please read bold words after this! I promise you won't regret it.
me: hey guys! Guess who came back from priso- I mean school! That's right, if you guessed it right I did just come back from my geometry camp! And I was with cammy! ( he was a pain in the ass the whole damn time!) it was a lot of fun.
cammy: Go away you satanists! -grabs a cup of water and starts throwing it at me- the power of Christ compels you! Burn bitch burn!
me: dude cam wtf (censored version: where's the fudge, what the fire truck ,ain't nobody got time for censor "what the fuck") you idiot ! I'm not possessed stupid.
Cammy: girl, anyone who actually likes math is considered possessed in my book. If you go anywhere near me I swear I'm going kick your ass into next year*backing away slowly obviously scared shitless of the author* by the way who am I going to Rap- I mean get paired up with?
me: well I was thinking about pairing you up with Koaru... But than I would be killed by Aubri, but I guess I can pair you with honey ...but than I don't want you to corrupt our poor senior, and obviously tall dark and handsome over there * points to mori* Is already with Ara and obviously isn't gay-
cammy: that can change * an evil smile appears on his face as he gives a Mori a playful wink.*
mori:* backs away slowly*...no
ara: cammy, I love you and all but if you touch my taka-chii ( her nickname for Mori that he hates to be called by) I'll break every bone in your F%^€£n body than take out you eyes just because I did that to a fish once and I became water in my hand...it was a lot of fun.
Cammy: you...need Jesus, what kind psychopath plays with eye ball!
ara: I do I do! * she raises her hand waving it in the air*
cammy: you my dear are a lost cause.* holds the bridge of his nose and looks at her like she's stupid.*
aubri: people settle down! We don't have time for all of this stuffies ( yes because stuffies is totally a word) the reader obviously want to ready the chapter so hurry up and end this. * looked at everyone with an annoyed expression.
me: I was just getting there...geez, Aubri disclaimer please~~~
aubri: Ui does not ouran high school host club or the members. But she does own her OC's.
Normal P.O.V
it had been 3 hours since ARA was last awake and she hoped it would stay that way. She didn't have time to
bother about almost giving cam a concussion or all the whispers. All she really knew was that someone was
shaking her awake and she pretty much slapped whoever in the face unconsciously than went into a face plant
on the floor. Where she thought it would be a softer landing since cam was supposed to be laying where she
landed. Squinting her eyes she felt the brightness hit her like a brick wall...and also the fact that roses flew all
over her as if trying to Bury her under. "Holy crap! I just swallowed a rose petal! Why the hell are there petals
falling from the sky! Tamaki what the hell did you do!" She said sitting up out of her pile looking at the blonde
haired teenager as she noticed from the corner of her eye that cam was being held back from attacking her by
Aubri " goddammit Aubri! Let me go ! I'm gonna go all 50 shades of gay on her ass!" He yelled out growling in
her direction as if ready to pounce. " no cam! It was just a reflex of hers ! Right ARA!" Aubri yelled to the red
head as she pretended to look all innocent " of course that's the reason...why would I ever want to slap you on
purpose my dear cammy" letting a glint or light sparkled in her eye as a smart as smirk was spread on her face.
The two of them were about to attack each other until there was a loud cough from her father. " I see that my
once completely innocent daughter...okay maybe not that innocent, changed while with her grandparents on
guam. Though that doesn't change the fact that I want you to start attending ouran again. " her father stated. "
your friends are more than welcomed to join us if that's okay with their family,though it does not mean that you
will not be -blah blah blah blah- responsible -blah Noah blah high grades- blah blah blah- joking the host club"
Tamaki decided to add at the end of what her father was explaining.
Aubri looked as if she turned to ice as she imagined all the things they made us do last time they decided to
kidnap the two girls. ARA and Aubri were practically the hostesses of the club, Aubri was forced to be the shy
type...which honestly everyone thought fit her perfectly, while ARA was the ... Seductive type. Everyone in
the room looked towards the two girls who turned white after being reminded of that horrible experience. It
might have been fun but those host club fan girls were out for blood, as if hunting in packs like man-eating
wolves. " never talk about that again!" They yelled in unison as they high fived each other. " ARA I know that
one guy, sent you a piece of hair in the mail and the other girl took your favorite pantie-" " never speak of it!"
" and Aubri, even though kyouya took you pencil and sold it to a rather handsome blonde haired teen for 300
dollars- " Tamaki I know that was you who bought it.." " and how men would always go into your personal space-" " still Tamaki that only you." " you loved the host club and had fun talking to beautiful woman-"
" Tamaki we are straight you know!" Yelled Aubri " so you see that shows you belong here with us!" He
exclaimed happily blocking us out the whole time " how can my brother be such a boob..." Ara said face
palming herself as Aubri rubbed her back assurance. " it's ok Ara, at least you can say your not the dumb one in
the family. "Said Aubri as Tamaki turned white and went to sulk in a random corner.
" Thanks for making me feel better bree (obviously aubris nickname) I got a good laugh at that." She said
glancing towards Tamaki trying to force her laughter down her throat. She looked at Tamaki agin and began to
speak " well if you really insist we become hostesses-" Aubri began to glare at the back of her head and Tamaki
turned his head happily. "Does that mean you'll be my princess again Ara!" He said excitedly running towards
me . " nope!" She said making the 'p' pop as Tamaki froze in place as if turned to stone . "It's up to cammy,
because Aubri has no say in this cause whether she likes it or not, she's stuck to me like a piece of gum in long
hair!" Aubri gave Ara a look but didn't deny the statement because it was true, whether she liked it or not ( just
joking, she loves being stuck to Ara) " do you really need to wait for me to answer that question? I mean they
have food, beautiful men, idiots to make fun of , guys to flirt with , this is like paradise . The best part of it is I
don't need to pay jack squat!" Cam yelled out happily jumping up and down fan girling. She noticed Mori sitting
on the couch across from where they were as stoic as ever. Running over to him and jumping on his lap " who
wants to see cam being a pervert on my phone! " Ara yelled out as she went to her gallery and to show
everyone. There were multiple pictures of cam sucking at a banana, getting humped , Twerking, or just sexually
harassing everyone . And kyouya being kyouya decided to take all this valuable information down on his black
notebook silently taking a piece of paper and writing his email. She looked at what he put on the bottom ' dear
Ara, send me those pictures and you will be paid for your services . He said as light reflected off his glasses as
he held up a piece of her favorite candy ( her favorite candy: Smarties) . She nodded greedily somehow taking
the candy away from him without him noticing.
aubri being the only actual sane one in the room leaned her head against a wall in frustration. " this is going to
be a long day" she mumbled to herself .
me: holy crap ... This took awhile.
Aubri: yeah it took longer than I thought, you could have done it better.
cammy: yeah crown, I agree with Aubri. I'm judging you.
Me: wow thanks, Aubri be happy I gave you speaking lines, cammy...I don't know what to put for you ...and that's all I think. You guys can take care of the rest.
cammy: please don't put hateful comments or flames , you'll make me sad...than I'll have to kill you all, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -
aubri: *covers cams mouth* what he is trying to say is that than you for reading this chapter and we will try to make the author post a chapter faster than how she usually does.
