Chapter Forty: Stop!
A Cena And Orton Story
A man, by the name of Randy Keith Orton stepped aboard an airplane. In one hnd, he brought a rather large suitcase and carried a Dairy Queen milkshake in the other.
He placed his cup of sweet dessert in one of the holders where his seat was. By his chair, was another man by him that was sitting by the window. His name was John Cena.
As Randy was putting his suitcase inside a case above a woman, John eyed his milkshake. He took a quick scoop of it and ate some. Randy caught him and freaked out.
"Hey man, don't do that!" he complained.
But as the St. Louis native tried preventing him from eating it, his suitcase slipped and fell on the head of the blonde woman. Her name was Beth Phoenix.
"What the--? What is your problem man?!" cried Beth.
Randy apologize many times to her. He took his luggage andtried fitting it into the case again. The West Newbury man snuck another couple of bites again. Randy threw a coniption once more, trying to stop John from doing it again. The suitcase fell down upon the blonde's head again. She yelled at him again in complete frustration.
He tried setting his suitcase to fit snugly in there. John started eating more scoops of the milkshake, knowing Randy couldn't stop him.
The luggage fell on Randy, toppling him before he could rescue his dear dessert. "No, stop!!"