Chapter Sixteen; Uh Oh.
"Dang, is the human world always this moist?" Grimmjow asked as he stepped in the puddles, and looked up at Orihime. She shook her head, "Nope, it just rained last night." The walk to school had been mostly silent, but Orihime decided to let Grimmjow walk. No matter how much later they were now didn't matter, as she'd already missed an hour.
"Orihime!" Tatsuki yelled, as Orihime shot her gaze up and smiled. "Tatsuki!" she beamed and then jumped into her friend's arms.
Grimmjow did a fake gag and crossed his arms. "Gross."
"Another?" Tatsuki asked, pulling away from the hug. "Yeah, he fell in my backyard yesterday. He's two ranks below Ulquiorra, and he's going to be under my care for now!" she beamed as Tatsuki bent over to Grimmjow.
Grimmjow looked up at Tatsuki with an annoyed look, then nearly fell over as she gained a huge evil smile. "Oh I'm going to have fun with this one…" she said evilly, as Grimmjow leaped back, yelling. "No! Nope! Keep her away from me, princess!" he yelled as she ran behind Orihime's legs, and the two teens laughed.
"Why're you out here, Tatsuki? Isn't it in the middle of class?" she asked as Tatsuki rubbed the back of her head. "Yep, Uryu and Ichigo wanted to both come out here to wait for you. I came out to take their places since their grades are already practically dead." she explained, as the three walked into the school.
"Ichigo's here?!" Grimmjow yelled, looking around frantically. Orihime looked down at him with a look, then smiled, "Yeah! He's in the same class as me!" she beamed as Grimmjow slowly looked up at Orihime horrified.
"Oh no no! I can't go in there looking like this! I need to beat the shit out of that motherfucker!" he yelled, then turned around to run. Tatsuki snatched him and held him in front of her like an angry child. "Too bad, if Orihime needs to watch you, then you're coming in."
Grimmjow let out a groan as they walked through the halls up to the classroom.
Same story as before, Orihime explained that Grimmjow was her cousin, and she was tasked with watching him. This time, Ichigo was practically melting in his chair to get up and run to them, but knew he couldn't. Now Grimmjow sat next to Orihime, staring at the kiddie math homework in front of him.
He spread out his arms at the paper accusingly "The fuck is this bullshit?!" he yelled as he slammed his arms down on the desk, and the teacher shot him a glare. "Inoue, please control him. I will not tolerate that language in my class!"
Orihime nodded and looked down at Grimmjow. "Do you not know how to do multiplication?" she whispered to him, as he flicked the pencil a bit, so it rolled back down. "Nope. I don't need math to fight!" he growled under his breath, as Orihime giggled.
"Here." she said as she quickly filled in most of them, and Grimmjow looked up. He noticed two deep sapphire eyes glaring back at him, and he smirked. He mouthed 'what's up, quincy' to him, and then chucked the pencil at him, and Ishida barely dodged it.
Grimmjow gained a huge toothy smile at Uryu as she leaned back and rubbed his head, and went back to her homework.
The bell rang and everyone began to stand up, as Grimmjow jumped down from his seat and hobbled out to the hallway. He wanted to get out of that terrible torture room called 'math class' as soon as possible.
Suddenly, he felt a hand land in front of him, and he got pinned against a wall. "What the hell!?" he yelled as two shining lenses stared at him. "Explain what you're doing with Inoue, Grimmjow." Uryu hissed, as Grimmjow struggled out of his hold. Grimmjow spotted auburn hair and smirked at Uryu.
Uryu let go of Grimmjow before Orihime could spot them, and then she did. "Hi Uryu!" she beamed as he adjusted his glasses. "Hello, Inoue. Might I ask why the Sexta Espada is with you? As a child just like Ulquiorra was?"
"Eh?"
Her mouth turned into the shape of an 'O' as she looked down at Grimmjow, who was adjusting one of his shoulders. "Well… funny story. Long story short; he fell in my backyard, beaten up after he got attacked by hollows, and we got him a restricted gigai from Kisuke!" she beamed as Grimmjow hobbled over to her.
Uryu adjusted his glasses. "I see." he said and then looked down at Grimmjow, who stuck his tongue out at the quincy.
"Orihime!" a voice rang from behind them, and they looked over at Ichigo running through the crowd. He glared down at Grimmjow, "I could tolerate Ulquiorra now, but this little shit?!" he yelled, pointing at Grimmjow accusingly.
Orihime smiled nervously. "Hi Ichigo! I'm sorry…" she mumbled as Grimmjow grabbed Orihime's pant leg, and blew a raspberry at Ichigo.
Ichigo let out a frustrated sigh and pinched the bridge of his nose. "You took responsibility for him, didn't you?" he asked as Orihime let out a nervous laugh, grabbed her arm and nodded nervously.
Ichigo looked up at Uryu, and they both had a disapproving look.
"Well, luckily school is already over. Next time just leave him at the house with Ulquiorra or something…" Ichigo grumbled as he hobbled away, and waved. Orihime adjusted her backpack and smiled at Uryu, who adjusted his glasses and blushed.
"Could I walk you home, Inoue?" Uryu asked, as he extended his hand as if he were asking to dance with her. Of course, Orihime was clueless. "Sure, Uryu!" she beamed as she took his hand, and they began to make their way down the hall.
Grimmjow slowly hobbled behind, and mumbled, "Oh Ulquiorra's going to love to hear that his property is holding hands with another man.." Grimmjow said quietly, but Uryu caught it. He cleared his throat and adjusted his glasses, and they walked out of the school grounds.
Orihime was rambling on about some kind of donuts on the way back, but Grimmjow could honestly care less. He was focusing on the back of the quincy's head, hoping to burn a hole straight through it.
He knew full well that the bastard liked Orihime, it was damn obvious. He just wanted to rub things the wrong way and cause chaos, and hopefully piss the emotionless bastard off in the process. Oh how much he'd love to see him lose his shit at the quincy, and beat him up.
Grimmjow let out an evil laugh, and turned into Orihime's property. The quincy and her were talking at the door as he walked up the stairs, and Grimmjow squeezed between them towards the door. He saw Uryu bring Orihime's hand up to his lips, and Grimmjow slammed open the door to give a perfect view to Ulquiorra.
Ulquiorra was just writing in his book and he looked up with a pencil in his mouth, and looked at the two. He stared at the scene as Uryu quickly dropped her hand, and the bat just gave a 'hn' in response. He honestly didn't care, he knew that was also a way to say thank you to people.
Grimmjow growled, "He's kissing your property, Ulquiorra! Kill him or something!" Grimmjow yelled at him, as he ran over to the bat.
"There would be no point in doing so, Sexta." he said as Grimmjow sent a swift kick to Ulquiorra's knee, but Ulquiorra remained unaffected, pulling the pencil out of his mouth to continue writing.
Grimmjow was midway through gnawing at the bat's knee caps, as Uryu turned his attention back to Orihime. "Thanks for letting me walk you home. Goodluck with these two devils." he said as he pushed up his glasses. Orihime smiled, "Thank you, Uryu!" she beamed as she hugged him, then walked inside.
She waved to him then shut the door, and turned to the two Arrancar in her house. "Oh yeah, you feelin' it yet, Ulquiorra?!" Grimmjow yelled at him as he tried to punch the bat's legs. Ulquiorra sat there holding the book, looking completely unamused.
Orihime let out a giggle as she imagined Ulquiorra having glasses on while writing. He'd make a great librarian if he wasn't well… a demon right now…
Ulquiorra whipped his tail around and snatched up the tiny Grimmjow, and threw him into a random basket of laundry. Orihime let out a giggle as he struggled out. "Damn you, Ulquiorra!" he yelled as he struggled a black t-shirt off his head.
The bat shut his book and placed it on a nearby table. "How many people did he attempt to dismantle or attack?" he asked as he walked into the kitchen, looking at Orihime. She let out a giggle and pulled out a thing of bread. "None, actually. I'm pretty sure he was teasing Ishida-kun at one point, though." she said as she took down three plates and put some bread down. "What type of sandwiches?"
"Make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. From what I've observed; little kids eat those the most." He said as he just grabbed two pieces of bread between his claws, and began to eat them as he heard a "I'm not a child!" from the living room.
Orihime walked near him and put down a plate next to him on the table. Grimmjow bolted in and snatched the sandwich and aggressively ate, glaring daggers at Ulquiorra. The bat sat down, "I stopped by Kisuke's and requested a special gigai. He is making a gigai that will be able to sustain a normal looking form, so I'll be able to attend school once again by tomorrow." Ulquiorra explained, as Orihime smiled.
"Really?!"
Ulquiorra closed his eyes and nodded his head, but was quickly hugged by Orihime. "I can't wait for you to be able to go back to school with us!"
Ulquiorra stiffened at first, before just letting the woman do her thing.
Such a weird one.
Author's Note: Going on a small hiatus :( I'm a bit sick right now, but dont' worry! I'm going to be starting a side Ulquihime fanfiction, so go check that out when it pops up! First chapter coming super soon!
NOT DROPPING THIS, I'll be back to this soon!