***STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT BUT I REALLY WISH I DID***

A/N: I wanted to thank everyone so much for the wonderful reviews this story has received. I am so excited to turn my one shot into a full story. Everyone has asked to see more of our hot Trooper and his lady love, so as I have said before, all aboard the Cullen Crazy Train!

BPOV

I woke up with my head resting on Edward's shoulder when the announcement to fasten seatbelts for our descent into McCarran International Airport came blaring through the airplane. Jesus fuck, could they be a little quieter when I was trying to get some much needed beauty sleep? The last couple of days had been a whirlwind with Edward nearly being killed in the line of duty and our decision to fly to Las Vegas and elope. I was afraid I was going to look like something the cat dragged in for my wedding photos.

"Hey baby, you awake?" Edward looked down at me and kissed the top of my head.

"Yeah, sorry about falling asleep on you. I guess I was more tired than I thought." I leaned up and gave him a kiss. He leaned into my kiss and reached behind my head to pull me closer into his mouth. His tongue was between my lips quicker than I could react and the moan that slipped out of my mouth was loud and embarrassing. I felt the fucker smile against my lips and pushed him away, giving him my best bitch brow.

"Mmm Ms. Swan, I plan to elicit many more sounds like that from your delicious mouth over the next few days." He smirked at me, feeling very proud of himself.

"Listen here Cullen, if you think for one minute I won't pay you back for that, well then you don't know me very well." He knew I was teasing, and that I really didn't give two shits about what these people thought of me. My fiancé was fuckhot and I was going to marry him immediately. They were all just jealous.

The flight attendant made it a point to come ask Edward if there was anything he would like before we landed. I noticed that she hadn't asked anyone else that I could see. My inner bitch was sharpening her claws and preparing to pull the skank's hair extensions out. Edward noticed my reaction and laughed.

"Baby really? You're jealous of the flight attendant? Do you not understand that when you are around no other woman even exists?" He ran his index finger under my chin and winked at me.

"Yeah yeah I know. It doesn't mean I like all these other women ogling your goodies all the time." He just shook his head and laughed.

"Bella, clearly you don't notice the men that do the same thing to you. Do you know how many times over the past few months I have wanted to draw my weapon and arrest those motherfuckers just because I can?"

Before I got a chance to answer him I felt the plane touch down on the runway and my butterflies started up again. We were really here and apparently we were really doing this. Don't get me wrong, I wanted to marry Trooper Fuckhot more than anything and this was absolutely my idea. But shit just got real. Like, shit just got "here we are in Las Vegas" real. I think I may pass out.

EPOV

As soon as we stepped off the plane, it was obvious we were in Las Vegas. The sounds of ringing slot machines and loud voices were immediate and Bella and I were Vegas virgins. We both stood there in the terminal just looking at each other for a few minutes until Bella smiled widely and attacked my mouth.

"Hey baby…not that I'm complaining about that, but what's got you so excited? Is it the fact that pretty soon you are going to get to call all this yours forever?" I gestured to myself as if I was Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune or one of the Price is Right girls showing off the prize being bid on. She giggled and punched me in the stomach.

"Geez Cullen, you are so much all about yourself huh? Luckily for you I love you. Come on Trooper Fuckhot, let's go get hitched." She tugged on my hand and soon we were collecting our rental car and loading our bags in the trunk. Our first order of business was going to be to check into our hotel. As I drove down The Strip, I turned to the beautiful woman beside me. I think in that moment I fell deeper in love with Bella Swan. She was sitting there looking out the front window with a lazy smile on her perfect lips. Her fingers were woven through mine and I couldn't help but smile as I twisted the ring on her finger. In a few short hours she was going to be mine. But first things first, I needed to find a washing machine! I'm kidding, but seriously, I made a mental note to do just that. Bella and I are game for sex anywhere, but the laundry room will always hold a special place in our hearts, kinky fuckers that we are.

We found our hotel and got all checked in. Bella was a little tired so while she took a small nap, I went downstairs to the concierge to ask about setting up our wedding. After an hour speaking with their special wedding coordinator, everything was set up for tomorrow at eleven a.m. I was heading to the elevators to go back to our room when my stomach reminded me it had been several hours since I last ate. There was a nice restaurant in the hotel lobby so I walked in to look at the menu to see what I could get for Bella and myself. I placed our order and sat down to wait for it when my cell phone buzzed.

Hey Trooper Fuckhot, where are you? I woke up horny and you weren't here…soo….

What does she mean 'sooo'? Surely she didn't mean that she took care of her mood by herself. Fuck, if the thought of Bella touching herself didn't give me a semi and my damn food isn't ready yet. I discreetly adjusted my traitorous dick and sent up a little prayer that the cook put a rush on it. I texted her back right away.

Sorry babygirl, I had something I needed to take care of and you looked so peaceful sleeping I didn't want to wake you. I'm down in the restaurant in the lobby waiting for our food. Be up in a few minutes. And BTW, are you still horny? Because I could definitely take care of that. I do know my way around a pair of handcuffs after all….just sayin'.

Ha! That oughta show her. Thankfully I looked up from my phone in time to see the hostess coming to the front with our food. I quickly paid and ran to the elevators anxious to get to my Bella. My very horny Bella. Life just didn't get any better than this.

BPOV

When I woke up I reached over to snuggle into Edward and he wasn't there. I had been having a hot ass dream about him fucking me on the hood of his police cruiser. Yeah, yeah I know. That would be scandalous in our little Texas town, but it really was hot. Every part of that man had my girlie bits tingling one hundred percent of the time. When Edward texted me back and told me he knew his way around a pair of handcuffs, I laughed out loud. We are very open about our sexual adventures and we never hesitate to tell each other if we have a crazy idea or suggestion. Being that both of us are in law enforcement, the escapades often contain police related items. The last time Edward handcuffed me to our bed, the bastard went off and left the key in his uniform pants that were being laundered by the department while the spare key was in his cruiser. So there I was, handcuffed to the bed, naked and no key in sight.

FLASHBACK

"Wow Edward, that was amazing. I swear each time gets better and better."

"I know Sweetheart. It's unreal. Hey, let me unlock the cuffs. I know you probably need to get to the bathroom to clean up….although you look fantastic cuffed to our bed with my cum all over you."

"Ha Ha Smartass. However, now that you mention it, I need to pee. Really bad. Hurry up Trooper."

"Um Bella….er….I….um…can't find the key"

"What do you mean you can't find the key?"

"I mean, it's not here in the drawer with my gun and everything else that goes on my gun belt. OH SHIT!"

"What the fuck do you mean OH SHIT?"

"Ok, Sweetheart. Babygirl. Um…I may have ACCIDENTALLY left the key in my pants when I turned in my uniforms for the weekend to be cleaned. And it would appear that the extra key is perhaps in my cruiser, that just happens to be at the station. Perhaps."

"EDWARD ANTHONY CULLEN, please tell me you are kidding me. Because if you seriously mean what you just said, I will rip your nuts off your body and feed them to you. Now, before I piss all over myself and the bed, please get the key and unlock me. This is not funny anymore."

"Sweetheart, I wish I was joking. Stay there, I'm going to call Emmett and ask him to run by the station and get in my cruiser and bring the key. It shouldn't take him longer than forty five minutes or so."

END FLASHBACK

You know, it wasn't funny at the time, but looking back now, remembering how I could hear Emmett's laughter coming from downstairs when he brought Edward the key is pretty hilarious. He could hardly breathe because he was laughing so hysterically. By the time Edward got me out of the handcuffs, I sprinted to the bathroom and barely made it. Needless to say, Trooper Edward Cullen didn't get laid for the next few days and had to kiss my ass profusely.

I was brought out of my musings by Edward's key card in the door. I watched my gorgeous fiancé come in with two bags of food and a beautiful smile on his gorgeous face. I got up and met him at the door to take the bags from him. Wrapping my arms around his neck, he snaked his arms around my waist and lifted me off the ground. Our height difference always made him have to pick me up to be eye level.

"Hey baby. I figured you might be hungry so I got us some goodies." He kissed me sweetly at first but soon deepened the kiss, a smile spreading on his face when I moaned against his mouth.

"Mmm I'd rather just eat you Trooper. I'm horny and I need to fuck a gorgeous Texas State Trooper. Do you know where I can find one?" I cupped the abundant bulge in the front of his jeans and rubbed it up and down. Suddenly I found myself hoisted in Edward's arms and being dropped gingerly on the bed.

"Fuck Bella, when you say shit like that to me it makes my dick so damn hard. I think the food can wait while I feast between those creamy thighs." Without another word, Trooper Fuckhot went down like the fucking Titanic. This man knew his way around a pussy. There's just simply no other way to say it. Our room was suddenly filled with moans of ecstasy and squeals of sheer delight.

"Oh God Edward, I'm so close baby. Don't stop, please baby…God don't stop" I was quickly losing my mind as Edward plunged two long beautiful fingers in and out of my pussy while his expert tongue flicked my clit over and over driving me past the point of no return.

"Come on Isabella. I need you to come all over my face. I wanna drown in your wet pussy. You like the way I finger fuck you Darlin'? This tight pussy is squeezing my fingers baby." He started lapping at my clit with the flat of his tongue and when he sucked it into his mouth I flew over the edge screaming his name. He kept gently licking me while I came down from another beautiful Cullen Climax.

"Trooper, has anyone ever told you how fucking talented you are with that wonderful tongue? And don't even get me started on those gifted fingers." I smiled lazily up at him as he stood up from the bed and reached for my hand.

"Yeah, I think my beautiful soon to be wife has mentioned it a time or two. Turn around Darlin'. Daddy wants to take that pussy from the back." He gently pushed me back down to the bed on my hands and knees and positioned himself behind me up on his knees. I looked back over my shoulder and stuck my ass higher in the air while I gave him a wink.

"Come on Cullen, let me have that glorious nine inches of meaty cock. Show Mama how you handle your weapon."

"Oh baby, this is going to be a lot of things, but gentle is not one of them. Hold the fuck on Bella." He grabbed my hips roughly and slammed his hard cock into me all the way to the hilt. Every time Edward was sheathed completely inside me I felt so absolutely full. He pounded me over and over until I felt the telltale tightening deep in my stomach. Fuckhot reached around and began furiously rubbing and pinching my clit, drawing out another mind blowing orgasm and this time I took him over with me. We both collapsed onto the bed, completely sated and starving to death.

"I'll say one thing for you Trooper, you know your way around my body." I kissed him lazily on the forehead and made my way to the bathroom to clean up, Edward following behind me to do the same. Once we were presentable again, we dug into the now cold food Edward brought up for us. It didn't really matter that it was cold, it still tasted damn good.

"So what is it that you were doing while I was asleep" I asked Edward as I finished the last of my cheeseburger.

"Actually I was setting up and arranging our wedding. We are getting married tomorrow at eleven in the morning. We need to go get the license tonight and maybe hit up a few slot machines. What do you say?"

"So, you didn't think it was important to get my input on setting up the wedding? You just took it upon yourself to plan whatever it is that YOU want?" Edward sat stone still and stared at me. I could see the worry in his eyes and I was really just teasing him, but I loved to watch him squirm.

"Shit baby, I didn't think. I'm sorry Sweetheart. We can change it if you want to. Fuck." He slammed down the rest of his burger on the table and ran his hands through his more than disheveled hair.

"Hey, Cullen, relax. I'm just teasing you. Whatever you set up is fine with me baby. I just want to be Mrs. Cullen. I don't care how we do it as long as we do it." I moved to sit on his lap and smoothed out his hair that he had left standing on end.

"Dammit Swan, you scared me. Don't do that shit. I'm nervous enough that you're going to change your mind and run out of here screaming to get away from me."

"Edward, do you really think I would do that? Baby, I'm being serious when I tell you that I want to marry you. You have no reason to be nervous or scared. It's just me. Just us. Edward and Bella. Trooper Fuckhot and Dispatcher Bella." I wrapped my arms around him and nuzzled into his neck.

"I know baby, I just want everything to be perfect. Look, let's get dressed and see what Vegas has to offer." He pinched me on the ass as I got up to take a shower.

We made our way to the lobby of our hotel and outside to The Strip. The lights and sounds of Vegas were hypnotizing to say the least. Hand in hand we walked and talked and eventually found ourselves at Treasure Island watching the beautiful fountains and all the dazzling lights.

"Bella, I just want you to know how much I love you. Sweetheart you are my world." He cupped my face in his large hands and leaned in to kiss me sweetly. My knees were weak when he pulled back and all I could do was sigh.

"Mmm Edward, you have got to stop that. It would not sit well for me to attack you out here in the open. We don't need to get arrested." I winked at him and tugged on his hand, letting him know I was ready to go back to our hotel.

EPOV

I woke up wrapped around the most beautiful woman in the world. Bella was still asleep and she looked so fucking gorgeous. I couldn't believe that she was finally going to be my wife. I remember the day I confessed my feelings to her in my laundry room. When she didn't respond right away I knew I had fucked up. I was trying to wrap my mind around the fact that she didn't love me like I loved her. I figured she just saw me as her friend that she occasionally fucked. Friends with Benefits had started out being fine with me. But the more time I spent with Bella at work or outside of work, the more captivated I became by her every move. She is the epitome of womanhood to me. She's beautiful inside and out and when she loves, she loves whole heartedly. My family loves her just as much as I do and our friends were all thrilled when we came out as an official couple. When she came to me and admitted that she wanted all the same things I wanted, it made me the happiest man in the world.

"Hey Trooper, what are you thinking about? You look far away baby." Bella reached up and rubbed the side of my face with her tiny hand. I hadn't even realized she was awake.

"Good morning Beautiful. I was just watching you sleep and wondering how I got so lucky to have you for my own." I placed a chaste kiss on her lips.

"Well isn't it obvious? I love you for your amazing cock." The little minx winked at me as she got up and headed to the bathroom.

"Yeah, I figured it was something like that. I mean, it wouldn't be for my sparkling personality and rugged good looks?" I winked right back at her and laughed.

We both showered and began to get ready for our wedding. Up until now I hadn't been nervous at all. But knowing that in a couple of hours we would be Mr. and Mrs. Cullen for real was almost my undoing. I was brought back to reality when my unbelievable gorgeous fiancée walked out of the bathroom looking like complete sin. She was wearing a very form fitting white dress with mesh sleeves and a satin bow tied at her tiny waist. She had on my favorite kind of shoes, tall stiletto heels that I commonly referred to as Fuck Me shoes. Those would definitely be staying on later tonight when I bent her over the sofa in our suite and slammed into her from behind.

"Damn baby, you look amazing." I moved to wrap my arms around her waist and kissed her deeply. She moaned into my mouth and I briefly wondered if we had time for a quickie.

"You look pretty damn good yourself Trooper Fuckhot. Are you ready to become Mr. Bella Swan?" She cupped my face in her hands and I couldn't help the giggle that escaped me. Apparently I had a vagina now because I would have never imagined an actual giggle would ever leave my mouth.

Gathering our things, we made our way to the lobby and into the room that was set up for our wedding. I had to admit, the hotel had done a beautiful job in getting each detail I asked for perfectly represented. The judge that would be presiding over our ceremony came and introduced himself to us and we chatted for a few minutes. Bella stayed right by my side as we waited for everything to begin. I had never seen her look so beautiful.

"Mr. Cullen, we're ready to begin if you and Ms. Swan are." The judge motioned with his hand for us to join him at the altar. I reached over to the table and handed Bella the bouquet of red roses I had made for her. She smiled widely and brought them to her nose to smell them. Just as she did, the photographer snapped a photo and I knew it would be gorgeous.

"Are you ready Babygirl?" I couldn't help it and leaned in to caress her face.

"More than you will ever know Trooper. Let's do this."

BPOV

Standing at the altar beside Edward, I couldn't keep the cheesy grin off my face. I had never been this happy. Edward had become my whole world over the past couple of years and I couldn't believe that he was finally going to be mine forever. The judge began our ceremony.

"We come together today to join in holy matrimony Edward Anthony Cullen and Isabella Marie Swan. Marriage is not a decision to be entered into lightly, so that being said I must ask each of you, do you come here today of your own free will with the intentions of committing yourselves to each other fully and wholly?" We both nodded our agreement and he continued. "Then Edward you may speak freely to Isabella whatever is in your heart."

"Bella, the moment I laid eyes on you in the lobby of the police station when you came in to apply for the Dispatcher job, I knew without a doubt that you would one day be my wife. I was sure you would love me and I knew I already loved you. Little did I know that it would take me so long to make you believe it to be the truth. We've been through so much together, from broken washing machines to scary, tense on the job moments and day after day I fall more in love with you. I want you to know that there will never be any other person in this lifetime and each thereafter more perfect for me. You are my sunshine through every dark day and my lifeline when all appears lost. I promise to love and cherish you all the days of my life. I will remain faithful to you and you alone and I promise with all my heart, soul, and mind that every moment I live, I live for you. I can't wait to start my life with you as my wife. I love you Isabella Marie Swan, more than the air I breathe."

"Isabella, you may speak freely to Edward whatever is in your heart."

"Edward, you are my heartbeat. Before I met you, I merely existed. I never fully lived until you loved me. That awful day at work when I thought you were hurt or even worse, I allowed myself to imagine what life without you might be like. The panic I felt in my soul was something that words can't even attempt to express. I knew then that I had to make you mine forever. I need you in order to be me. I need you like the oxygen I breathe. You are my rock and everything good in my life. You and you alone make me a better person and I love who I have become since knowing you. I live every day knowing that your love is steadfast and unwavering. So this day, I promise you that I will never leave you. I will be faithful to only you and I will cherish every moment we spend together. I love you Edward Anthony Cullen, more than you will ever understand."

"Edward, take Isabella's hand and as you slip this ring on her finger please repeat after me. With this ring, I thee wed." With that, Edward put my wedding band on and smiled widely when he repeated the judge's words.

"And Isabella, take Edward's hand and as you slip this ring on his finger repeat after me. With this ring, I thee wed." I did as I was told and chuckled to myself when I had to work a little harder than I hoped to get the ring over Edward's knuckle. Finally it went all the way on and I exhaled a loud breath, making both the judge and Edward laugh.

"Isabella and Edward, you have spoken your vows to each other and solidified your intentions with the giving and receiving of rings, so by the power vested in me, and by the State of Nevada, I hereby pronounce that you are husband and wife. Edward, you may kiss your bride."

Before I could take a breath, Edward's lips were on mine. The kiss was soft and gentle and had a new feeling to it. I was kissing my husband. Trooper Edward Fuckhot Cullen was my husband. I pulled back from Edward's mouth and when he opened his eyes to look at me, they were the greenest I had ever seen them. A single tear had fallen on his cheek and his eyes were filling with more as he gently touched my chin.

"Finally mine. You're finally mine forever. I love you Mrs. Cullen."

"I love you Mr. Cullen, so very much." I intended to take him to our suite and show him over and over just how much I loved him. We thanked the judge and made our way to the elevators. No sooner than the doors closed, Edward had me pressed against the mirrored wall. His delicious body was firmly against mine as I was having a hard time catching my breath.

"Bella, I am going to make love to you all night long. I'm not going to stop until we are both panting, heaving puddles of desire. I want to feel you Babygirl. I want to feel every silky inch of that body all over mine. If this elevator doesn't hurry the fuck up, I might just get started right here."

"Oh God baby, I want you too. I love you Edward." Thankfully we arrived on our floor before I could be defiled in the elevator. Edward practically dragged me to our suite and fumbled with the key card before finally sliding it in the slot correctly. Once he got the door open, he scooped me up in his arms and carried me over the threshold and proceeded to do exactly what he said he would do for the rest of the night. By the time the dawn was breaking we were fully satisfied and blissfully happy being Mr. and Mrs. Cullen. I couldn't imagine how life could get any more perfect than it was at this moment.

A/N: I apologize for taking so long to post this chapter. Real life gets in the way sometimes and then a case of writer's block reared its ugly head. Truthfully I'm still not happy with this chapter and I'm sorry if anyone is disappointed. I'd love to hear your ideas on where you'd like to see Trooper Cullen and the new Mrs. Cullen go from here. I'm open to suggestions! Thanks for reading!