Nana: Hooray, we're up to number 87! I know that sounds completely random, but 87 is my favorite number. Anyhoo, this is Hatori, speaking to the Sohma of your choice. Enjoy!
Aki In The Bath
Title: Discussion On Dinner With God
Prompt: 058. Dinner
Rating: PG-13
Congratulations. You have been selected to dine with God. There are several things I'd like you to keep in mind. Mirror him. Your table manners are stellar, but Akito's are not. Don't show him up. Additionally, please be prepared for very bland food—there's little he can eat without pain. Don't talk about pain. Keep a close watch on him and summon me immediately if anything goes wrong. Don't argue with him; don't talk about your life outside the Sohma, and above all, make him believe you want to be there. I wouldn't want either of you to get hurt.