Hello, blazingalex here. So rumor has is that Critics United (or some shit like that) is back. Snowyvaan and I are building an army to take these "men" down again. Join us, and protect your stories and characters. This chapter will have a phone conversation which will be shown in italics and quotation marks.

To recap, Alex healed, Hanna and Taylor are lovers, Alex became possessed, impregnation, exorcism, and other shit. WARNING: Sexual themes may occur. This is rated M for a reason. I do NOT own Pokemon, or anything related in this story. Enjoy.

Chapter 9: A New Member

We all got back from the little shop from town, my insides were still hurting. As we made our way to our dorm, a Shuppet came out of the wall and looked at me in fear. I smiled at him, making him go away. We reached our dorm and we opened it up and walked inside. Hanna and Taylor ran into Hanna's bedroom and shut the door. I went into the kitchen and pulled out a Pepsi. I threw myself next to Chloe on the couch and put my arm around her as she played Zombies. Right when I opened my Pepsi, my phone rang. I pulled it from my pocket and answered it.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Alex. What's up?" My dad asked.

"Nothing much, just chilling in my dorm with Chloe."

"That's great. Listen, how would you feel if you had another mother who was there for you?"

"You mean Bella? Hanna's mom?"

"That's right. We got married yesterday." I spit out some of my soda.

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, we went to one of those walk-ins. We were in and out in ten minutes."

"Oh Arceus, Hanna will not like this."

"Ah, she's going to find out about it soon. Just be careful when your mind wanders in her presence."

"Okay, thanks for the heads up. Bye." I hung up the phone and put it down.

"Who was that Alex?" Chloe asked me.

"That was my dad," I told her. "Apparently, Hanna is now my sister." Chloe dropped her controller, leaving her character to die.

"Oh, shit!" She exclaimed. Hanna came out of her room, looking a bit mad. She stomped up to me.

"Don't expect me to become nicer to you," she said. "Just because we are step-siblings, does not mean we are brother and sister." She walked back to her room. I looked at Chloe.

"Shit," I said.

Five o'clock rolled around and I surprised Chloe with a date.

"Where are you taking me?" She asked me as I dragged her to my car.

"Somewhere special," I told her. "Don't worry, you'll like it. I promise." We got in and drove off into town. She plugged in her own music player and played some Avenged Sevenfold.

I pulled up to a pizza joint and stopped the car.

"A pizza place?" She asked me. "You got me all dressed up to eat pizza?"

"No," I said. "I got you all dressed up to eat something else." Just then, a Mercedes-Benz pulls up next to us and stops. The driver got out and carried something to us. I rolled down my window.

"Your dinner, sire," he said, handing me a large, silver platter and walking back. I took it and pulled it into the car and opened it up. A steamed lobster sat on the platter, along with a cup of melted butter. The server came back and handed us some plates and silverware. I handed a plate and silverware to Chloe.

"Lobster?" I asked her. The server came back once more, this time, carrying a remote device. He handed it to me and nodded his head. I took it and placed it on the console. The server returned to his car and drove away.

"What's that for?" Chloe asked me.

"You'll see in about ten minutes," I told her. As we ate, I began to grow impatient. My alarm went off, signaling me it was time. I reached up to the console and grabbed the remote. I then pulled out a small piece of paper and handed it to Chloe. "Can you read that and then look up to the pizza place?" She took it and looked at it.

"'And boom goes the dynamite.'" She read. Once I saw her look up, I pressed the button. The entire building blew up, sending debris and fireworks into the night sky. She gazed in awe as the fireworks exploded into a heart shape. She then turned to me.

"Do you like it?" I asked her.

"Like it?" She started. "I love it! I thought it was going to be a shitty date. But now, now I see that you will do anything to make me happy." I leaned over and kissed her.

"I love you," I told her. "And don't let anything else make you think differently." I kissed her again. "Remember this whenever I'm not there for you." We kissed again, this time, letting our tongues dance with each other. Chloe pulled me into the back seat. As the car rocked, the fireworks stopped launching and the building was engulfed in flames.

Yes, yes. It was shorter than usual, but I couldn't think of anything else. Plus, I wanted to end the chapter on a bright side, rather than having Alex end up getting hurt or some shit like that. Remember to review and PM me if you want me to add anything to the story. And remember to resist this "Critics United" shit. Will Alex and Chloe maintain their relationship? Will Chyanne defend Alex from any other Ghost types? Will Hanna and Taylor ever go on a date? Find out next time. blazingalex, out!