtime?"
Ordering themselves some drinks he said flashing his headband "My dear I am by no means a child especially since I'm sixteen. What I'm here for is a two part request on the hokage and my part"
"I told the old man that I'm not returning to the village" She said bitterly until a scroll was rolled in front of her
"What's this?" She asked was Naruto nursed his drink
"That is by order of Sarutobi Hiruzen that should Tsunade Senju not return to the village by will than she will be considered a nuke-nin and hunted down by hunter ninja" he said getting a wide eyed look from the two women in front of him
"He can't do that!" She said abruptly getting a raised eyebrow
"Oh and how can't he? You've been outside the village for some time now…nearly twenty years at the least. It's only because of your Sannin travel rights that he hasn't order such till now. Besides he has information on your Naruto-kun" He said with a grin until he was launched outside the bar
"This is going to be interesting" Yumiko said with a grin running outside to follow the fight with Shizune and Heinkel following close by
00 outside the bar 00
"Ugh I gotta admit Tsunade-chan that was a hell of a blow. If I was any normal human that would have blown my head off my shoulders…Or you've slacked in training" Naruto said popping his neck as he dislodged himself from the wall
"Who the hell do you think you are talking about my dead fiancée!" She said in a rage standing across from him watching him seal away his weapons
"Oh just someone who knows him quite well is all. But if you want answers you gotta get serious" He said getting into a stance when he removed his gloves as she popped her knuckles
"Heh against a kid like you I won't need to get serious. But tell me gaki what is your name so I can write home to your folks saying sorry I killed they're brat since one fingers is all it's going to take" She said cockily getting a smirk in response when he closed the distance between them and kicked her in the stomach launching her back
"And we must work on your arrogance. One as beautiful as yourself only mares your beauty with such actions" he said when she got back up with a grunt
"Not bad that actually hurt" she said calmly while on the inside she was freaking out
'How the hell can anyone hit that hard. Is that how the pervert feels to be on the receiving end of one of my punches if so I owe Jiraiya an apology' she thought while blocking a punch with one hand feeling her bones creak
Pushing him back he said "I win"
Everyone watching the fight go wide eyed as they saw some random kid beat a Sannin
"What how did you win?! You only knocked me down once!" She exclaimed until he disappeared in a puff of smoke that in his place was a replica of her who said
"Heh against a kid like you I won't need to get serious. But tell me gaki what is your name so I can write to home to your folks saying sorry I killed they're brat since one finger is all It's going to take" the double said letting everything sink in
"You used your whole hand to block my punch meaning you broke the rules of the fight. As such I win by disqualification" He said with a grin that reminded her of a sadistic Kushina
"What is your name kid?" She asked seeing his arms fold across his chest
"Well to the populace of Konoha by a margin I'm called the demon brat but I prefer monster far more human in my book. But I'm called Naruto Uzumaki Uchiha Namikaze Senju Hellsing. Your cousin and fiancée" he said pulling his hood from over his head revealing his red and black hair
Her eyes went wide as she saw his face and said "I was told you died!"
His eyes narrowed saying "Yeah a lot of people have been told that especially by a spiky white haired sage. Come on lets head to the hotel I'll explain everything then"
They headed back to everyone else as he paid the owner of the bar they partially destroyed while they walked towards the hotel
00 Hotel room 00
The Hotel they were staying at was filled with Killer intent as Naruto filled his fiancée in on the last sixteen years of his life as Tsunade, Yumiko and Heinkel were shaking in anger while Shizune was speechless
"THAT BASTARD! When I see him I'm going to shove my foot so far up his ass I'll be wearing him as a oversized leg warmer" She said enraged she mourned naruto's death for years imagining what her life would have been like with Naruto involved and he got off on seeing her wail…oh yes he was going to pay
"The old man tried to find you but you're harder to find than some would think. And for those who did find you they came back with some pretty nasty injuries" he said chuckling as the hokage showed him some shinobi who were sent after her…she even went as far as to give some of them a sex change
She said sitting next to him with her arms around him "And Orochimaru knew oh I'm going to kill him too"
"I take it he offered something for you in exchange for his assistance?" Yumiko asked getting a nod from the two women
"He offered Tsunade-sama a chance to reunite with her little brother Nawaki and Naruto-kun while bringing back my uncle Dan" Shizune said holding tonton who was being eyed by Yumiko who was licking her lips making the pig squirm
"And in exchange I would tend to his medical problems. He didn't explain why but his health has been failing him for some time now. He said in two weeks we would meet to give him my answer but knowing my fiancée is alive I don't have to do shit" Tsunade explained
"So that gives us two weeks to get you up to snuff. No offense hime but like the toad you let your skills drop in everything but medical ninjutsu and taijutsu. For Orochimaru now? You're just a difficult opponent when originally you were someone he couldn't touch" Naruto said getting a nod from her
"But how am I going to get back to my original strength in that small amount of time?" She asked getting a snort
"Hello nine tailed fox/vampire hybrid who surpasses his parents in Fuinjutsu and time/space manipulation? What am I chopped liver?" he said with his eyebrow raised as his tails and ears appeared
"Aw it would be difficult to forget someone as hot as you foxy" Yumiko said making him chuckle that started to turn sinister making the women in the room…pig included shake in fear and admittedly growing wetter
'I'm going to wish Orochimaru killed me some reason' Tsunade thought as they went to sleep getting ready for training tomorrow and the days after
Hyoton: And that's the end of the second chapter and I feel that it was a decent chapter as the next chapter will go into the confrontation of Orochimaru. Also I decided to take down the first chapter of the equestrian sage and redo it at a later time so for mlp fans you can look forward to it
Hyoton out!
Peace!