***STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT WHILE I OWN A NEW WASHING MACHINE***

The last six months of my life had been the most intense and passionate ever. Once Edward and I had become an official couple, we decided to bite the bullet and move in together. I gave up my place and moved into his townhouse. Incidentally, I never did get my washing machine fixed or buy a new one. I had become pretty partial to Edward's spin cycle. Yeah, I'm a kinky bitch, but wouldn't you be if Trooper Fuckhot was always around? I rest my case.

Our schedules had been peacefully coexisting lately and I loved every minute of it. Tonight, however would turn out to be a night I would never forget. I knew dating a Trooper was going to be trying to say the least. The job is dangerous, there's no other way to say it. But I had faith in Edward as a man and most definitely as an officer of the law. He was highly trained and could handle himself in any situation. I trusted Trooper Cullen with my life.

I was the dispatcher on duty this Friday night. It was the beginning of a holiday weekend, so all of our troopers were out and about keeping the drunk drivers at bay and protecting our citizens. It was two hours into my shift when the call came in.

"Dispatch, 1217" I smiled discreetly when I heard the velvet voice of my dreams. It was Edward. He even sounded hot as hell over his police radio. Catching myself, I remembered I had a job to do.

"Go ahead 1217" I grabbed my pen so I could write down anything he needed me to.

"Yes ma'am I'll be 10-17, 10-92 at 400 Wexler Avenue."

"10-4 1217" He was telling me that he was en route to his next call, which was about some suspicious activity on Wexler Avenue. I noted the time of his call and place he would be. Part of my job was to know exactly where all my troopers were at any given time. This way if something should go wrong, I could get help to them immediately. I had to know which other officers were in the vicinity and how quickly they could get to each other. Scanning down my list, I noted that Jacob Black was the nearest officer to Edward at the time. Jacob was on his lunch break two blocks away from where Edward was called to.

I had just gotten back from a bathroom break and thanked Kate for watching my radio while I was away when the call came in that effectively caused my heart to stop.

"Dispatch! 12….ugh….1217, uuunnnghh….10-18….10-71…repeat 10-18 10-71…"

My legs felt weak when I heard Edward's voice. I quickly had to gather my emotions and get help to my Trooper. Edward had just told me he needed assistance URGENTLY.

"1217 are you hurt? Do you need a 10-52?" I waited a few moments for Edward to answer me and let me know if he needed an ambulance. What felt like hours passed and he didn't answer me. "1214, Dispatch"

"Go Dispatch, 1214"

"1214, 1217 needs assistance at 400 Wexler Avenue 10-18. No response from 1217 in three minutes. Last transmission was at 1320 hours."

"10-4 Dispatch. I'm arriving now. Go ahead and roll 10-52." Oh God, Jacob confirmed my worst fears. Edward did indeed need an ambulance. Kate had heard the call and come in to take over my radio. She knew I would want to go to Edward immediately.

"10-4 1214. 10-52 is en route. Can you give a status on 1217?" My voice cracked over the radio and Kate gently touched my shoulder.

"Bella, go, I got this."

"No, I have to find out if he's ok first." I wasn't leaving my chair until I heard from Jacob on Edward's condition.

"Dispatch 1214" Thank God. At least I knew now that Jacob was with Edward.

"Go 1214"

"Dispatch, I have 10-95. Repeat 10-95. 1217 is being attended to and is 10-17 to Memorial Hospital ER for precautionary measures."

"10-4 1214. Thank you for your assistance. Dispatch clear." Thankfully, Jake had the suspect in custody and Edward was on his way to the hospital to get checked out. I still wasn't sure exactly what occurred, but I was about to head to the ER and find out.

"Kate, I'm headed to the hospital. Thanks again. I'll let you know what happened. I'll call Rosalie and let her know that I left." Rosalie was my immediate supervisor. She would understand why I wanted to leave and I relaxed knowing that fact.

"No problem Bella. I hope Edward is ok. Be safe." Kate was a good friend and I made a mental note to bake her some of my chocolate chip cookies to thank her.

I arrived at the emergency room ten minutes later. Jacob was there along with two other troopers. I immediately went to him to find out where Edward was.

"Jake! Where is he? Is he ok?" My panic was rising and Jake wrapped his arms around me. I relaxed into him.

"Bells, he's fine. He just has a rather big bump on his head and will probably have a pretty bad headache for a few hours. He's in exam room four down the hall to the right. He's waiting on you." Jake grinned his impressively white smile. Colgate had been good to that boy.

"Thank you Jake, for getting to him so quickly."

"It's my job Bells. Edward would have done the same thing for me. Look, now that you are here I'm going to go back on duty. I'll take these two bozos with me too." He nodded to Troopers Whitlock and McCarty who had accompanied him to check on Edward. Emmett McCarty was my boss, Rosalie's husband and was a great big teddy bear.

"Geez Black, hurtful." Emmett put his hand over his heart as if Jake had just ripped it out. He was such a dork but we all loved him.

"Come on your jackasses, back to our patrols." Jake slapped the two of them on the shoulders and winked at me as I turned to make my way to Edward.

When I stepped around the curtain I was finally face to face with Trooper Cullen, my beautiful bronze haired Fuckhot boyfriend. His eyes were closed and he had an ice pack on the side of his head.

"Geez Cullen, did you have to go to such extremes to get some attention?" I couldn't help but grin when he opened one eye and crooked smiled me.

"Well, hello Ms. Swan. What brings you here to this wonderful emergency room?" He put down the ice pack and beckoned me over with the crook of his finger. Naturally I rushed right to his side.

"Edward are you ok? What happened?" I stroked his cheek and finally let my pent up tears fall freely.

"Shhh babygirl. I'm fine. Please don't cry." He cupped my face with both his hands and brought his lips to mine. I wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed him with all I had. He might have been hurt, but Trooper Fuckhot still had game. His tongue was tracing my lips and I let him in immediately. After a few minutes he broke our kiss and smiled widely at me.

"I'm glad you find something funny here. Can you please tell me what happened?"

"When I got to the scene, I got out to check the perimeter of the house. Apparently I snuck up on the suspect because when I turned the corner he clubbed me on the side of the head with a brick. I stumbled but was able to grab him around the neck and take him down with me, landing on him. Luckily when I landed on him his head hit the brick and he was knocked unconscious. That's when I was able to call in. As soon as you answered me I blacked out. The next thing I knew, I was in the ambulance with Jake and Emmett over me. They told me that Jasper had the suspect in custody. I'm waiting on CT scan results and they said if that looks ok I can go home." He was rubbing small circles on the back of my hand. "Bella, I fucked up. I didn't check the corner of the house thoroughly enough or I would have seen the guy before he could take me down. I don't make those mistakes." He shook his head and I could tell he was very disappointed in himself.

"Look Edward, the main thing is that you are ok. It could have been worse." Just then the doctor came in and told us that Edward's CT scan was clear and he was free to go home. They wanted him to take a couple days off before they would clear him for duty again. I told the doctor that I would make sure he rested and was taken care of. When the doctor left, Edward was smiling at me and wiggling his eyebrows.

"So, you are going to play Nurse Bella with me?" He began rubbing his palms together and licking his lips.

"Get dressed Cullen." I shook my head at him and finally relaxed.

We arrived at the townhouse and I got Edward all situated in bed. They wanted me to wake him up every two hours to check his reflexes and pupils. This was standard procedure for head injuries. Rosalie had called me and told me to take the next few days off as well so I could attend to Edward. She said Kate had volunteered to take my shifts. I went to prepare Edward something to eat and throw in a load of laundry. I was loading our jeans in the washing machine when I felt a hard body and an extremely hard cock pressed up against my back. Spinning around, I found Trooper Fuckhot looking down at me like I was dinner. He was completely naked and I felt my panties disintegrate. Nine inch was in da house and at full attention.

"Edward, you are supposed to be in bed and resting. Clearly you aren't doing either." I crossed my arms over my chest and pretended to be annoyed with my unruly patient.

"Nurse Bella, I needed something to drink and you weren't around, so I thought I would come get it for myself." He had his hands on either side of me with my ass pressed against the washer. It seems Edward and I had a thing for the laundry room because we had sex there about fifty percent of the time.

"I made you something to eat but I thought I'd start a load of laundry first." My eyes were having a hard time keeping focused on his face when there was a large object looking up at me from between his legs. "Besides, you need to rest so we shouldn't have sex. I have to wake you up every two hours, remember?"

"Oh, I remember. I'm just getting started now. I figured you could wake me up in that special Bella way every two hours. After all, I was almost killed today." He stuck his lip out and actually pouted. Yeah, Fuckhot was going to milk this for all it was worth. Luckily I had no problem with that.

"Trooper Cullen, I suggest you get your fine ass and that monster cock upstairs to bed. I will bring your food and drink up in a moment. Then, after you finish eating I'll suck your cock until you come down my throat. After that you will go to bed and sleep for two hours. After two hours, I will wake you up by impaling myself on said cock. This will be our routine for the next twenty four hours. Do you understand me Trooper?" I tried to keep a bitch brow but the sheer surprise on Edward's face was almost my undoing. He looked like I had just given him the winning Powerball lottery numbers.

"Oh fuck baby. You can't fucking say shit like that to me and not expect me to fuck you on the washing machine." He tried to lift me up and place me on the machine but I stood my ground.

"Stand down Trooper. I mean it. Get that hot ass upstairs now." I put my hands on my hips and cocked my eyebrow at him. Edward put his hands up in surrender as he backed out of the doorway. Before he did however, he grabbed his hard as steel cock and stroked it a few times while he looked at me and sent me that panty dropping grin. I damn near lost my shit but managed to keep my bitch face. "Move it Cullen!" He padded up the stairs and I finally let out the breath I didn't know I had been holding.

Keeping my promise I took Edward his food and laid next to him while he ate. We were watching a movie when I decided to fulfill my next promise. I moved down underneath the covers and stroked his still hard cock a few times before I took him in my mouth.

"Oh fuck Bellllllaaaaaaa….ugh baby that feels so damn good." Edward was raising his hips and fisting his hands in my hair immediately. I looked up at him through my lashes as I took one long lick from base to head and then swirled my tongue in the bead of pre-cum that accumulated on his tip. This always drove my trooper crazy. I began to moan around his shaft while I pumped the rest of his cock with my hand. He was too big for me to take entirely in my mouth so I had to improvise. Edward began moaning and mumbling incoherently and I knew he was close. I hollowed my cheeks and sucked for all I was worth.

"Motherfucker! I'm gonna com…..Fuuuuuuuckkkkk" he groaned as his hot liquid streamed down the back of my throat. I greedily swallowed all of it down and looked up at him to find him looking back at me with hooded eyes.

"Ok Trooper, it's bedtime." I moved up to his face and kissed him gently. All he could do was sigh.

"Have I told you how much I love you Isabella Marie Swan?" He stroked my cheek and I leaned into his gentle touch.

"You have, but I'd love to hear it again Edward Anthony Cullen." I winked at him and pulled the covers up over him.

"I love you baby. Thank you for taking such good care of me." He smiled at me and closed his eyes to take his two hour nap. I took a moment and just looked at my beautiful boyfriend. I thought about how quickly things could have gotten worse with what happened to Edward. I could have lost him in the line of duty. That thought was what spurred me on with my next idea. I didn't want to spend another day not being Mrs. Edward Cullen. We had talked about marriage at length and decided we didn't want anything fancy. Both of us just wanted to be married to each other. We had the next few days off, so why not? I was going to ask Edward what he thought when he woke up.

While Edward slept, I looked up flights to Las Vegas. There was one that left in six hours. I couldn't help myself so I went to wake Edward up. When I walked in the room, I was stunned to find Edward doing sit ups on the floor. Naked. Abs. Rippled. Cock. Nine. Glorious. Inches. I failed to stifle the moan quickly enough and Trooper Fuckhot was alerted to my presence.

"See something you like Ma'am?" Damn cocky bastard. He knows how I love it when he lets his Southern out. Edward may be from Chicago, but he's been here in Texas long enough to have picked up a little bit of drawl.

"Trooper Cullen, do you always exercise sans clothing? Because if you do, I may have to videotape that shit."

"You can't do that Sweetheart. Want me to lose my job? That would be a scandal the DPS would not like." He winked at me and my inner whore threw herself on the bed with her legs open. She's such a hussy.

"Edward, I have something to ask you. I don't want you to freak out ok? It's just that I love you. You know that right?" My nerves were beginning to get the best of me as I realized what I was about to ask him.

"You're scaring me baby." He stood up and pulled on his boxer shorts and sat down on the bed beside me. "Look Bella, if this is about me getting hurt you can relax. I'm fine. I promise." He stroked my cheek with the pads of his fingers and I felt myself calm down.

"Well, it is about you getting hurt Edward. Today I realized how close I came to losing you. I wouldn't survive without you, I know that for a fact. God, we wasted so much fucking time just dicking around with each other. Cullen, you're too important to me to wait around forever to do this." I stood up from the bed and knelt down in front of him. I took his hands in mine and locked my gaze into his pools of forest green. "Edward Anthony Cullen, you are the most important person in the world to me. You are my heart, my soul, and my other half. You are like the oxygen I breathe. I can't survive without you. I don't want to go another day not being tied to you in every way possible. I know it's crazy as hell, but Trooper Fuckhot, will you marry me? Tonight?"

Edward just stared into my eyes, burning into my soul. I tried to read his reaction but it was such a mixture I couldn't put my finger on what it was. Finally, one side of his mouth curled up into that beautiful, sexy, crooked Cullen grin. "Isabella Marie Swan, you stole my thunder. Here I had this elaborate proposal planned out and you beat me to it. To tell you the truth Sweetheart, I feel the exact same way." He stood from the bed and helped me to stand up. Kissing my hand, he walked over to the nightstand and took out what looked like a black velvet box. Oh shit.

"Allow me to answer your question with a question of my own." He moved back to me and got down on one knee, in his dark blue boxers, and spoke the words I had been waiting to hear. "Bella, the day you walked into the station to put in your application I saw you. I was in the next room doing my paperwork before the end of my shift. I glanced up and saw an angel. Your hair was tucked up in a sexy as hell librarian bun and you had those fucking little square glasses on. Fuck baby, I got hard immediately. Never in my life had I been affected by a woman like that, by just looking at her. You glanced up and our eyes met briefly and in that moment, I knew I was going to marry you one day. You are sewn so deeply into the fabric of my life, I don't know where I begin and you end. It would make me the happiest man alive if you would marry me." He opened the box and in it was the most beautiful diamond ring I had ever seen in my life. It was a marquis cut diamond flanked by four smaller diamonds on each side and four baguettes beside those.

"Oh my God Edward. It's beautiful. Yes! Yes baby!" I pulled him up off his knee and launched myself at him knocking us both on our asses on the floor. He slipped the ring on my finger and kissed me for all I was worth. Soon the kiss turned into a touch here and there and that lead to groping and moaning.

"Jesus fuck Bella you taste so goddamned good." Edward said from between my legs. I was in no condition to respond as Trooper Fuckhot worked over my clit with his precision tongue. I promise that one day I am going to have that fucker bronzed and sitting on my mantle for all eternity.

"Mmmm Edward. That feels amazing." I was surprised by my own voice. The waves of ecstasy rolling through me were almost my undoing. Edward slipped two of his long, talented fingers into my wet heat while continuing his ministrations on my swollen clit and began to pump me hard and fast. My orgasm washed over me quicker than I could warn him and he never relented, pushing me into number two and three in quick succession.

"Bella, there is nothing hotter than you coming undone all over my face and hands. I will never get tired of licking you clean." He slithered up my body and without warning, impaled me with his cocked and loaded nine. "Hang on Sweetheart, this is not going to be gentle."

"Come on Cullen, bring it on. Let me see what you got." He apparently took that as a personal challenge because he pistoned in and out of me for what seemed like an eternity. Edward Cullen had fantastic stamina and staying power. No two pump chump here!

"Oh God Edward, I'm gonna come. I'm com….Uuuunnngghhh" I cried out as another Cullen Catastrophic Climax washed over me. Edward quickly followed.

"Dammit baby, your tight little cunt is squeezing my big cock over and over and it feels fucking amazing. Shit…fuck Belllllllaaaaaaa" he stilled once and thrust in twice more as I felt his hot liquid filling me to the hilt. We collapsed onto each other in a tangled web of arms and legs. After a few moments I remembered what I had originally come in to ask Edward.

"So, we are getting married huh?" I couldn't help the silly grin that was plastered on my face.

"It appears so Mrs. Soon to be Cullen." He leaned down to kiss me gently.

"Well, while you were asleep I looked online at airline tickets to Las Vegas. Look, I know it's insane, but I figured since we have the next few days off…" I was silenced by his finger on my lips.

"Yes Bella. I will marry you. Yes Bella, we can fly to Vegas tonight and get it done. I don't want to spend another day not being married to you. That being said, I suggest you boot up that laptop and book us two first class tickets."

"Really? You are ok with this? So this time tomorrow I will be Mrs. Trooper Fuckhot?" I felt like a giddy school girl.

"Yes baby. And I'll be Mr. Bella Swan." He was grinning from ear to ear and I couldn't help myself. I had to kiss him again.

"Ok baby, I'm going to go book our flight. I can't believe we are doing this." I got up and reached for the door but was stopped by Edward's hand around my wrist. I turned around to face him.

"One more thing Sweetheart. If we are going to be out of town for a few days, we should probably wash a load of clothes before we go." He wiggled his eyebrows at me and licked his bottom lip.

"Ok Perv, one spin cycle and then we need to pack." We raced each other down the stairs stopping in front of the laundry room door.

"Come on Darlin' you know you always wash, rinse, and spin SEVERAL times." I couldn't help but catch his double meaning. Never one to be outdone by the hottest Texas State Trooper there ever was I opened the door and pulled him inside by one hand.

"Oh yes Trooper Cullen, and you always deliver a hot, sparkling clean load." He smirked at me and proceeded to show me how superior his personal spin cycle could be.

A/N: Thanks for reading! Let me know if you'd like to see more of Trooper Cullen and the beautiful Bella Swan. Perhaps we could turn my intended one shot into a full blown story.