Ahhhhh hello again! It's good to be writing again.

I am so sorry for not updating in forever.. My ridiculous internet was ridiculous.

Hey guess what? I own Kuroshitsuji! Well, the manga on my shelf…

(That was a disclaimer) By the way, how do you all feel about lemons? Lol, I'm just wondering.. For future reference. I've never written one before. Blah, I don't know. Here you go.

"Okay Grell, you can rid yourself of that ridiculous getup now." Her voice cut through the silence of the carriage. Grell Sutcliff instantly squealed and began his transformation. His long, neatly tied back black hair became sharply styled and fire engine red. As he fixed his obviously fake eyelashes behind glasses that now matched his hair, he giggled and grinned in delight. "Oh my, I am rather ravishing. Deadly indeed!" He stuck out his tongue and looked at his red counterpart. Noticing her faraway expression, he asked; "My dear Madame, what has come across that pretty red head of yours? Why, you aren't even wearing lipstick!" He shrieked, n such the horror of the thought.

Madame Red's eyes opened wide in shock. She quickly turned away. "It's nothing. I'm just thinking about that strange butler my dear nephew possesses."

"Oh Sebastian! Oh my, isn't he delicious? The things I would have him do if he were my butler." Grell sighed in wonder. Angelina glared at him, and suddenly her face flushed a deep crimson as questions welled up inside of her. She would be back.

The Phantomhive manor was once again filled with guests. This time, a young Chinese man with a scantily clad woman hanging over his lap occupied the recreation room. Along with them was Madame Red, accompanied by her butler in disguise. He surely was clumsy, but for this act he increased it to an over the top rate. Playing along, she turned to Grell after admiring the way Sebastian was finely pouring his masters tea. The tea being poured was entrancing, the warm, steamy liquid being poured with as much grace as the hand that poured it.

"Grell, you could learn a thing or two from Sebastian." Turning back, she was lost in the way that he moved a stubborn cowlick behind his ear. He did everything gracefully. The strand of hair fell gently onto his neck, curling slightly at the end. She quickly drew in a breath. Grell twitched his oddly shaped eyebrows in question when she murmured; "Just look at him. I mean.. His physique." Before she knew, Madame Red's gloved hand had found it's way somewhere she hadn't intended it to go. Sebastian instantly perked up and froze while he tried to find a way for his backside to escape the grasp. Ciel looked on in shock, and slight amusement. Sebastian was incredibly hard to unnerve, in fact, he really had never been unnerved by a human. Ciel took a mental image, for his expression was one that should never be forgotten. After enjoying the little comedy, Ciel coughed loudly. "Excuse me, Madame Red." She instantly drew back and nervously laughed. "Guess it's just a doctors habit." She convinced herself.

"Sebastian, may I speak with you in the hall?" She called, her words as breathy and fluty as a bird. Great. He thought. What did she plan to do with him? He surely had underestimated her. Behind all that prim and properness was someone to truly fear. He had never been scared before. Demons don't get scared. But he was surely not feeling brave as he walked into the empty hall with Madame Red, butler molester.

"Yes, my lady?" He plastered on that fake smile yet again.

"I'm sorry about yesterday. And, this morning on that matter." She slightly rolled her eyes at her own stupidity. "Not to fret over, my lady." he said, bowing. As he began to turn away, he felt a strong grip reel in his arm. "It isn't just that." She began. Here it comes. Sebastian thought. But he had only been romanticizing the situation, as nothing could have been further of what he expected. He surely hadn't expected a tear to glisten in the young woman's bright red eye, a red that so perfectly matched his.. He hadn't expected her to slump on the floor, shaking, and still clutching his black uniform. He hadn't expected her to grab him by the wrist cuff and bring him down next to her. He hadn't expected her to stare deeply into his eyes and whisper "Vincent. What have I done." moments before blacking out, and slumping into the puzzled butlers arms.

HAHA! Cliffhanger. Yes this will all be explained, hopefully I'll have another chapter done soon. I had three more, but I am dumb enough to have accidentally deleted the folders that contained them. Always check before you delete something! Ugh. Anyways.. This is a strange chapter but I hope you guys like it!

With love- TheCrimsonMadame-