Chapter Fifty-Six: Sexy?
A Candice Michelle Story
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A young woman named Candice Michelle walked down casually the streets of a city.
She was putrid, disgusting, and all around sickening to look at! She caked on pounds of make-up, was fat, and had a mole at the corner of her mouth. Candice also had a unibrow!
But men were falling to her unholy grace. They worshipped at her feet, treasuring the ground she walked on.
Why?
Nobody knew!
But her.
When she got home, she took out her Planter's peanuts, took a couple of them and rubbed them on her skin like perfume.
The answer was revealed.