Chapter Sixty-Nine: Excuse
A Miz Story
A man named Miz with a blonde mohawk stepped out of his house, travelling over to his mail box. From the side of his eye, he spotted a beautiful, attractive, young woman plumber go over to his neighbor's house.
His eyes bugged. He needed an excuse for her to come over.
Miz raced into his house. He went into his bathroom and started grabbing some of the wash cloths. He tossed them into the tiolet.
He flushed it, expecting it to clog up. But to his surprise, it didn't. He tried throwing in toys and soap and all other things, but it didn't work.
So Miz started dumping in dog food into the tiolet. But as he was doing it, his wife Kelly walked in.