Hopefully some of you will forgive me for killing Caroline after you read this.
Caroline
What the hell is in my chest?
Oh it's a stake.
Why is there a stake in my chest and how am I still alive?
Is this what it feels like to be a ghost?
Oh well that's just great I can't move, freaking wonderful.
Is that Niklaus?
Oh no, don't cry.
It's okay, I'm not dead, when I wake up it will be fine.
Ugh, come on people stop trying to avenge me I'm not dead!
Why does no one listen to me?
OW! THAT HURT!
You should warn people before pulling a chunk of wood out of their chest Alverna!
Seriously guys.
You left me in a god dammed box in what I think is a basement.
Seriously! Ugh.
How the hell am I going to get out of this one?
Oh hold on, what the hell is that?
It feels like a splinter.
Crap, that's why I'm not waking up, there's still a tiny stake stuck in me.
Come on! This sucks.
How long will it take for you idiots to realise what the hell is going on?
Okay, think Caroline.
What can you do to move the splinter out of your heart?
Nothing. I can do absolutely nothing about the tiny stake.
Come on! It's been hours and no one has come to check on me, feeling the love guys.
Really it's good to see how much you all care about me.
Humph.
Wait a second. Do I hear footsteps?
Yes I do!
NIKLAUS! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU HAD A DAUGHTER!
Oh you didn't know, It's okay I forgive you.
Hope. That's a pretty name I like it.
Hold on, you're telling me that she doesn't know you're her dad.
Klaus you better tell her soon.
Aww I love you to sweetie but if you could pull this stinking splinter out of me I'd love you more.
No! Don't go!
Great now I'm alone again.
Did I just move my finger?
OH MY GOD! Yes I did!
Finally progress.
It only took like a whole freaking day!
Okay things are looking up it will all be fine if I just stay positive.
Oh another finger!
Yes now I can move my whole hand! YAY!
Now all I need to do is be able to move my arm enough to yank the splinter out and then go and console my Niklaus and met his daughter.
So do you all forgive me? Tell me in your reviews :)