Chapter Fourteen: Knife
A Beth Phoenix story
People ran frantically through an office building.
"Run everyone!! BETH'S GOT A KNIFE!!!" someone screamed.
Shawn Michaels courageously approached her desk. "Beth, tell me the truth, why do you have a knife?"
The blonde looked at him like he was an absolute moron. "I'm eating my lunch which requires one."
He sighed in relief. Shawn looked at over to the other employees who were hiding behind their desks. "She's just eating her lunch people."