For Kurayami-9 (again)

A list of the next three pairings will be at the end of this one-shot. Requests are still open.

I made a mistake of saying I'll update once a week… I think updates are gonna be pretty random from me. xD

Warning:/s OOCness… hehehe

Fem!Niou x Yagyuu (Platinum Pair)

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GRADUATION SURPRISE

"Masaharu." Yagyuu warned.

"Hiroshi." The girl complained back.

"Just do it."

"But Hi-ro-shi…" she dragged out his name.

"They'll find out sooner or later."

"I'll bet they've suspected for a while now anyway."

"Even so, I can't just pop up in a dress and tell them I'm a girl!" Niou hissed back, slightly annoyed that her beloved boy-friend no longer acted… gentlemanly around her.

"It's our graduation celebration. They ought to know." Yagyuu sighed.

"But what's wrong with cross dressing? I already dress up as Sanada half of the time." She sniggered.

"Just do it." He said again, pressing his face into the palm of his hand.

The two were already late as it was. In fact, they were technically ready to go ages ago, but Yayguu wanted Niou to attend as a girl, trying to force her to get changed.

They'd secretly been going out since Yagyuu had found out. He'd popped over to Niou's place since she'd been sick and had found out about her love of cross-dressing – or just cos-playing for that matter.

"Fine." Niou finally complied.

The boy's head snapped up, had THE Niou Masaharu just given in? Although rather reluctantly – but that didn't matter.

Niou finally found a suitable dress that wasn't crumpled, but balled it up in her fist before stomping off to change. Slamming the bathroom door, the room shook slightly and there was a loud clatter before Yagyuu heard a muffled string of curses.

He sighed, it was rare he saw Niou dressed like a proper lady, dress and all. It was just one of the few times he thought she should dress respectfully for the celebration.

Niou slammed the door closed, feeling the floor shake before she turned around, accidentally knocking over the many bottles and things scattered over the sink ledge. They tumbled to the floor, one of the bottles falling onto her toe, causing her the scream out in aggravation.

'Dress up my ass.' Her mind screamed. Why couldn't she just go as a male? It was just a celebration.

She sighed as she shoved the ugly frock on with a slight struggle. Zipping it up from the side, she smoothed down her skirt from its small rumples.

'Girls are weak, always insecure, they always cry, and look ugly when they try to be pretty.' A voice taunted her. She shook her head in response.

She pulled out her rats-tail and gave it a quick comb with her fingers before tying it up in two thin braids, the loose hair hanging around her like a bob.

She looked at herself in the mirror.

'…and look ugly when they try to be pretty.'

"I hate this…" she mumbled under her breath, turning to walk out of the bathroom.

She could see the back of Yagyuu's head as he waited patiently on the couch. At the creak of the door, his head whipped around to see the true identity of Niou standing there.

Honestly, he was at a loss for words.

"So?" she pressed.

"U-uh… you look beautiful." He lied through his teeth. It was the ugliest dress he'd ever seen.

"I knew I shouldn't have tried." She muttered, looking down to the ground.

A single tear slid down her cheek and fell to the floor, staining the carpet.

"No! You're perfect." He forced a smile on his face and checked his watch, "W-we're running quite late, we should go before every one wonders where we are."

"R-really?" Niou sniffled.

"Certain." He gave a quick nod of reassurance to his 'insecure' girl. Walking towards her and placing his hand at the small of her back, he led her out of the room and the front door, locking it behind him. Luckily the meeting place was the café that was just around the corner, where Niou had once worked, but was fired within the hour (and I think you know why).

"Yagyuu… you're late, and where is Niou? I thought he was coming with you?" Yukimura smiled, although more menacing rather than a greeting.

Niou hid behind her lover, her fingers clasping onto his jacket shyly.

"Ah," Yagyuu nodded, moving toward the side and bringing Niou forwards, "This is Niou."

"Hah?" Everyone got a questioning look on their faces.

Kirihara blinked a couple of times before jumping up in slight recognition, "Who are you and what have you done with Niou?!" he pointed rudely toward her chest area.

"Kirihara… calm down, if you look closely, you can still tell it's still Niou." Yagyuu pushed his hand down, "Also, it is rude to point at a lady's chest."

"Nice try, Niou, but this is obviously another prank of yours." Marui popped his gum, leaning back on his chair to observe her.

"Ah, and I thought it was perfect." Niou shrugged, playing along.

"It's such an ugly dress, anyone could tell."

Niou laughed, holding her stomach, "I guess so."

"Where did you find fake breasts?" Marui reached out to poke her chest but his hand was slapped away, "Hey! What was that for?" he rubbed his sore hand and glared at Yagyuu.

"Please refrain from touching my girl-friend like that." Yagyuu almost growled.

"Hmm, I didn't know you hand a girl-friend." A familiar voice spoke.

"M-Masaharu!" Yagyuu choked out in surprise.

Somehow, in the space of three seconds, she managed to wriggle out of that hideous dress and plonk herself in an open seat, dressed as a man.

"Puri."

The boy sighed, he'd fallen for another of her pranks.

"So… wait. Niou is still a guy right?" Kirihara asked.

"99.99% Niou is a girl actually." Renji stated.

"Ah." Sanada nodded a frown on his face, even the stoic man could tell.

"What?! Niou, why'd you never tell us?!" Kirihara yelled. Although now in high school, a year until he graduated, he was still quite oblivious.

"You never asked." Niou brushed it off.

"So… are you dating Yagyuu?" Jackal finally decided to join into the conversation.

"It's not so bad." Niou shrugged, smirking as she saw her boy-friend's reaction.

"Not so bad… you say?" Yayguu almost seethed – he was still standing.

"Puri, not bad, but not great…" she joked.

"Are you trying to torment me?" he leaned in and hissed, placing a hand on her thigh.

"Only because it's fun." Niou giggled slightly.

The rest of the regulars turned a blind eye, striking up a different conversation and pulling Kirihara in.

"I can show you fun." Yagyuu whispered seductively, his lips brushing across the shell of her ear.

"Nah, not in the mood." Niou tried to pull away and face the others, wanting to join in.

"Are you sure?" He drawled out.

"Absolutely." You could tell she was starting to cave in.

Yagyuu straightened and caught the attention of the others.

"Niou and I will be leaving now." He announced.

"Eh? But you just got he – " Kirihara started.

"Maa, just leave them be, boya." Yukimura interjected, a knowing smile on his face as a few faces became dusted with red.

And just like that, Yagyuu and Niou disappeared as fast as she could say 'Puri.'

'You'd be surprised… just one man can make you feel special, strong, and anything but insecure.'

FIN

I think the ending was pretty rushed here… argh someone come tutor me with endings DX

This was a wee bit longer, but not by much.

Anyways, I've always wondered if Niou's pranks were just a façade… so I guess I put what 'Niou's thoughts really are' in here. Or, well, in my mind.

Next three one-shots:

Fem!Ryo x Atobe for RyoKei

Ryoma x Fuji for RyomaLovers

OT5 for RyomaLovers

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